香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ) F0 x$ \7 a1 k% P5 t
甘多人死，唔见你死。 8 r0 _# a) j. E9 C2 R( v8 A
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
6 J! u9 P* y5 a" c, `6 d你教我以后点出嚟行? ! h: W0 {$ F, X" N) B
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 0 m  }% Q$ |3 D3 b# N) g- p
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 : F& F! Z! p1 n5 n* L
4 "I saw a pork chop" 0 M1 P" h+ X: I
我见到件猪扒啊。
; n7 Q. }" V( Y" ^6 S) y( F; J5 Are you road? ) e4 z" {# E; u" W* U; I* e3 Z
你系咪路啊？   G; L) c" V. M. k* r8 K9 u; S
6 What the water are you?
2 g& \+ B6 |  d- S4 w$ f你系乜水啊？
; C( q8 T3 j0 z# O$ x7 Do you big me? 4 h$ c- C8 Q7 A/ h; V
你大我啊？ ; G: ]" F9 x- |+ H3 {
8 Zebra chops people. ; P; }9 r' O- S
班马劈友。 , X, P  @, L0 M
9 The king of the cutting girl.
) v6 V1 O- S- j5 b界女王。
8 U! {8 t: f1 {10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
' k, y& E; @  n% S批我个头俾你当凳坐。
2 d6 W+ D4 g8 p. o; p/ X0 H. |11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
* k% U* E0 d2 M7 n你当我无到？ " b" L! ~/ n5 z' Z2 i  _8 b9 Q) s
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
2 I; r) i* }% E8 ~: e3 J' c6 D你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 2 o  \3 d' Y1 C6 N( T
13 Today I was very black son. 3 g; ~/ a0 Z' i2 s& O) Z6 _; \
今日我好黑仔。
9 _: j% U' g3 B0 t3 S# p& P14 I am wearing grass.
6 o& D6 N) U# z" T我着紧草。
$ h. H- j$ A/ H' c  U( j15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
* {- p0 Z' X* k% D' q6 k7 d你未够班同我讲数！ 8 l8 m, c: i) R
16 Two beat six.
$ s. O7 k5 z  U: I+ h二打六
2 ^" h: ~: e5 W6 _17 Two five son.
4 r8 j5 Y( u: l6 d% s; g二五仔 7 q1 F* c. P( c! }8 Q
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ' g+ {) u9 r: Q' F' d
琴琴青 ( Z$ }) E3 C, T- F0 T# |
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 : x7 [: v/ n2 @
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ' l4 \. y$ }* @# z
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 - z- `# ~% i4 H; W, {0 c
蠢蠢欲動 。 ) w/ r0 ^- Z4 z: l
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ( Z6 r$ u2 K4 i- I) D8 J9 O4 i. j
人山人海 。 , R/ s1 X# B3 r
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　   b6 h8 R& M+ }! B, F- B- N
你算老幾? 0 a5 M, {1 W6 z/ W/ @
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
3 j( u9 L0 K9 \& H0 [你講乜鬼? & x& l" O, U# Y3 c
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ( W( S+ v9 y; g- e% o* }  I
我驚你有牙！ # F) N0 i2 y. o5 Y+ l7 H/ W
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
7 ~4 y0 X' W5 q$ L* B; p3 i心花怒放。   $ W- S- b! A# E: k7 v
Fish skin $ M3 q: i  {0 r- D  p8 A) _" S
鱼皮 。
  V+ D$ }! C$ V+ @; ~+ c9 YMonster of blowing water. 8 q3 Z' b5 g4 v8 z5 t
吹水怪。 * _' F; F0 ~; g# ?- ]$ g
Face green green . f, U3 M6 Z3 |  _3 c4 K
面青青。 : Y  l" F, J% K
You see road carefully 9 a, U; P, x  q; b/ w! w8 t& c0 w
你小心睇路   D$ d) A% o! W' o7 O4 G
You go to street carefully
7 E5 g& M: v( R0 t2 k你出街小心D。
3 |+ b8 T% L& K# L8 ?Do the world 7 a  M% v+ v4 m% B8 o* q1 w5 r
做世界 。
% Q& c/ d' V1 U0 w+ ]% {4 lBig tea rice
* {1 E. b: ~0 l5 ^. l% w/ L大茶饭 。
" ]/ y' K# w. @  Z8 y1 U7 fAmerican chinese not enough. ' m+ e$ j2 Y: i( p1 \) r
美中不足。
2 c; G4 N$ t+ J  a7 j- [King eight egg.
