香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
6 W: |  T" ]) d- n$ u甘多人死，唔见你死。 ) S( D: `: P& A9 N, m. `8 d
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? / ?& K" T: {( U4 q0 ?
你教我以后点出嚟行?
. j" R8 i5 y' \! C, l: r3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. % ^( {$ S; s, q0 I9 f3 n
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
0 v  h# A; u+ `2 p# |/ I: @6 a4 "I saw a pork chop"
& [" V* L# n4 G4 b# |& _+ f1 e2 I我见到件猪扒啊。
: \6 E+ [; o' U6 n3 \! b0 o1 g5 Are you road?
! U/ q) x) R4 t& U! e你系咪路啊？
! D2 x$ W. s; \; R' \. I5 B% m6 What the water are you? 3 G0 }; ?- g, {4 ?5 ]
你系乜水啊？
, `& A2 `2 O% M  T7 Do you big me? ; E% R+ R( I' H# f$ B
你大我啊？ : v! V5 D/ R* |2 x9 L* @8 t
8 Zebra chops people. $ C) L' T* Y  _" l1 x! S( a% `  V! r
班马劈友。
- G5 h. Y/ m' f' q* K3 c% p8 U7 e' O9 The king of the cutting girl. / Q6 x* c: Q9 ^) p( E4 w. g
界女王。 / K! I, M5 K9 d) e5 }- }* j) }, P8 T* R
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
0 [2 M) M7 h8 p! A0 M% `- i0 K批我个头俾你当凳坐。 & l% A6 X' D9 p% q! K
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? & l8 k$ e$ Y! {! g; x4 d
你当我无到？ 8 M7 Y* E; m8 ^2 p. ?
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 9 _' y4 d9 a' w2 a& H2 x8 c: T$ n# ~
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 8 s/ s5 u9 E. f* n: O# t
13 Today I was very black son. % Q3 g& ?; F9 e9 b" C* F& `
今日我好黑仔。
- f6 G- `0 {2 E14 I am wearing grass. + V8 {4 D0 _1 X7 P3 u' L
我着紧草。 , G# S" S" o7 Q& x7 r+ H% R8 P
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
) r; ], Y5 w5 I( I你未够班同我讲数！
/ l% A4 D! ~$ B  \4 b6 v16 Two beat six.
# p+ U+ J3 q& f! _4 `5 D8 \9 t二打六 6 j0 Q" y1 @+ y3 M
17 Two five son.
# W/ d5 b* @' k二五仔 * e; Q5 D& t' i& L: w7 ~( k
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
: O5 \5 o5 R  z3 M9 R% U5 r琴琴青
. u( H4 T' j$ h% i5 B" m2 v19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
2 v6 ]- V. k8 f3 `# W# K4 C我俾D顏色你睇睇！
( m7 t  h4 M* L0 N3 R1 A. w. p20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
% F$ q& A$ G) \! n蠢蠢欲動 。
5 C. \: U1 `- B7 h( ^0 W21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 , a, T2 o0 k  ^5 Z; x8 ?
人山人海 。 ! B8 ~0 P" L6 D. P4 t
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
: i. {' ^8 s8 {& k你算老幾? * H' [, D8 P9 L6 R; \$ e" ?1 ~1 x! ]
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 7 {7 u4 B" W5 _8 M' i/ l( O
你講乜鬼?
  m& @/ }  }9 p- O24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
! B( c- e' a8 o我驚你有牙！
( r5 I& X! }$ ]$ Z6 G6 y% G! _; _25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 : i' G* p- v) j. ^% M% A6 u  R7 T
