香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
  }1 G( _3 L7 d7 n/ m% h3 x甘多人死，唔见你死。 0 @0 ?+ l& }% c- W6 p) L6 K2 t0 J
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
, s( r: k; c, z! D- u6 Y* D你教我以后点出嚟行?
6 X1 C" m8 V8 ^9 m% N" O6 i3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
* o9 a* l' F) N5 b如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
1 J- I# C- t, Q7 B4 c7 p4 "I saw a pork chop"
4 k' ]- ?8 R$ P& v# Y( E7 ^: I- c我见到件猪扒啊。
% g0 `2 E9 u, [4 M& R7 Q5 Are you road? 0 W+ w# E' b# R( t# Q( A6 q. n
你系咪路啊？
) I( \1 X$ |8 K# E+ S7 A6 What the water are you? / q/ j1 e. L- O  f2 ^" O
你系乜水啊？
9 V& i3 t5 D# ?' ^) i% o& T& b7 Do you big me? 5 V3 K5 _. D* v- V: B, X5 G, |
你大我啊？
# ~. B5 u% F5 r  ^& X$ r- Q8 Zebra chops people. 6 _+ b, }' |; v/ G' q' ~
班马劈友。 9 ?, \! b3 U: I  c) y+ y
9 The king of the cutting girl.
; K2 \6 p2 S3 Q1 O界女王。
0 T: [" t. d8 t4 j" j10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. # O, T0 s8 W$ H/ o3 b1 `
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
$ m, r, Y3 [, D/ \' I11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
3 q7 Z: X5 O8 W你当我无到？ 5 e. ?. _1 O; q! ~: ?) f
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
6 y' X9 e/ ~: p, L+ w* A你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ) T' T0 w, @: @( e
13 Today I was very black son. 2 J" v  r# o; C; L, m* c
今日我好黑仔。
$ T/ ^& W5 m: ]14 I am wearing grass.
  ?$ R7 F2 A4 M/ M& V+ Z3 I我着紧草。 - p. d# Q' ~6 N5 Z% z$ c
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
; o( ]6 \& c& Q0 N3 P你未够班同我讲数！ : L# n; d# f3 d
16 Two beat six.
, c4 e9 |3 w3 J. @% Z( a6 M二打六 ( k  ^$ K  U% H7 F* r* a
17 Two five son.
  U$ f( P8 z7 ^8 k( R, K- s# U二五仔 5 i8 R( a! ^7 l5 M
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
3 U7 F! _& t7 Q. A6 u+ X琴琴青
7 y' _: X' z- s+ p19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 0 e. X/ O+ O$ o9 F: q5 v. i# b
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
0 i3 }9 v" W% N& O20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
6 p6 Q2 k; r+ B1 R" ]蠢蠢欲動 。
' M& |9 c9 k: o$ M/ G3 U5 r21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 . m. h2 u5 b/ ^; h( [
人山人海 。 5 R4 |/ m  |, z+ J$ |" ~9 T, ^5 B7 m
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 , ^8 T% O" n* e* J
你算老幾? - k. E( j0 |; M2 `: h
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 5 Y( l# j2 W8 [2 z
你講乜鬼? 3 y0 x7 W+ J/ F  C+ k. m( a
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 - q( U7 N  T  n
我驚你有牙！ + |/ m# D4 {+ P5 k5 `" d: _
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 " V, s. y: C+ p* C% h' Q
心花怒放。   
* ~( e; x  ^9 i& L9 |" E# ?Fish skin
: u8 t2 c+ R' R/ t1 C& k鱼皮 。
, z2 S" H( @2 N2 q- z/ ]: TMonster of blowing water.
