[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- `5 p- E1 O1 E5 s1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 \! K( y% b* y/ F& {5 y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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: d0 X: i& z' j: |$ D2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( ?/ M. z. \" c* Aa.They give like hell. 9 R7 C; R6 T4 }! z7 U# p' Q( V
b.They do not yell.
) L8 s3 D! ^: d8 G5 k6 m& zc.They do not tell.9 ^( b" |) g8 ^
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 D: m( C$ H3 y  C3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 {( j! S6 W$ O' U: A$ Q, G3 C3 y- a HEART to love him,% |  E  R6 [! ~2 @9 r3 Y7 Y$ ]% ~
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; C- H. C3 O, a9 X2 k- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ G; k7 x8 \4 Z
- a SPADE to bury him!8 f8 y  I; ?7 ]2 B+ n6 r7 K
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 Z! A+ z. _; Y( R4 t, CBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: N7 v8 a/ k7 J1 @  w+ ?% HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ p8 b0 \8 i4 K9 E

5 [8 d0 Q1 C& t3 c, J) q& X% ?6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# N' o& H+ C4 u2 E
The arse hole is always in front of you., r5 d7 f& k5 u7 H. a+ X6 X

' k/ s; w" m8 z# J- V4 j% {7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( x/ S  R' b# B: B8 @When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: C( p& c/ q- c$ b; e  J
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ d( z( w, t; e) {( W2 c" i
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
% y0 O9 R2 N! ^keep it up~~' H- Q; n" ]) f( Q0 l) z
cheers

maksim2046

that is great