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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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0 S* e. q( L8 \5 U( e- i(轉)港式英語 ) h) q% E5 ]9 }4 }) j
4 d- F. _4 g( U$ l' P" V% CPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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w3 U7 E$ n! U6 f, M+ b3 A# GI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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4 _2 {$ \( h, ?9 M$ IYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? * k. L- h. f4 M- Y9 a5 w! f
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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~' Y. V( n6 O2 j4 M- | ~If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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3 W7 r( I% k2 V! M p! mFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ( s1 U& `* f ]" f* ?; ?
- _0 t- r" G1 Q1 N+ gfall on your street.""你個"K" , } L! N: M' a2 y: j! U. o
. h8 w& V2 l* S, pBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 ! ~6 e8 f d3 o" I
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. - S# L2 B) y7 P6 Q5 F* q
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 - `6 t. E# f" K" z6 s' L
`3 L- \" X$ Z, U4 |, t0 i) ZFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
' O0 h( A# ~- S9 ?/ C點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 + S& ]# j" E4 A6 f
# X$ e' o! c* o3 u0 {You see road carefully你小心睇路。 9 r% n2 }3 X3 B$ z. d
7 K% [7 g5 K: ?0 w- f6 O, Q+ nYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 6 `1 \: O" t5 j" n% U& w
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ; U& u4 y. I- F' S
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- z3 k/ |7 }6 E# RAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 * c1 ]% X* h8 c* ^4 ?
5 y/ D" ]! _/ U+ I% J: {) ]You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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4 ^6 T H: Y9 P# `What the water are you?你係乜水? : e; S- Q% r$ W0 Z6 _ ~
6 `0 k: Q b, f5 Z$ }% t" a! ZWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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# W5 I2 u5 I+ v W2 dDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 }: m/ p7 |' o& v
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 B6 c7 @2 ^7 q
7 o" h. p: `7 y. }Cut girl 界女 0 `' M6 M* I2 C
% u. S0 R3 J+ eThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 3 r* H8 |0 @ r5 q5 ~* l
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! . c6 H7 S# g, e1 W0 \5 N
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? - B$ x+ x# ]4 h* }4 n9 \
% C3 o& X. U: Q3 nLaugh die me.笑死我。 % E% z+ }6 Z' V. U
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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- M4 R& f w8 \& CHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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+ o6 \5 p: M+ JYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. * l7 Y0 U+ v2 i2 G$ ?1 j2 f
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ' s7 f, F ]0 d2 L+ F
: ~# u' Q9 B% ^" |0 WEight woman八婆 * f1 @8 ]4 k5 l
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! - ?" g2 l7 I" l/ g3 _* E
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 1 _" Z- \2 ]: X
& K; F, q2 h8 T) }7 x6 uWear grass著草 & D$ A7 X n$ @7 c$ B0 M# K# G1 F
) \. L% f' m: i$ W* Z* lI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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0 M2 \, u; e, v3 o) f3 V; L6 c2 Q0 HI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 9 r X, r) D$ ?9 @
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High hand.高手 G* k' ^0 O6 v0 A1 |( _" L3 A0 {& g
4 H2 w) i1 @) K! r# YA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 . v, f& Q/ b% b. p! t! F
/ ^1 R" Z& E7 }4 kTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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; X+ p7 @% X. ?0 {Good mother.好娘 # U, o) a) p& {2 ? G/ \
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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J/ Y! [9 L1 b' u' n% {/ bOne old water 一舊水
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# s' @4 M4 ]3 M. x7 B6 ^What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 4 k, O0 G" H# Q+ p& X9 R: ~, a
: h" U) \( ` D7 Z9 lA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 3 n4 I1 E* j0 ~: E
' Y0 u$ r4 ?4 {, M3 ~5 K eA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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5 e1 F0 E& k; m2 w/ \" rMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 " C& h* ~5 r( F- b, B6 s
- _+ i/ T5 B+ V: VA dragon service.一條龍服務
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( T8 @) U7 O& X( ?Hold hold water.楂楂水
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* C& c; L" R4 W) G3 J2 M, OPump water.抽水
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6 a6 z) k b8 r4 BTwo hit six.二打六
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- _& L$ ~3 x8 j8 P- \2 i9 R/ OTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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