) ~( u3 t8 a8 p" a! n* j吹水怪。 / U, I- O) H0 e" I
Face green green ! {! L; x7 O3 n
面青青。
) T8 a% L2 D" RYou see road carefully
6 G; P" E# o" X0 e! Z+ B4 a你小心睇路 ( n# F1 H$ B2 m! ]0 L: X
You go to street carefully
/ W9 P0 T. L8 x, `5 @3 P你出街小心D。
$ }; J% N0 g, ~( w8 EDo the world & D+ J* Z$ x- A) M& |6 _6 F# ?- z
做世界 。 ! d" ^/ @0 i' w; b7 j
Big tea rice
( v8 Y6 V6 {9 I2 h大茶饭 。
8 ]0 N- v; A; ]  U7 L, XAmerican chinese not enough. * p, `6 R9 U- a6 G
美中不足。 3 j: F8 |( h0 Y0 W* C2 H
King eight egg. & S" m. i; ]5 N" j
王八蛋 * n: F. C2 x+ _5 R$ a+ C
High hand. * b9 o& u$ x$ N; d. N
高手
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  s1 j6 H& O4 y' ]9 `7 H" W" VOld dot.
: n( P1 ]2 c1 H9 {! A老点
4 F" k" y3 g  q+ P! V' l; VOne old water 1 n& c5 K/ p; O0 v* u& r1 j$ O
一旧水 % ^, M* @; B2 H
I know your mouse.
3 i$ I$ d8 `; ~5 O3 b4 K+ Z/ }我识你老鼠！ 3 ~# ^" B$ R  ^( T
Measure water/Pound water.
% E% _7 r" R0 Y磅水
6 ?+ J) [: Z. l6 q& r4 |( ]A dragon service. * X  j- z! g% H0 ?# [) o" H4 Q
一条龙服务 # C; o) z7 u+ g: ]2 ^( O; S6 ^
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
3 c3 J$ V# D; B6 C5 ~& U% ~我吹鸡打你班友。 : Q) o# x8 |4 X' l- P( H3 V
You jump building. 5 M+ I- K4 S: ^: D# p1 G
你跳楼啦。 7 f3 ^9 q5 B. \: }- q
You come back home and eat banana 6 E1 z" N: {, }' X' F; P2 b! L
你返屋企食蕉啦
% y5 _* I8 i+ WI give you a hair. 9 n1 M7 P, E7 J! {
我俾条毛你ar! / a# w9 s1 d$ f: n& J

* {- ]' c! H* B; C% M, ~Collect skin
3 x# |/ W5 Y! Q& k收皮
3 v6 p1 C: x/ S/ s/ i3 Y- J4 X; rCollect father
$ d. \1 ]$ E, t8 X  h* `收爹 ! d6 t+ G: n8 [
You give me collect father.
6 F+ V! _% b3 j' g7 V5 A1 I, S你同我收爹！ % j5 V( A: _: b: f+ J7 }
Laugh die me.
2 F8 H3 M/ z8 T: M4 n6 e笑死我。
6 o- l! X. Z( y' c$ B7 l& vYou give me stop.
9 v( z% F' Z/ @3 ^/ y, }$ ?. s你同我企系度。
7 A6 l8 b1 V) g- D) xEight woman
, H1 v! d0 C! {  D3 u4 `) O: x! ~八婆 ( X* W% z7 d9 _& f" [' ^
Eight woman,you are good!
) _  N& \& {+ ]4 B6 ?& P7 i八婆，你好o野! ( m) D1 o" F5 Y& Z1 `; ^
What the spring do you do? 5 A% |- y) w0 v7 v' F; T
你搞乜春啊?
' y5 Z' P% b0 M& C  U+ WA dog of eating dung ) c; w' }$ ~+ }
食屎狗
( }1 L8 c5 i$ ]$ E$ T$ ~A ghost of ass
2 j8 b: n$ T; V# _1 u. p/ C% b屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
& u: Z+ l- v" |5 s. z  j3 _都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......$ {: n- H! D/ k3 ~/ o- |
this is not hong kong style english.....
8 w6 d  i$ g6 ?+ t+ S/ j6 ?2 R! cthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....8 a/ B6 X" q( ^
i've already ban this shit...
1 b+ f4 V* B- S9 ?/ f6 ?  Udon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.