香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
7 Q( q$ j' o5 c5 s+ [甘多人死，唔见你死。
1 |+ j& p6 M7 i8 i/ F, S8 [( h0 z2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ) }2 x2 u) ~5 ]- Z
你教我以后点出嚟行?
) ]' x7 y  j& n5 I6 J3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ( u/ S0 O& d3 z7 o6 t! _
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 1 d" A& N4 D  N: Z" w- H
4 "I saw a pork chop" 6 W! a' S, m, m* H# G  T" x
我见到件猪扒啊。 + S- L' V) J3 Z' n' d+ w
5 Are you road?
; C6 d# ~3 Y" y+ h+ {你系咪路啊？ 1 q6 }/ l7 e* J. p3 m
6 What the water are you? ! X9 y5 v; H# w5 `6 H0 |! {
你系乜水啊？ 3 h8 o1 o( u' T$ A  E- N
7 Do you big me? 3 o. N- A6 d' A  w3 C# x( x
你大我啊？ 8 p) S& C/ k% O" ?, L
8 Zebra chops people.
; h) @. n  j* b5 Y2 g5 E班马劈友。
8 F& n  `+ X0 k$ P7 J9 The king of the cutting girl.
! w: G# y6 |6 o6 w5 O# u, X# g界女王。
, A% V2 N' b, J" h5 e$ ?( k( p10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ; _2 E/ k$ F8 f( o* ]7 _6 K4 Q
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
* S* _' D3 P" q6 z11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 3 y9 c. N6 C. x$ v( s# a! V1 `) e
你当我无到？
" M( ~- ~3 M# N/ _" Y12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ) @7 r/ B0 z- H1 l0 f
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
: x7 {9 m8 z* [3 S& }4 A! W13 Today I was very black son. , t0 Q4 p4 c0 d
今日我好黑仔。 3 f. W9 [. c/ R& y% e$ T( \
14 I am wearing grass. & R; w$ C  L0 m0 K, N2 @
我着紧草。 9 q" A* J' ]0 j8 \/ p
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
+ l* R1 R: x" g2 }- ^  k4 u你未够班同我讲数！ . `" u, W* Q1 k5 @" Y- V0 K2 ^
16 Two beat six.
2 o$ Y# A6 x7 K& f0 k& I' q' B% C二打六
& L0 i) V8 T6 ?$ u. W17 Two five son.
0 a; l+ c  Z# Z: H) u, G二五仔 0 Z& M" n, [3 t! k/ B
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 6 F" Y* l4 N$ V8 T  z
琴琴青 5 o* M2 i. ]; ]: ]; g- K
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 & Y: T9 l6 g- i* u5 q9 X
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
% j: u7 X* s! @8 T% R4 `- C20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
& P7 e; i# s! j' f( I蠢蠢欲動 。 4 g3 Q, M3 |4 P' _9 B8 n* Z
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 3 ?  k5 ^+ N) h$ L
人山人海 。 3 ?2 D3 \! C5 a! t' J+ |1 V
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 5 t) z+ x# k& N: x  `
你算老幾? - H+ q2 `' q9 C1 Q; c) j& E
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
7 u& ^- q( a2 X* _* m& X: s你講乜鬼?
: D0 A7 S9 n$ ~# q6 l+ ~24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
1 r9 R' C' |* G+ s我驚你有牙！ 1 y( W" E- k, X3 \. B1 p
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 & S& H6 X8 K- I# ]$ k
心花怒放。   $ B4 p- o* n) d8 P& v2 @
Fish skin + Q# a5 `: Z2 L% V: m1 A
鱼皮 。
4 }1 w0 \, v) M5 CMonster of blowing water. 7 u; f9 g. M  s" w: g
吹水怪。
' j; i9 R# v; R( LFace green green
1 ?* @- p4 f' \8 `: E3 ?面青青。
8 C8 l. H3 ^6 d" l( wYou see road carefully 1 W( m( d# T5 c# M5 u" l1 C6 w
你小心睇路
. _! ~6 F7 N- L& dYou go to street carefully
' D' Z6 M- ~- s8 T% w  D你出街小心D。
% T, E0 V5 ~! ]1 _! N5 XDo the world
0 O0 d2 Q, a+ f- ]- ^: E做世界 。 , R8 A7 y% g9 O4 ~$ h* z2 T1 S/ e
Big tea rice
: B' ^9 d, W9 M$ r0 M- y大茶饭 。 - T9 Y# q4 }5 z; p, ^
American chinese not enough.
