香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
  J( w& f) e8 o甘多人死，唔见你死。
" A; \0 |* r* J" H! R" c8 d2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
/ h2 U$ n2 Q+ s+ t2 J6 M9 E你教我以后点出嚟行?
/ k' D% o! l. i3 p; L+ z: [5 u( R3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. + r7 R: o3 m% v  \! X& a
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 $ ?) G+ Q: q# v, j: x% x( `+ ~  b3 j. t9 z
4 "I saw a pork chop"
7 Z7 Q$ }$ D) N6 H" s% L% z) B我见到件猪扒啊。
, W; {; E; A) W- b5 Are you road? + _- u* T- Q5 M# {& o' Y+ n
你系咪路啊？
9 c4 p* t2 m: q' t6 What the water are you?
1 y- H" F. X5 c4 q& s你系乜水啊？ , S! @$ h" z* N8 g3 t
7 Do you big me?
4 U" E$ ]+ V) T% ]你大我啊？
& ]6 _, k, p) N! G- P" _7 g9 t8 Zebra chops people.
5 g/ N: d& c$ i' X$ J) P班马劈友。
' c% e4 y) b  [7 |9 The king of the cutting girl.
' Z$ G' V# s& A$ B界女王。
2 K; D8 m' j( \$ q6 H10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.   t# k9 @) A  w4 x2 C
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
7 G' |: p" _7 t11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
, N+ H3 I+ y* A  l* g& `) z$ @你当我无到？
8 H3 z7 s1 f! e% \0 M, ~1 G* f12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 3 _" A* x! b' f4 K  z
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
( R' ?/ |# m' r, H$ }  ^13 Today I was very black son. , F& d0 n2 \9 F2 Z6 O
今日我好黑仔。
8 t* [7 n/ c' q$ T  n14 I am wearing grass. ) n' n6 E3 Q, R7 S( C4 e
我着紧草。
, |1 P% `7 u/ e6 [15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
. I6 _) A2 i1 P/ m0 L) m2 h& `你未够班同我讲数！ ( f3 Y; i1 X. N! q; e7 [
16 Two beat six.
* ^- G5 N( U$ A8 `0 ^二打六
' Y8 o% H7 M2 Z3 L: I8 y17 Two five son.
+ L# ]+ l4 D9 I& Y二五仔 0 \5 z, a% R/ T' M; N
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
3 |$ }  j3 f& O; Q/ _: d琴琴青 " i$ I$ e2 ~- _( v" n1 X9 j
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
$ X' D. N& P9 }, |( N- j我俾D顏色你睇睇！
7 [! o6 N5 ]$ G4 {; L20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 " B1 k: i- F5 Z0 P- M1 b
蠢蠢欲動 。
9 [2 ?  N* `3 u1 s4 d21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 3 K& E/ h% K: F2 Z/ @: g
人山人海 。 & D3 V0 U" `& ^5 c
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 . C, q- D' c5 Z+ j0 e' n; R6 x3 C% w" b
你算老幾? 9 C. a0 e5 G- N# n) @6 G7 R
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 $ J2 V8 D; X) C0 F3 q
你講乜鬼?
/ Z5 l$ Z4 G% C$ ~- j' @' j# T  \24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
0 l, r9 `( S/ z& e% W- w* |0 j我驚你有牙！ 3 [) o5 _' ]2 X! J8 v0 {5 @
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
8 U: z2 |" B. y6 p& j9 \/ U) o* W心花怒放。   
. j  q7 f! x- Q. x1 e. ^9 O5 vFish skin
' b3 O# R, Y' b9 g# o6 A鱼皮 。
/ ~7 |6 P( K+ A7 j: c* qMonster of blowing water.