心花怒放。   ) ^  k9 l' D' B* [2 }
Fish skin
% m3 J' ^0 O5 @7 z) K鱼皮 。
0 Y1 `2 x; B' p  E7 l: D6 ]8 XMonster of blowing water.
4 ^( N) z- z# u$ O( i吹水怪。 7 a0 K: ^- |2 g; r* {7 q* M6 Y
Face green green
, A: f7 i! }! ~$ ^' g6 H% Q# `面青青。 ' ^, I/ R/ W: A/ O: p1 I
You see road carefully 1 I5 n3 ~- j9 Z  _% {5 x# Z
你小心睇路 % _8 \+ F; g, ^4 X1 R
You go to street carefully
6 [7 J+ q; L/ Y) H& l; @你出街小心D。 5 ?7 i1 _% v. Z4 q
Do the world 1 t1 Y* o  m1 o$ a. p& d7 C
做世界 。 1 j/ ?) Y; n; I0 e
Big tea rice
+ @2 b0 o' H) W% Q( b" f1 G# Z大茶饭 。 7 {3 V6 ^  Z5 y- u
American chinese not enough.
( L" Z7 X% M1 s* u* u美中不足。
- Z9 n- u# N' S- U% x8 q/ e2 MKing eight egg.
9 H7 A: u7 t0 T王八蛋 6 ?' ^. Y4 @8 h  X% ^
High hand. % }1 o! w" g0 G4 ?- b, Z" m
高手
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) y, b: ^# \4 y6 o: _Old dot. - _- w1 q% P7 J* _
老点 " Z; I" E8 R; f  |! S
One old water
) W4 ~" \9 p* U一旧水
  q  X/ j4 H' L6 l: `- K% \I know your mouse.
. p2 X$ b' q8 o! g  {4 E我识你老鼠！ 0 ^' c2 j0 [& p
Measure water/Pound water. 2 n4 b! E" D! R5 Q
磅水 % [8 n9 k* @$ A4 \
A dragon service.
( I4 f( ?2 }+ P$ `" Z& e一条龙服务 + |8 d7 g; B( t9 D  n5 T7 h4 \
Pump water.
* ~& F, ]" ?! z" L. h****
! W+ ^5 d7 u& o, C0 ZI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
$ w: ^3 o3 A; K; e) @我吹鸡打你班友。 : s9 r6 A$ N8 I  K2 t
You jump building.
$ E# B) w+ W% C8 p' c: ?& J) o1 F你跳楼啦。
' r: |0 L5 i/ s, v7 Q" CYou come back home and eat banana , Q7 d+ a( g# J9 ?. s8 ]
你返屋企食蕉啦
) K! M$ o) y+ D/ d: g/ z9 }6 rI give you a hair.
% m- m9 T0 {. z# e* \+ q% z  h我俾条毛你ar!
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$ N- L/ q. }2 ~6 G8 V8 @Collect skin % r) p9 L: f! M
收皮
- X( y+ i9 B+ x! A( @% W. FCollect father 2 j, }. a/ y/ Q( a/ V1 o; r
收爹 , g2 j6 m4 U5 P
You give me collect father.
5 ^/ m9 |- R: B你同我收爹！
7 S% ]+ m& l7 L7 A' i$ \4 r0 H/ DLaugh die me. 2 S) \6 E; z  {2 t
笑死我。 ) z+ y: O1 g' k4 w
You give me stop. 8 {1 n. t3 i2 {) \' ]) \
你同我企系度。
# G( I' r/ c; I5 FEight woman   F$ w! b9 S0 R0 |% X" i: ]
八婆
- z& v) |) c' r" F% n* TEight woman,you are good! ! b+ V$ f2 S. C# j. f1 Q* g% E
八婆，你好o野! 0 _  x% {( P1 {' a; B$ `1 m1 A
What the spring do you do? - z' W8 R- I+ B: |4 Q: g2 T3 _
你搞乜春啊? 9 k0 v3 F7 S, w$ e! G( K
A dog of eating dung 8 r3 G, f9 {6 C
食屎狗
6 s/ ?  o& m5 m  L% sA ghost of ass ! O# M1 M: v, l# N9 n
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....7 n/ a9 p/ _4 @& c, ?  e% F
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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8 |1 Q7 @8 q* h8 rtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
: u+ R+ e+ f- n7 K2 B: ethis is not hong kong style english.....
& e: K: W, F+ Hthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....' _2 K7 ~1 ~9 U* y# k3 _
i've already ban this shit...
! `4 S# E9 ^1 p+ v& E" h' S" \! Bdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.