香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. / F- k- ]% h' C/ V+ \8 R
甘多人死，唔见你死。
) C& U( o. q  U; W/ @* [, I) y- N% ~" v2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? $ i0 {0 `% d% G' [
你教我以后点出嚟行?
3 I! {" x) k9 R, z3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
8 ^6 y1 c7 G- Q! y9 t7 d' t如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
' U5 ]- Q  J) u, C4 "I saw a pork chop"
: p& ]' S$ F. A8 N6 Y2 M9 k0 Z我见到件猪扒啊。
$ H7 B+ n9 {" l* v, T. q$ @5 Are you road?
1 Y8 E1 u5 k0 L9 s+ i你系咪路啊？
1 _4 V# a/ J; o) v3 O( G  [$ T6 What the water are you?
3 c: M; m  x" U- B' E, F) p你系乜水啊？ - o3 e, M9 Y" r  e- v
7 Do you big me?
6 Z' K# e0 p8 j: s  S你大我啊？ ! w" Z2 `1 ?# A) K. o- x
8 Zebra chops people. 2 m! [# m5 {8 v, H
班马劈友。
! Y) M' A; v% r; g9 The king of the cutting girl.
( m- N: w! K$ P界女王。
7 @  t; `: O. t1 o/ K4 C10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
7 x$ w$ M( d! O5 k: X批我个头俾你当凳坐。 4 e4 o. e% I# g& G
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
1 U& i' G( t% N你当我无到？ / n! L) i) G. t+ O. ~7 m+ \: n2 d
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
' _: ^+ v; \' o2 {7 e你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
8 Z  `1 O  N5 e! e4 G3 ~13 Today I was very black son. / x( U6 J$ g9 R3 f
今日我好黑仔。
& }4 x3 `4 [$ _# q4 U/ B/ z6 r9 p14 I am wearing grass.
8 x) W* p# f% G, h我着紧草。   z$ e4 f/ Y( w
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! , J' U% i) L# p- |: g$ e* }
你未够班同我讲数！ & C- l3 C' u* Z: I) ^
16 Two beat six.
$ K1 K9 h) f! G1 k二打六 . e! z6 Z) h, N; n8 \
17 Two five son.
" \5 S7 B7 O1 ]& b8 ~二五仔
& u( {$ c# M1 m! S. w& A18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
  c! h! H+ R; b! ~) T, \( P5 }+ J2 R琴琴青 4 e$ R' @1 d, J) ?. ^/ N- n
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
0 j9 F7 m1 `# E我俾D顏色你睇睇！
6 e4 o4 N" G+ K- a) u20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
; A+ i5 g. v4 T$ p蠢蠢欲動 。 " l1 V9 Y( I4 ^( \3 f- q' K
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 % a& R) L; Q, {# F* r5 F( ]
人山人海 。
/ f4 |% \1 L' A6 s22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
$ ^4 a, V- W6 Y# g你算老幾? ! k& Q0 ~0 d( Y# H. |7 `
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
! G( p/ B+ J# e( H$ e+ p. C你講乜鬼? 6 g0 N, h1 H& N% J
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 8 q+ Q, ~' @4 m* ~6 S& c2 |
我驚你有牙！
5 E. ]) [$ {  [7 Q  W8 C25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
% n0 F% {; S/ f" D" K  G心花怒放。   
' v5 Z3 M% l8 H9 PFish skin ( G1 w6 V  C: P7 V- D
鱼皮 。
. t: E+ r$ \6 ~1 l: \9 }( A, UMonster of blowing water.
! c8 `5 j" i; ^吹水怪。
* ?* ~% q4 c- O) {( G) @/ [* EFace green green
; @5 I5 i8 ^1 x1 s面青青。
- t- h7 ?( D) M7 m( {7 `; uYou see road carefully
" ^+ j; h& z. F+ b- o; c. L- M你小心睇路 ; D. C7 c3 Y4 Y1 Y5 h9 k: ~
You go to street carefully 1 |/ a5 \2 p4 p
你出街小心D。   C% N& x; Y4 e: e1 _
Do the world 8 g4 X& M8 ?. d5 ?. ^
做世界 。
* z( q5 ~7 z& N0 a# VBig tea rice / C( H, j  r2 a: n9 Q
大茶饭 。
9 ?+ @4 D& r7 p2 k, K7 w  i( GAmerican chinese not enough.
. p9 H0 x+ W1 V1 P! ]( S美中不足。
. I9 d" P& c- D' FKing eight egg. " |. a) B$ f* C4 i
王八蛋
5 G8 E0 S  A5 T3 o% h. hHigh hand.
+ W; B  W2 ^. K; U' x3 J! O0 x高手 2 Q- q* z' ^# _2 h5 ^% z0 Z
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Old dot.   r$ A! _  ?% s  i& y$ r  D# N5 n
老点 - {; ]) |4 W  D/ J
One old water
; }$ O3 e7 D, X3 }! p1 n一旧水
6 G( B; T# Q# ZI know your mouse. 4 L, t& H* }% {1 G
我识你老鼠！
1 o" h; N# F6 [Measure water/Pound water.   O% M0 e0 v- h% t+ V
磅水 5 x  D8 `1 H5 y/ R  N# @- {
A dragon service. & k; H4 H+ V! ]0 {) ~( q
一条龙服务   f; ~: {! |3 c6 p4 y
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 g+ r* u* N" f我吹鸡打你班友。 # v) g5 R7 Z0 w0 `4 Y6 a
You jump building.
* K/ n8 B  p6 Z, U- }" z6 O你跳楼啦。 , A5 ?& e& G) P- d1 K+ _
You come back home and eat banana
5 Q5 M0 w6 r3 O; C0 e  W% \3 ]" G4 [1 A你返屋企食蕉啦
- i. }* \3 x% I0 |I give you a hair. 3 t+ o4 m! B4 F& A6 C
我俾条毛你ar!
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. m8 W' Q. {  K; D: t  w0 e/ [Collect skin 5 E3 f. J8 v8 q* ~* ^9 ^7 G
收皮 5 Y6 [& O" C/ T3 r( W
Collect father / Z4 o( X/ F7 |! i( i  d* Y
收爹
3 _- e; d; ?) q9 p8 e  yYou give me collect father.
9 \9 @* Q) L$ [8 N. X! T3 F4 {你同我收爹！ 2 u$ e; Y( x1 L" y5 J
Laugh die me.
* D9 q3 I) X+ [; t笑死我。 7 Y0 N, d5 M4 q% Q
You give me stop. ; l: b; A- N7 T  H) ?! {
你同我企系度。
" P* j7 v8 u  t  j- M& LEight woman
: d$ I1 J9 ?% f; p+ v八婆   H' ~6 K* D# h0 y5 A/ G  G
Eight woman,you are good! * H% x- o1 I- S8 @6 U1 d
八婆，你好o野! " E) j- b$ p1 J: W0 u
What the spring do you do?
) A, X0 b$ c0 D  Q你搞乜春啊?
  C( j  u4 c% WA dog of eating dung
" E6 ?  ^3 D) t" E! ^8 y食屎狗 6 r* G7 A8 O, T( H( U; q
A ghost of ass
( S1 }- T& [% k2 J. y2 O) W屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....3 @! d  B% z' b$ k* l9 V9 p( a3 [
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

$ r' W# d5 l3 M5 F% s; z# m9 S6 y. S
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......8 Z! Q' Z- }+ T2 M% H( r
this is not hong kong style english.....9 V$ Z" S+ k# r
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....2 d* U4 D4 A4 h, }0 u. |% P# k* }
i've already ban this shit...
/ ~; y1 g  ~# Tdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.