8 i' B. h* V& ^, W6 B美中不足。
/ ~* q. p# e& F0 v- [& H! R$ KKing eight egg.
) V0 X& z4 D& k0 D% l王八蛋   v! M2 w+ r# K  V4 p
High hand. * r) _& ~# L- h! P! S$ i4 b" c! X
高手
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Old dot.
3 t* L" b- t6 Z) Q, U3 w老点 5 n; @+ T. e9 y: H4 |1 F# U3 P
One old water
4 ?4 C/ h# b# A一旧水
3 n( c/ _- ^: Z, zI know your mouse.
! @% `5 q, F! S; J6 G  Q; B; {: R我识你老鼠！
, L6 y* W& h6 Z1 ^8 L/ [  f5 sMeasure water/Pound water.
2 c. u" g3 u* l磅水 4 W4 i9 ?4 U) J, T( R# G
A dragon service. 3 Y; @- x1 k( Z) {7 w/ M  k& W! t8 A
一条龙服务 0 ]/ c& }( H) p. q* v
Pump water.
9 _7 L- m0 A0 `' k5 z9 |# V- ?****
& {1 w; u+ h( W% I3 FI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ S1 V; x  s) c/ j. H( [! S5 G/ y我吹鸡打你班友。
0 J3 a% D6 P$ E" [You jump building. * I+ G8 n3 ~* m5 ?$ g1 `( L
你跳楼啦。 & f( \9 R& ~7 ?; B% S) w+ L$ X
You come back home and eat banana 2 o7 B( U3 ?! Y  d; ^
你返屋企食蕉啦 & G, H0 b. G8 S% w8 C
I give you a hair. : ]+ m5 u3 H6 ]4 Y( b% a
我俾条毛你ar! 5 a9 b- L7 Z: x  ^

/ E; K1 Z1 u6 M- n6 k0 Y% lCollect skin
, u- v$ X( F& G% S1 Z/ p9 ?收皮 ( Q1 \) i" o+ B5 D* }7 y$ ?
Collect father
, ]) m& F4 V- y1 k收爹
& x' x. h; e3 ?( h5 U; zYou give me collect father.
2 s' u# L" s5 m( |0 H0 D你同我收爹！
0 Z. ^% K# e* N/ Y! z0 yLaugh die me. % L; K& m) E5 {# }
笑死我。 4 [) M# W6 T( H
You give me stop.
! @, d* ^2 K  h. E4 ]1 T9 K你同我企系度。
' r8 J  f; }8 f9 w4 V& GEight woman
3 U5 r+ u; j! h: C0 e3 i0 w; S$ ^八婆
" t+ D: [- T, J- m& B7 VEight woman,you are good!
2 _7 {2 B6 W0 P9 o八婆，你好o野! 0 Y. J) U9 w: [4 T
What the spring do you do?
  w: G5 a' E* m0 X! ?你搞乜春啊? 7 L* b7 L" a" s+ ?) Y+ q
A dog of eating dung $ H$ I4 p/ R2 Z" I$ \2 _+ U
食屎狗
( B2 w! e' Y7 b' xA ghost of ass # A; V; ^; a& ?
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....0 }2 z% }3 `( X: @/ n2 a7 C8 b* t9 l1 _
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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* m" H9 i6 s9 L$ f; Ftotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......: Y) k! y/ b2 l7 t( Q7 o
this is not hong kong style english.....
9 ]. e) F, b" }  O0 B$ _+ S- Athis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
3 H. e/ S/ Z/ a9 ?' Xi've already ban this shit...! o9 r. c+ j: n8 B: _
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.