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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  5 @4 ^5 Z0 j0 C9 ]
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$ F* B3 _' A4 |: p% \7 P) Z(轉)港式英語 ) L8 b3 v0 g4 l; E
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 5 i: `- x9 q7 N# S1 ]+ h/ W
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 $ F8 K( Q; S: b- o% r
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! # Q3 ?1 F( z2 m8 {# P$ B& s1 a
8 T2 p! Q+ [. Z/ G$ p3 j* i0 OYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 4 L; I c0 ^8 l s v6 z& S
2 |& Q# l9 k, d* k5 S a6 GI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! K6 g- Q& H* H( s$ ]/ e
+ N/ k7 U7 s- X, RIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! $ R+ E6 S8 V; O# q
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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' n$ P' T7 Y2 J- O% s# SFall on a street@@ 。 ( Y. i8 R. X( t( ]8 e) {' Q3 J- h
$ ?) {( N, y6 E0 |1 jfall on your street.""你個"K" ' ]/ ~3 Y, U- h$ V. q8 d* \) ^
- k( c( F2 R! x5 g% NBlow water吹水/ o; P u) [5 O: j
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
. F' m) c, |! K7 D1 J& P, ^ z我吹雞打你班友 。
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2 _5 R' r+ _8 ^: F r3 E C/ ZStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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7 K* Q/ e! Z. u; x. ~% @' ^"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
9 O- ~& k& Y0 C, C4 L4 Y8 w點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 6 i6 z# d. L; Z+ u$ H$ g+ \# h
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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. ^! U7 x/ w% jYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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/ @7 [$ V- m+ [3 IYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 1 A _3 i0 c7 R$ C
8 V& ~5 b1 k" F1 p" W pEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 + Z/ ]" j; W8 o: o) q/ E1 n7 s
1 ~) q, R0 i) w1 }/ g9 mHow senior are you?你算老幾? - r% f# l5 `( s* i2 r* k
/ i9 c: {8 m* C8 x% J+ xWhat the water are you?你係乜水? J3 D0 P/ i+ `: ?) [
6 u9 W$ O9 I! Q7 `% g! {0 S$ c! yWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 7 a- K# p4 d) U2 h0 [
9 ^3 R1 _5 {( N4 F, k0 a# pDo you big me?你大我呀?
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2 h( F: F5 B' _; Q: ~* W( oZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 " e' H1 ?& ^ y
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ) B, k+ E# X. S" l2 G/ Y
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 3 F: O3 _! q" W0 _
- }4 D" d2 [: b3 I9 sCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 3 d8 V* |! s" _6 V, ^
1 K( f7 T+ t4 |; b7 Z% i2 g1 h( {3 ~I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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1 ~- _4 ?9 p7 s8 k1 a! uCollect father收爹 # p% z& @* t) S) k" G8 s
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 0 Z4 O+ w; [6 W& W; Z/ M
% R [ O+ q1 \/ N: fDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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% | o# }. P; \ U, Z1 qLaugh die me.笑死我。 8 A: Y3 M' f l) N
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 + R3 J! [* L. x' o1 {
& z( r$ U( r+ M6 a( U7 YAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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, `' ]; C2 U5 o) `+ UHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ; S9 Z( E4 P' M; ?
1 }1 ^7 P& z8 [; x: i2 DYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 5 t4 Y4 c; u. m" F& l
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! - }$ ?/ {: I! D- R
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Eight woman八婆
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4 }+ O# i4 j; \" ~# gEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 + |% Y+ B- s( B8 o7 O# i" d% Y
* P4 Z+ c. r2 M; O! g0 SBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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+ I. p' o5 d( ?* V" l0 F7 r, cWear grass著草 * B2 {( R* C7 E, U- ?
7 a7 z* U) J2 q9 bI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 8 d! i3 k& k$ I" x. o$ ]
9 N( G, g/ i6 h+ G! F. |" \9 CI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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/ `" Q% h$ [$ h- R! T' h6 RHigh hand.高手 ( D) H5 s+ }8 F
& x1 O3 M* d, \, J/ d, |A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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z0 ^& D. R* T, QTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 - W2 V: w, K2 \- f* k/ g4 w. N
1 o' m2 h2 P1 M$ iGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 2 L+ a" y# E" e$ C9 ~
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Old dot.老點 7 n1 J2 f$ z$ y3 M F& ^
$ h$ o `1 m" ]; Q) uOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ' M' i' I$ e# u2 i
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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+ g1 Q0 U7 y6 V3 s: N _0 mA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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9 {! ^) ~: O1 y3 L7 g5 wMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 1 V/ Z7 x# X, b6 o; F
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 3 F y0 n" ]3 Y
; h* |' B( |9 S" v) P5 KHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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6 ?0 t+ t$ _' a: s; `- R$ TTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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