香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ! b$ W9 k( [' F0 e) T4 v4 c
甘多人死，唔见你死。
3 p/ ?5 M7 `7 `' T9 b/ U( Y2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
3 ?* t, K) L. ^! q: Z0 @0 S# _你教我以后点出嚟行? % V( K- _- z# x$ l  f2 f' B
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. , ~" L$ i* z8 _, u  p" L2 {
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 " ]( ~/ n( u* P* m& h; ~# ~8 L8 }
4 "I saw a pork chop"
9 d& a6 a* k+ y" L. h$ q我见到件猪扒啊。 ) g  `* U1 n8 y; q2 ~5 f! Q  V
5 Are you road?
! a' ~- l# F3 h. j4 Y你系咪路啊？
- c1 i+ l, ~* C! E" {6 What the water are you? 0 F& P- g' I: `
你系乜水啊？
1 B4 ?& ?; S' y: [/ U6 K& K- {7 Do you big me? 0 I0 v. v+ k* P
你大我啊？
8 X/ N8 y) \. G: {& [8 Zebra chops people.
" ~1 R: A3 B% |! e# ~: C+ a" r* v班马劈友。
( y" c8 a. f& ~% J4 Q+ H9 The king of the cutting girl.
; l& ~  ~1 N3 U$ e2 R: _界女王。
. J- k- i9 l" [1 |; y% E9 Z* ^( C10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
5 a6 ]$ S0 g9 b5 M4 i; h, L. X批我个头俾你当凳坐。
. @7 r9 _, k/ t4 ^% n9 v9 q( S11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 L5 Q' \: W1 P6 n1 y+ |0 W6 s* ^# ]9 U
你当我无到？
# R$ _+ Z+ k$ M; Z* ~/ ^12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
- W% P: Q. k$ k+ v你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 9 `8 Y4 m4 H1 @  l& k5 a; d$ ]  {
13 Today I was very black son.
6 d6 i/ P0 P8 A; R6 d; r% J: t! l. [. ]今日我好黑仔。
' q% E: {, X: h/ ^14 I am wearing grass. 5 I, i4 \) u4 r# ^0 b) f4 {
我着紧草。 % @8 _/ S% v* I' H& W- I
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 2 T1 W7 z( n- K; m. @4 Z, |
你未够班同我讲数！ $ X3 n- U, l( ?8 Y# h
16 Two beat six.
( C* }) s' V8 `' Z7 Z二打六 3 E4 K/ V; C! c7 n4 z' C$ _9 M, j
17 Two five son.
6 Y; U  J& a' f. ?二五仔 9 y) F% s- B0 L- X
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
- ?5 o5 @6 L7 x9 X9 T% h8 J琴琴青
; a1 [: q$ P" `9 ~0 P& N19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　   c* Q4 X/ |: r( f! E6 v
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
% s# J8 Y1 O& c6 q+ h$ ?1 Q* O20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 : |% h+ K3 f9 F8 f+ L& @6 _( Q7 j$ F
蠢蠢欲動 。 # X4 V: H: o% E2 y" W2 r/ K
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 / n- L0 o9 T, O3 b& c
人山人海 。
' T$ V5 }) S2 y8 B22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 / j, s$ X2 Z: a0 T# L" [% v6 N, w
你算老幾?
8 x9 S( l  f) a( P! P' J) M5 g5 v23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 1 {) Y1 h6 F" k; l8 v( P
你講乜鬼?
' V$ r( r; L2 h) s2 v24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
. M- q1 W# C4 g( O& ~, _" ?我驚你有牙！
8 R$ o% K7 E- C* I25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
9 l" v; {! \7 b6 }/ Z# t* V心花怒放。   ; G6 ~. V5 o3 {$ _; v
Fish skin ! b8 b5 w  E6 @: {- m4 z
鱼皮 。 # [/ P" R6 `- I2 ^
Monster of blowing water. $ ^/ _6 t! p' I. B+ S2 [+ z
吹水怪。 : k5 y& b; J7 _2 v
Face green green / r; C+ x& u$ {3 ~  H, K
面青青。
* n5 S* z0 A, k, gYou see road carefully 0 I! R/ F' m7 U: u# ^; u
你小心睇路
% @$ B1 i; J. q  v9 H, J5 wYou go to street carefully
" u) L) U" l4 D! P1 h+ u你出街小心D。 ' |% L: @  [1 N9 L3 o
Do the world
1 u; m8 f1 b; }. }& w做世界 。 6 q! q1 ^# k# e) W% k1 W0 c0 {
Big tea rice
# ~6 R" b8 ?  I$ d% T$ L" v大茶饭 。
! g- D, l9 n* @  W" S, RAmerican chinese not enough.
