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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! : H6 D" S! c& w& N7 C
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 6 g) ~2 `8 e: R

. R" k  S/ F8 t" p' O; T* PI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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* M  W: Y9 t! L. ^! i6 |If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ( c! b3 p! V) @) R
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。   z3 ^0 n4 B( [* I; R; d" B) Z3 ~6 z+ H3 d

- }6 S8 j4 X9 a) R6 y9 P8 jfall on your street.""你個"K"
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4 U, ?2 u; _/ K; dBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 3 o8 |$ l  B+ g8 g$ v. s

8 F" k, V0 d9 Y0 J% g8 cI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
0 j: j0 N# H' ^我吹雞打你班友 。 2 K, c  x: z% e, L, _7 V: b
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 % F7 q6 P4 l; u5 d
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Face green green臉青青 。 6 K! n- S' O1 b; E8 |% P/ z
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 3 I. x$ h3 A" w+ D. J& H, j
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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' k* }! F, r* Q+ R; w; s# {You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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! k3 n$ |0 R8 ^: R9 `$ f2 ~! wYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 7 U- l1 r' j" _6 `  s+ W4 ^& M
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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  C4 @7 ^( g* m4 f. ~; x, OEat banana食蕉
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' n- _' J+ Y+ ]. ?0 S0 oYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? / Y# `% ?  T: a
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 2 r8 ?  y0 F$ D, K6 j

+ o; b( S6 ]* d5 d; f3 C) ?Do you big me?你大我呀? 8 c* a# ]' g! q' a
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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/ L+ q5 _  {6 cDo the world做世界 。 1 `1 K% [: ]2 D# I* k
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 % R, q. f! ~% [# O0 n
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? & b* h6 U1 B6 F9 a

5 x7 j) |& q5 U8 KCut girl 界女
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8 s+ I: Y' b( P# ]7 j' Z7 ZThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ( ~) ?  b1 W( \4 ^+ v

* t( z% t( i5 L- x4 s8 C" {+ V3 qCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! + D$ i2 x+ A* V. x

% ]4 Y0 J( _: p. C7 A3 ZI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 ) F; J/ u* s* o' o' w

) {+ S& M: b% V* k) ?8 N' OYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 5 V, u1 i* Q  l
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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1 d8 ]( e8 M6 eYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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# Y* E' [5 T0 _: f$ x6 Y: bAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 3 @8 O) N. B7 f, p) O. A  @

7 R% B. k9 o: MHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 9 H1 y2 z! v; v" U' l. P# L3 J
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
3 D0 w# R+ j$ H( E) g1 f你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 1 b7 o: g, a/ w* E, F- \

0 J. A+ [: u$ l* ]! xEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 9 J, {! F: @" b/ p8 C. r

, K: V' k' R7 {8 @King eight egg.王八蛋 7 L& ^+ Q/ _) |( s; Y* l$ J
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Black son黑仔 ! H# g1 u2 T8 Y0 ]0 S$ ]
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! . l3 L% p# A/ g( K
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Wear grass著草 ' s" L$ _- ~9 r0 z) E; D; V9 F

3 M% F* ~% c3 ?3 R- a0 i0 kI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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1 O- \" n2 q( z* {- N% AI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ' e. F$ S% o' t1 H6 z/ \( Z+ |
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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7 M/ R. a4 W. `, |) o' ~9 ^Good mother.好娘
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$ y, e" j; F1 |6 J" wYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 6 D) F- V9 ^2 l% k+ G9 G  U

0 Q9 ?9 i6 f( ROne old water 一舊水
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2 f3 ^" T: P4 n- \! {$ s$ J7 iWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? * b' ]9 D6 W3 N- U
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 7 A2 R! j3 i6 f0 M5 M9 a
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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) h/ _" s$ a2 P) R! \( ?' MMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 1 i7 \4 t8 Y3 @+ u2 {

8 P( m, I: `/ tHold hold water.楂楂水 6 u/ @+ x/ ]$ k  L8 K
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Pump water.抽水
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& ?8 P& M. Z( t& i7 ?- ITwo hit six.二打六
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( ?9 Q7 V# `( b' O9 n: ^: VTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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% j* _: g' j4 w) n7 Y8 ?you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
3 o& ]% v* |8 @1 y( I4 PI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:( S$ }$ ^& e6 z2 Y( B+ D' ^6 q
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳# O- x) {8 G6 J4 L& Y4 i6 j
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...# Y: M# z( N$ G$ J
用inside..
民主定民粹?
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。; m& m+ b7 x- q) z
例如:
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有d以前睇過
0 c0 p% @. I% n4 p! I/ }+ F6 h: O最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。! W8 H" t/ }* s3 D, d9 |
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger# E& L0 k9 B0 h1 Q; J1 ]9 R

0 _# k* R3 Z: r: N8 o% e; T, F% ~我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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