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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ' \9 H( S& d2 U; y# P$ z6 ?6 b
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. h' t2 W1 F! T; W e(轉)港式英語
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; `7 _, b. `: m* G; P* S9 sPiano piano green 琴琴青 & H! m" w5 a) w9 N X, ^+ a9 @
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ) U' o6 c5 y" }% E; j6 ~
% n6 W: v) X# KI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! : o. o" _ U( b6 ]/ c
9 D+ V9 j$ M( l/ ~! E! U6 M' PYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 0 C2 T/ A# b& x1 h v
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ; K! _9 y4 C1 C; w6 B6 M2 o* E+ {
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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" d6 `; Y& o+ ]Fish skin~魚皮 。 6 G# ^# c4 C2 q1 W" D/ \ d
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Fall on a street@@ 。 0 _0 V% j' n- d: P$ x
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 5 V' x1 |$ Z% l8 ^
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Blow chicken吹雞
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- t7 d0 A% T) z0 j; A$ L, I0 |I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 Q; ~, n- m- M; V6 j* G5 \
我吹雞打你班友 。
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7 h2 x X6 N5 D. KStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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0 i' {+ C0 R' @1 l" q r"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" " k8 @, X1 G* l% K7 [: n5 C# B7 b: \
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 9 v/ j. e" c; P5 s4 d
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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# h) m0 _+ |' f% i/ R# ~You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 / o7 t* c' ^+ I8 i
3 g2 l x7 I1 q1 PYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 $ H2 [+ K0 D2 A* Z* y% B; v
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 . U) e- s9 N( B% {" H1 I2 M: ~% X
* X. T3 E* g8 \- z7 W5 CAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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4 R' Z: _2 N- O9 }$ U9 n* `Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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% _3 Y; x. L2 w% \- j- t# \& k7 i4 ZWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 0 a5 E* A$ A- p [' P1 l3 I# }
0 K& b3 M" x! S$ ?/ ^( [6 xDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 4 w0 c0 l% D( J: X' R
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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/ t7 @: f0 d n; P+ NCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 : j: }1 K+ p- O6 ~# M
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ! g6 |4 L1 g n6 p' n3 a
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ' j+ p) M1 X; z# _ A
. p/ |7 u0 K8 A8 M6 RCollect father收爹
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! C% b7 o& l7 SYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! / r" z+ s7 a' v0 H* E* U
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 8 A' C' S2 x- x
9 R/ J0 ^: X$ \You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ' m+ @. I. P3 |9 m G
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 : r9 W9 O* v- m+ f& o0 |$ f
0 ]% n {. F a3 G) ZHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 % K9 p7 U- v7 Q y4 q% r( U, h! \. S
* D! m1 ^/ Q. IYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
9 ]$ k" |4 Q0 A* Z4 U# _3 k. A你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 3 o8 ~$ n8 a7 u% m m" J! z/ D
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King eight egg.王八蛋 - R7 R+ L9 G* K/ J' p* V4 c8 y
( k" s U" d5 c# h3 i) I7 C/ JBlack son黑仔 1 m6 I- u7 j; P. y, r
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 0 K4 Z+ P5 d2 Y6 F
5 u U2 o" `. RWear grass著草
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+ D0 M$ w( |; [$ pI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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7 }: q% k9 z6 t( ]. q3 AI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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2 o: @) @) u% Y4 ^A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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- w+ X& k" ]- U! A; M) Q fTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 , e+ H( z# ]4 W0 G
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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/ s1 v0 `. R+ f3 kOld dot.老點 # j7 H _( E% y5 o% K" u: W [0 w
D! n2 |' `% NOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ; ] P( `) I! Z4 V( C- Y
2 ^1 P" W/ ^; s6 K. TA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 % O! F# D( j/ a# V$ t
$ R Z& K4 R- K, @: fA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 1 W: l. v! _9 i1 J
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 7 d; m8 r8 ~4 l3 b; c7 L+ S
; D1 l& m% J+ i4 cA dragon service.一條龍服務
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- Q5 L/ A R( L* Y/ s1 iHold hold water.楂楂水 6 H3 d6 w- [- I7 ^
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Pump water.抽水 ! z8 g1 `! v1 {! P* e' \
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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