% d& Q( i5 D: C" }" k美中不足。 ( u" e% K6 \7 C* G0 c/ ^( H0 U
King eight egg. & y# q. a% v8 s* J5 l* g
王八蛋
0 ~7 O; i4 `- v  v# W8 ?- kHigh hand.
, s7 Q6 Q, L- o; |$ p高手
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. ~0 n/ ]9 I6 X' {( yOld dot.
) i5 Y" Y0 X' @* U4 N& o老点 ' W/ k8 W" W0 Y' [& w. e
One old water
9 C3 B8 R( G3 V( o5 z一旧水 " l3 C/ r% x: B' h: F
I know your mouse. , n9 R) r+ }; g0 i
我识你老鼠！
: ^1 f5 l6 F2 y% q) w5 B0 ~! _Measure water/Pound water. , C0 o' p& e% \
磅水 ( |. Z  r+ F% s
A dragon service.
% l+ ^- q% T1 E8 f/ R一条龙服务 & B' B% \" k8 @9 B. k
Pump water. 4 S! B- H; c8 S% a" f% x
**** / i- l) K. O% p9 g
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ! R3 y" z* e+ o& q$ @; }) R6 J
我吹鸡打你班友。 * v% f8 @6 t7 |# ~5 _
You jump building.
' n+ h1 B3 \7 T0 Q/ b4 q9 x5 C你跳楼啦。
3 k  \9 g/ Q! [; A& kYou come back home and eat banana 2 x: M. G4 g" j! I7 b$ V
你返屋企食蕉啦 ; ^; J7 U$ t# n1 S8 q
I give you a hair. 6 L2 b1 E% Y* {5 j0 ]/ a  ?
我俾条毛你ar! 4 X) @0 M8 ~: F+ B

0 e# h$ {3 t- NCollect skin ) {0 z) h9 ^, I5 T! v
收皮
5 r# Y0 X, X# ]- l2 n; hCollect father   H9 q' i, r8 d% z/ R' Y
收爹
8 w4 C2 p9 u7 g9 b, kYou give me collect father.
2 j" a+ s7 P3 w* }你同我收爹！
0 \. e% K+ e; v% \5 C2 fLaugh die me.
! Z5 U$ m7 u* T2 S% u. ^笑死我。 % g. V( T) M" w0 q+ C! G/ P! A( w
You give me stop. / c: K- m8 I7 W4 w
你同我企系度。
. w$ m3 I  W- c6 |7 kEight woman / ]8 x5 q6 x0 p! O5 L9 ~  [
八婆
* Y6 P) G) D! d1 s# g. GEight woman,you are good!
# q$ ~( r. Q  r3 X. _2 X4 ~八婆，你好o野!
0 r7 p7 P% F* B2 QWhat the spring do you do? ( ~2 [7 Y* K: k# f" r
你搞乜春啊?
2 B, k! t& F2 _# j8 i0 r0 X  }A dog of eating dung
) M( e! i7 ~1 g- l食屎狗 $ k- }  W0 m& |& \+ e  u
A ghost of ass 6 t# D. l7 Z3 J4 H1 C" S, S
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
' |$ H! ?# a/ Q, M都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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" ?# j7 M$ L4 \# Dtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....... I& K. f/ f$ D% `" R
this is not hong kong style english...... q" x& L# q6 O
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
; ]8 |; v1 B. t3 K( z$ yi've already ban this shit...$ V# }1 s! \6 D0 J# `
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.