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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ , a0 C% Y# \2 T/ O. i7 V3 F- \1 ^2 Y- J3 S
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; L7 P2 [2 t" ?* h8 S4 d（轉）港式英語 3 _) c# T# B. O- {8 z$ O! x
$ }3 Z' F- r1 [( n; H8 kPiano piano green 琴琴青 ! J5 A' K; X+ K! x
' M: A7 A; N; Y: T7 k0 P0 APeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ + M! m2 h, O& Q8 {3 Q
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ! U3 V1 V! ~' b2 h" t, ~. J
8 Z& u3 n$ H( I# P% P7 WIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ! d, }4 m0 V. P6 M
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 6 }. `8 H0 L. A8 v. o1 M
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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& M/ w8 j0 S' w" h" b+ ~fall on your street.""你個"K" " {- B8 o; d8 w1 Z1 J
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Blow water吹水
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6 S8 c c4 u7 c+ \Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 2 x, X2 p/ F) m8 E: q! @0 h4 k" A, E
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Blow chicken吹雞 4 S+ d; B. X* E: W. E$ J1 \* f3 ~: z
1 C7 P8 x# E$ {9 M) S3 D& ^I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. * J [( r( y5 K+ C* x7 E
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 6 v9 B/ l; W# `. ?3 J
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Face green green臉青青 。 " h, y! V: x/ M. z5 D1 U7 v
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ n( R1 u( [5 F$ \2 x# D8 B7 o
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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1 s' B* D8 h& G* ^2 uYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 O$ w) v( }9 {% J. G5 F# E
, G p9 x' G7 Q6 }1 @; h6 rYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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" z. y; W. H% s' ]People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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% a* B g9 P' L5 {: `, E$ E" qEat banana食蕉 : i" y$ l1 o+ ~7 d1 ~+ Z0 S& \% _
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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" c& ~2 t) u/ e- a t( `* qHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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# W- }. D, c# `. U0 }5 M& sWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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% N; D- T# g: B4 \3 @Do you big me?你大我呀? 7 k! k8 F' U2 j+ z/ P* S
\1 f5 V+ G9 H2 `9 G2 Z3 e, x2 j" s. VZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 , }2 L" C2 l& A. h i2 M) q
7 q2 `( V- ^* ]! f9 B5 w3 e2 x- B- {Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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( T8 u% c' ?8 ]3 p$ QWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 5 v. n& S! ^$ j9 t/ S0 h) m0 C
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Cut girl 界女 6 f- V% u# |( P
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 4 n7 D, Y+ x: x/ [) P: ^" h$ s
4 @1 e/ z. ]5 A. ]3 Y! HCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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) c/ B# d6 A8 a, d- PI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 8 S9 E8 A% ?+ u7 R' s2 W8 o& F
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Collect father收爹 ; ~# h7 K* y2 {' U
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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" ~7 x* g9 L. S E+ I% D6 u+ bDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? - [4 n6 ~- J: ]! z4 m( c
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 * X/ \ d7 v3 ^: F6 N' N4 e
- U5 J5 r+ ?2 L/ h& k7 s- FYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 - z' u* c) _9 t" i# p4 r- A
! v. d# P) j6 j7 H) PHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 j7 X, C& l$ M1 a9 ~6 M
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
& ~' v' @) {7 i D/ j你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! $ V0 F x& Z1 T8 J1 u
7 j9 W) U" I: B9 R6 Y: f6 ?King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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& K" s) t5 _- ^& s) f# AWear grass著草 ! q; T9 \% t' ^* U( o
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7 \& k3 P8 }3 ~I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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1 {5 o3 Q2 G/ W, o& KA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 3 c/ Z& M4 D" X6 v2 h7 o& Q1 K7 {
0 T- v s0 W5 }% `To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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2 X! \# y6 ?6 g9 gGood mother.好娘 0 L P7 V$ y V) j8 z
( _1 G) W i* X8 x, i- ]5 A* H( aYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ $ K4 |1 s: F2 j5 |* `
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Old dot.老點 8 p3 y; t5 z% \* S
# o+ e# z6 K1 i( [1 NOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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# k$ J# F& c- K" r1 V$ z3 tMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 6 y" v( t' {! N' T2 n
- H; b( i( j6 c8 |' b2 b" k zA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ' w* y; l# ^0 b! n
- o8 K, }1 \3 s1 N. g2 i2 x. cPump water.抽水
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3 j1 c1 p5 V# p5 S, ATwo hit six.二打六
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" u0 N+ X9 {' P P$ hTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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