; T& U) N- }1 P2 q王八蛋 ' n# ~$ @- b4 d. g) \& l
High hand.
4 P$ d! P6 O" m9 Q高手 6 n) G7 P& S2 s. i* o$ ?. }/ }/ N
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Old dot. ! t) Y/ \) H+ Q. y7 b7 g# F
老点
# t* s% Z/ W. B# UOne old water ; x& a1 A3 Y! f9 T) w6 t
一旧水
6 Z% y, O- w+ D8 r  l0 gI know your mouse. + z1 E( d4 H! E2 C& s
我识你老鼠！
$ i- ~& y5 p& U2 X! QMeasure water/Pound water. , K  ~, H+ |9 W0 L3 y+ {& m+ G
磅水 , c$ a3 O! O$ m5 E+ ^9 O" {6 z
A dragon service.
$ \; r& U4 \" t4 X一条龙服务
: B% N: n& Y1 R7 G, ]* nPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' ?% u7 C8 g: b* F- J我吹鸡打你班友。
" S8 s& M9 G! S$ O9 ^" AYou jump building.
3 G; w8 ~- y, c) _, @% h" z8 j你跳楼啦。
2 O! S( D6 v% I8 P( |$ WYou come back home and eat banana : L) H0 D. c' i9 |5 o6 w
你返屋企食蕉啦
8 x" a7 G( U8 Z: x) j7 D. II give you a hair. & b. D( y% P+ V0 l( m# l
我俾条毛你ar! 7 V, L% a+ N. G% J" i( \

: ~# r8 x& B3 L. sCollect skin
  Z1 y$ j- E# N5 C; P收皮 6 F5 [9 g8 u- U3 v" u
Collect father
. R) M3 D- }/ c& W收爹 4 a, b+ l( L( n4 ^% G6 p' ?5 y
You give me collect father. & I) l% h8 x( U& W6 L& I
你同我收爹！
4 P5 M0 a. I' M0 `4 o; n1 [Laugh die me.
$ R" Y% _1 D* s6 b8 i. n7 C笑死我。 5 i* E7 k% c8 J9 U/ O- F
You give me stop.
" U: r% i. t& h" |你同我企系度。 ' R* p! g- H& S* N7 O- ]4 A
Eight woman
: s3 S3 b8 f2 W3 [4 U# {八婆
/ Q! B  B; g5 K* lEight woman,you are good! ' U; X9 z4 O: ^! A0 ?
八婆，你好o野! / x0 |# Q( d6 y
What the spring do you do?
) ]" v/ x- h7 Z5 }( C你搞乜春啊? 6 U+ d* x9 N7 X" k/ ]1 p8 r+ n  N4 m
A dog of eating dung
4 J" V; ^6 X# w' W6 \食屎狗 . g/ d" }$ Y; c" B
A ghost of ass $ V2 S5 ]" w. Y5 \4 v) i: r9 `% g) C
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
) W6 ^3 v6 k0 ?$ G都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

1 B" w7 B) Q: T- B; z( Z2 g' p$ h# t" c8 b/ i% p2 g
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
( R1 w+ z1 i3 a  o* ythis is not hong kong style english.....7 U6 `- r8 w" Q7 @" `6 Y. Y
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....& q( J8 J5 |( [, z: E
i've already ban this shit...
8 Y- a6 U( c# X4 c. _7 Ldon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.