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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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/ S4 j# Z0 N, g% l! rPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 & D& f  z$ \& s' J7 _6 u1 x

) _! I4 y" q  T) l% t8 WI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 5 ]  x. O6 V& C5 l7 d, r

& C3 n7 o* j4 x4 L7 EYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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! X9 r- X. o& iIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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- s( r: p$ A( a* CFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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& W  a2 }# r/ ^) z2 jfall on your street.""你個"K"
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$ K& z5 X6 C5 }Blow water吹水" r& V$ {4 L" w, n& W# _- p
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 - R5 D" Q+ [* |1 |, J% h
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Blow chicken吹雞 7 W. ]/ c! J# o" v( R- A0 e0 C

8 |6 A% X: `- J( C' o8 e8 tI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , O* J$ C2 k9 v3 [5 L) Z
我吹雞打你班友 。 . Z1 r2 d  j& y8 W1 ?- o9 s
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 & Y6 y8 |- P4 x1 T

9 O- c" m5 ~, u- i% \Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 5 X( S1 i! p2 D7 h$ k, v8 }4 p
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 5 K6 w( b+ q/ g) U! |" k8 a  M' C
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 0 b. ^" p& h" q5 G. T

" W$ x9 M! C5 v) G% _You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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) {. P% j* a- N) a& OPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 3 u! o5 c7 W& Y  r$ U

) {, o( d" V, U! KAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ( u! {* [1 ^% @0 k0 Y
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Eat banana食蕉   @2 }" O. l4 ^! V( ]5 ^/ H
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 # F3 S: @( R" p% @% K2 M
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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5 D, J6 n1 j* S" p1 o7 y; W$ m; J4 E5 Q9 LWhat the water are you?你係乜水? % e4 Y- O% l+ `+ e+ S( N
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ( u; R9 K* G. h) Q# z  v: A

; R" T0 P2 J3 k0 A7 b( M* Y. [1 k% LDo you big me?你大我呀? $ G; ]9 T( v: w2 y9 U# Q2 ]1 Z& h& _
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 6 T6 t% h8 j& v( N2 W6 y+ `- _

' r, h5 b+ ?1 l& v, A/ qDo the world做世界 。
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$ O' ]* K5 B# A) EBig tea rice大茶飯 。 0 D$ A5 k$ Z+ k  @& z5 g8 L, i
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? + m$ @* I! A- s. G$ Z# @1 u

+ R& Z0 e; L, v! FCut girl 界女 ) |  j. k$ l  p& q3 ^5 S/ c9 h0 J
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 & I1 z/ j1 J; H2 y, R! k/ `

! n& L5 Z. c# cCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! , W' N4 ~- r# @, w/ O
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 4 Z+ o3 u' R* g: F

5 t! S' ]- f) |8 |( \7 `0 S, n" M. J1 QYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! ; F3 m+ Z; n9 l
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ) H3 C' e; ?% l% z9 H* _3 H

% e% i7 _+ Y  H9 k: {9 dLaugh die me.笑死我。 7 S- Y* T% p6 N: e7 P  I
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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  {  L3 r! g" X5 j9 qAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 ; `/ ?* H' s, W" R6 K

6 w  N9 V  ^3 T6 l  @# iHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 . }3 g; a% x8 d  ?: t2 R

* p; R" L5 e5 ?% F4 O6 J) B8 B$ wYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. # x1 W" L$ N  m. M( u
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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5 M6 T6 z' H3 c5 H4 Z! l6 FEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! & b4 t5 ]$ V" b1 P( [! [

0 U! [2 h9 P" h" u, g$ sKing eight egg.王八蛋
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$ B" T/ K, v- YBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 9 h3 x, D" U8 h9 b* V7 Q
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Wear grass著草
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% F4 c0 ]8 {# E, I: j8 N' nI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 0 L$ r& X4 f+ y
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 0 X2 m3 V+ f; K9 V( V5 [3 d

5 K: M6 Y+ L/ p& d# T$ Y5 CA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 3 M* s: T5 `+ X/ `) T

3 e& d9 b" i2 i, OTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 1 Q/ T) [; N- N8 P5 a+ r: u

1 X* y! I% H0 F; nGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! , H2 J- H7 I( L9 F" k5 f

0 n9 S% r/ A  @7 P; BOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 / Y2 z' x2 v% q) x. S6 V& l' f3 @
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? # l1 _8 n" p- V6 ]% i  y; g

0 H9 t4 Z; g9 o6 ?: x$ N" aA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 6 t4 `' x0 U4 j! ~. K

) P5 C! T- H5 w  U5 dA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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5 j! Z1 {7 }0 s& aA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 * i* {) X% M1 C7 Y  G- u- D5 M/ ^$ e
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Pump water.抽水 ) V5 M( D; v, Q. j" z0 t
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Two hit six.二打六
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- ~' f" E9 G6 D* [; w6 \Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳# k6 V' x! _2 [+ J1 q  F. H3 y
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:6 x6 q( Z& E5 M$ x6 V" l
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳- X1 G4 t( ?7 K; W; ^5 q
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
9 ^( i9 ?$ t+ w# n+ y% nd人係連inner都唔識...& A+ S# Z: w) ]% e7 f4 |
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。! O- a0 I+ g+ z  M. o1 `6 e
例如:
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。& ^9 I: n9 p6 }7 N
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger1 K1 i$ x2 Z: i* i8 @

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oh , thanks ! : \3 c8 u* W  Y) p: _6 d/ r; `' ], V
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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