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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  % _! f6 L/ n. l$ I' _2 c1 m4 |/ _
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 , o; k. r* |: J" s* r1 a# [
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 * E5 z( t& `5 F2 Q; Q) N T
$ t" R0 x8 Z5 n+ U7 @- R1 EI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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2 i+ E4 W0 ~$ N- l$ I: M0 Q5 RYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 8 F0 p# e4 }* z
3 o% |, I B1 d% bI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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! Y& E# \4 \ m2 ]2 JIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! % _- |1 P2 N; O5 Q, c2 ~
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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( \; `$ d% S$ D* H8 z7 Rfall on your street.""你個"K"
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- c- n E/ D, QBlow water吹水* T. K/ Q6 \2 T5 P- @& A
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 t7 _" F V4 J8 F- p3 g* S
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Blow chicken吹雞 " w3 I1 |9 S1 v, A' ?! T: p
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ q; ^* a0 X# T' V' O我吹雞打你班友 。 9 R* E7 X& Y) ~ D N' ~
1 G5 @0 h1 g5 jStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 9 r$ o9 J& z$ K7 V1 {; _
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Face green green臉青青 。 0 r9 b$ P( x- S) y
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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# m' ]1 j+ I+ i$ k1 UYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 X/ _$ {& w; }
6 z. v% f' f3 Y* O* |3 A# v+ aYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 2 n6 K$ z2 s4 } x' h6 j' O
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 , r6 v, B" q- D7 ?: l
0 }3 G" f, k2 {0 k3 L N( _+ H4 ]People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ' c9 a U6 s" b; ]6 p4 W4 t
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Eat banana食蕉 `) N8 g- ~0 W4 |
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ; E M) \. M3 J
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How senior are you?你算老幾? * n/ S2 ~* E* m$ _( r
( q- f5 V" K0 |+ WWhat the water are you?你係乜水? - u9 n& \. g0 I7 a8 z
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? % ?9 Q: K; S; H8 k- Z8 `
. b6 i2 A/ Y- D HDo you big me?你大我呀? - @0 ~7 G( W! w- H) f6 V
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 " ?, K' F2 B' K- P, P+ Q
6 u U) e2 H4 a8 _ o/ PBig tea rice大茶飯 。 % Q" I+ P( z) M- f
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 8 n9 h5 C* p) d7 e0 S1 Y% R
- v; H8 ]5 t: }9 `/ |- SCut girl 界女
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& K! A s# _1 }0 Y5 TThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ) U, L/ @& F& A s
3 A, f$ O _' a* _5 [7 H, fCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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- S$ l$ V7 f+ Y5 j% m0 Z9 oI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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% R4 o. X, K% n( B+ Z, J; UCollect father收爹 " V( Z7 ?5 {( D9 A" N7 `
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! / G* m9 X1 e! `4 Q) B7 ^. D
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 7 b6 v. Y2 M. E: e* A
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ( {/ f# o0 ]" L# d4 P
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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& u6 ~$ y6 z- F9 f- B- y7 w' f/ zEight woman八婆
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' B9 X) A/ |( [8 U5 qEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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8 D( ^8 |' }5 xKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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' p- n' J. V7 E+ X4 n0 _Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! , f, E X* v" N1 q5 v
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Wear grass著草 5 Z8 J/ U5 s+ S* q% D* N# Z5 r
, Q$ i3 t' v4 X5 n t5 eI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 + f/ |$ ^9 n5 J# |
( d$ X- n2 s) g& s7 R1 M2 SI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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. F! J4 V9 y* j5 g) }, GHigh hand.高手 ! h& K7 J1 y O$ H+ _) ]
% h9 R- e+ B c& {" ?, HA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 7 W: j+ B: Q8 \. q! B
6 Z% L8 v! e+ C9 x0 c4 ?) }- w) hTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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! B& S6 K- P: Q% B3 u# r. a; F/ iYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! . I# j+ \8 G0 L
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 9 h# d; ~# {: F
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 - U4 S) ^7 g4 L7 H
# ]3 G0 Z% \- oA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 . j7 g; g; v+ u' K
6 f6 p7 {0 v/ ^) J) BMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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( L: Y# G" v/ Z B% i) S: k( p" \7 eA dragon service.一條龍服務
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- k6 b2 x( S4 w/ p; N0 h3 r4 OHold hold water.楂楂水 & k6 h- n3 k2 W2 }% t
3 v( K/ x+ P9 M; @% O" \Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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