6 k3 A8 v) a! T/ u( q吹水怪。
) s) D6 E; ]/ bFace green green # J$ _- F8 P3 x  B9 ^2 h1 H
面青青。 0 S6 P/ q+ z" H# F2 t  o9 F
You see road carefully
! e* V6 Y$ \0 l( f" Z6 H, V你小心睇路
+ {3 e0 w" o0 s+ J" K  jYou go to street carefully 0 T" E& }8 O: D
你出街小心D。 5 N8 R" }$ @" Y5 ?0 r: M) n* l
Do the world / o) j8 N5 O  q. o3 a# v* S
做世界 。 ; I4 x3 s% t8 P! p5 q$ V6 f
Big tea rice 5 u! {4 ?8 o+ F& s$ ~
大茶饭 。 3 j. u5 ?$ |# \& _9 [7 Q
American chinese not enough. 3 J! |! I4 X8 p+ r; n; ^9 R% W4 U
美中不足。
; @+ p1 _0 p; A1 j/ O- k4 IKing eight egg. $ z: {$ @6 y& [8 [' ^" [2 E. ?
王八蛋 ; @3 m4 `- C% Z: P4 b
High hand. " H+ l- m% v" ?
高手 2 S, S3 R8 F8 m! U
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Old dot. ' A8 G: i% |) |+ S9 f( I7 Y5 {& b
老点 " \4 T0 \! b1 w! U4 v- o- I
One old water 0 V# K7 f; T! @: u$ ~3 W
一旧水 7 w+ v- E  a) @) |- T% Z
I know your mouse. 1 D9 ?) d7 o0 k* s6 k4 H$ h/ k( h
我识你老鼠！ 9 }8 h  N  Q7 z* X
Measure water/Pound water.
5 c$ I: ~, s( u8 p& W磅水
- o/ ?1 b2 E; tA dragon service.
% h- }. Y. |9 R/ m5 z一条龙服务 8 r6 g2 g2 {' n6 K/ r6 b
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
) E7 f2 B' _/ s- K) c/ i我吹鸡打你班友。 / A: {4 j: ~7 C
You jump building. ; p, ?1 s! K) Z" K0 O0 ^) s& V
你跳楼啦。
9 T7 @/ W( R, i* u; z6 k8 yYou come back home and eat banana , M. `- ^+ y8 P3 |5 A6 T. L# Z
你返屋企食蕉啦
+ P# x1 p$ ?  ]' D% ~I give you a hair. 9 T9 B( _! g5 ~7 X6 n2 }) T
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
6 p) V7 S' p+ G. M收皮
" x' D* h7 |. d* F* B+ E- g( uCollect father 3 \) H6 S* V2 m# k
收爹
- l; I, z$ h7 p4 m8 m( O7 xYou give me collect father.
5 O+ J0 ]: V' ]6 h; H; E你同我收爹！ ( D$ y+ l( ^% O% U0 C# s
Laugh die me. ) N; ^& i# [9 t! s0 |5 V
笑死我。
8 d: h( k" s$ U$ n6 u1 xYou give me stop.
( s+ S8 t8 [) [0 K2 f3 z/ r; ]& o你同我企系度。 2 Q% p" q0 ]' t9 V' Z
Eight woman
: B1 R; H- Y- L: T  A  U八婆
/ p) a* |( K. bEight woman,you are good! . Z4 b* H* R( J% ]; M  a! r$ m
八婆，你好o野!
; C7 F& T9 U8 oWhat the spring do you do? 9 |" t; E) }* b' ^
你搞乜春啊? & z' Y! @3 H, y3 v
A dog of eating dung " g% Q& p0 y% r8 n: v5 R3 `+ F
食屎狗
5 ]5 s; L! i. Z; F3 M! T8 R* {A ghost of ass
1 O! y) z1 V, i7 G/ m  O5 _5 \屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
# ?* X% F2 I0 Y5 P0 U+ g" |- W都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
" e5 B, `& |2 O: t1 e  Rthis is not hong kong style english.....
+ x5 v8 K+ n1 f+ D# O+ o: fthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
. r5 O( D, V+ Y' C# u: K; oi've already ban this shit...
% D7 t; j- C0 g; G  e) ^" ndon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.