香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 2 Z; _" X5 K# ]3 H: k$ A
甘多人死，唔见你死。 6 D' G9 W& c: S- q* }8 i; o+ m
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? % `8 i3 f0 i% D4 ]/ |
你教我以后点出嚟行?
* c, ~6 x- r5 s( O" Y; W$ l/ }3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 7 x0 P" m3 j* q# F4 \% M! A
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
$ f4 p( b% ?' b, h7 ~2 c4 "I saw a pork chop" ! |7 m/ \4 T+ U
我见到件猪扒啊。 , }  ^8 p  ?) ~5 Y  o9 l
5 Are you road?
- u4 ?, y, \: q9 P; p你系咪路啊？
3 h) k- o- l! s& E0 ?; w6 What the water are you? & m* s9 L. U# p1 }
你系乜水啊？
; p3 z" I- f1 [. e5 x2 K* a& F7 Do you big me?
$ t7 a, A6 N2 a你大我啊？
5 u9 I$ c. k3 v( a& g, e/ L5 {8 Zebra chops people.
5 u2 J2 c) q; R$ Z4 G! b& v班马劈友。 6 z0 s) v: {4 t# J0 F
9 The king of the cutting girl.
# X, e$ w  d) }, g! M: z3 R界女王。
' d. w$ ?5 `8 j. q6 [- A, H+ u7 }10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ) \% e2 E" K5 G7 E4 d; x
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
/ ?( ^; t( n* X$ f9 @! I9 k1 ]11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
, Z7 k4 y6 C; f0 M2 Z; y你当我无到？
; O4 O  S) p5 P12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. , }6 [+ H& I+ Z; i0 f3 d0 l
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ! ^; o# h) c6 p: x  ^
13 Today I was very black son.
/ |# |% l& n0 Q( j8 I今日我好黑仔。
5 T0 b" L8 ?& F, b# X14 I am wearing grass.
8 w9 m1 N, H9 h2 B  Z; Y7 c我着紧草。   R# L' K7 M. A. c1 q$ p
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
( a+ n% y0 Z& M6 B$ _# L你未够班同我讲数！ * l, o9 f2 p+ z2 w& ?" w
16 Two beat six. , ~, X5 e: e' G' E% }$ L
二打六 5 m. _) Z4 b+ M' f& b- J4 ]
17 Two five son.
" E6 X9 _4 N7 U& O$ i/ }" i% G( \- N4 I' a二五仔
5 g* K# i# |) T, x. l9 c( |4 c/ j) i18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 / G! x3 f* v: ~  G$ G; u; {! X+ }0 g' i' i
琴琴青 ' `) ^) T2 ]" F" q% Q
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
6 {) k. Y8 Q( P+ H我俾D顏色你睇睇！
4 Z% P/ U! x( l; z* ]' f20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
+ j+ o9 l* M; {4 g, \2 [$ }1 d蠢蠢欲動 。 5 k8 G5 }. d. l1 Q( M* F5 G% Y
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 " U1 x# H$ m2 f6 A! m$ ~3 u
人山人海 。 & `- i3 w4 ]8 T: a* t
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
" |* s0 v6 `/ ~) c: w1 G8 b, y你算老幾? $ B  u$ F# b( M& M% y2 ~1 j9 i
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
4 Q4 O1 \- \5 t" R. W你講乜鬼?
: D% }( w6 c4 J" I24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ! ?9 l$ C" K9 x" a" a
我驚你有牙！
8 \+ c6 {8 N$ m9 a25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 : N: ]$ n$ P9 f$ \$ v
心花怒放。   ! A2 z  I% W9 X
Fish skin ) e, u% V" r4 T3 R: h1 d
鱼皮 。 # l0 Q& i# U5 C1 i1 W! J* k, c
Monster of blowing water.
7 v7 p# Z. w3 N% T! m吹水怪。 % D+ [8 I$ ~/ R" F8 H: l2 ^+ H6 |
Face green green 0 ~: F( w" N3 E4 }
面青青。
* n& A# |3 ?7 g3 f! fYou see road carefully / D( i5 f8 J7 n) T$ |1 W- W  u+ }0 v
你小心睇路
) _, v. J! N" A. AYou go to street carefully - {2 _' N5 ^: B/ F
你出街小心D。 2 t. p& j# L5 x5 r- v. s; a" [  i
Do the world : j- `/ b& d, I: F" A0 g
做世界 。
, [2 R( s9 z1 v( b9 z9 w- KBig tea rice , |4 h% L/ ~' ~
大茶饭 。 1 c' u: P7 Q. v/ J. ?. [
American chinese not enough.
. S0 A  y8 x1 s1 B0 t$ [美中不足。
# H# X3 a# T( e3 h& vKing eight egg. ' t+ E6 u$ d# |
王八蛋
5 E. }8 j! P/ w4 W- ~High hand.
8 k& j: M, m3 v: \' e; w8 o高手 6 Z% ?1 j. b  V& }( D3 l3 I: ~
7 x4 k) `  L, E& `1 R# I
Old dot.
; U8 B( B6 z) q  i8 q" G# x老点 2 k- V  m1 I& Y. Q
One old water # ~0 k" B% L# L* S, x
一旧水 - b9 t% r& U6 b9 k
I know your mouse. ' t  E# L( E- n0 `
我识你老鼠！
5 T! [! @5 y0 P6 Y3 ?Measure water/Pound water.
: j! a. g$ y% b) A磅水
4 H! w4 ~- l  n; |" ~" ~A dragon service.
5 n7 d9 Y* [& `: a: M0 J- c一条龙服务
+ K4 @% J+ P; j; }$ H' QPump water. : F8 s1 q+ V3 S3 Q$ i: e8 P0 z, O
****
, b/ W) d8 L4 N* B0 ^5 N  pI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
9 P- z( C. V0 n! s: ]' w8 [我吹鸡打你班友。 ' P! s: K( \7 d2 \7 B; l# }
You jump building.
& j9 A- o) p1 e你跳楼啦。
& a5 \0 J5 \1 w0 y$ g9 F3 pYou come back home and eat banana $ T; Z( y$ P1 x8 J, M
你返屋企食蕉啦
3 g* x5 N1 @/ C" L5 q0 pI give you a hair. ; d3 h2 V6 c; u. Z) X" S
我俾条毛你ar!
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5 }0 t( A' z; h6 `5 Y) Z7 f% @Collect skin ; ?% E: u) h0 ^! l6 n+ R
收皮
/ S- ]3 n4 ?( kCollect father
& z% [( e* F$ J收爹
6 Z7 r0 V) @& f3 p7 a5 c9 g, BYou give me collect father.
/ A+ g) B) ?- I, L  i你同我收爹！
0 X1 D1 X- y$ f; YLaugh die me. . A  H7 f- f# L. |  n" K
笑死我。 + I+ ]7 c5 @2 U9 @, g6 W( @3 ?3 ]  m
You give me stop. " X% F6 k4 f( {0 R3 R. V4 T
你同我企系度。
, r* C. p9 ^9 @" I4 NEight woman 7 {! V- C8 b- f$ Q4 \/ M
八婆
* [5 ^  O  r$ U7 n1 Z$ ~' MEight woman,you are good! / v) o! M7 \5 k9 u: f' t4 y1 i
八婆，你好o野!
1 s' a; m- h6 F* {/ p4 EWhat the spring do you do?
  q. z# L" T+ l% {* r你搞乜春啊?
0 Z/ W2 A0 e, j9 X1 sA dog of eating dung # X9 n# U8 D3 X- W: W
食屎狗
" W) e! i" R& J( @/ TA ghost of ass 0 p5 D, l! W; h) N' I* e
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
5 s8 w) N/ {' d/ }都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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' D8 h# k% ?* @  H: S. J/ Ytotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
6 T, b' E; p) i3 r5 a% Zthis is not hong kong style english.....
" Q" J6 ]1 g# B9 w& Uthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
6 x8 Y) L# C' T) ei've already ban this shit...% E* N, }: N( x1 B: w
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.