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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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( I: }8 z$ M! b6 b. L1 ]Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 + W, B7 [0 m! u

. J$ ]3 [4 w1 ?9 r& l8 z  s0 a: DI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! * f, C, _5 J1 Z5 u% ^6 ^6 G
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 0 d. F9 Q9 D; J
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 2 C/ ?0 c5 e! K' u$ Y! c$ x

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Fall on a street@@ 。 ; D( j" o: k3 I- k

' n6 Q8 ]6 Z' D( e5 _fall on your street.""你個"K" . v, h8 u( a- u  M  v
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Blow water吹水
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8 {8 x% u3 Q4 S) N$ TMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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: W9 V+ a" h1 h8 nBlow chicken吹雞 0 l# S6 K( z. M  ]1 B

1 s( a% P; I- Y; C# a9 [7 k- V5 kI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
- k! ?: b+ B" e, t我吹雞打你班友 。 ; ^: L& R# |8 |2 Q3 V7 M0 M, k, p
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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: z8 X! ]' P/ {0 OFace green green臉青青 。 9 A- P$ q" m! Q& v, \6 v, B
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
8 N2 J; n2 ?7 r點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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# o0 v2 [( ]$ NYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 + H6 y" q" j. I6 G
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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+ [5 @5 ]/ ~9 x7 X& M4 f" FPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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' [& z& i1 d8 P  k( aEat banana食蕉
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+ v& P" K, R) ~# n; X) o9 zYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 0 P; ?/ s- Z( b/ T* \4 ]
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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9 L0 d" ~8 n; E5 ?& p+ uWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 $ B& `. [" c; y0 t, w. c
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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, C: W& u& S+ Q! A/ vWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ( V4 x4 d, V3 C9 \" e3 q6 `
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Cut girl 界女   V1 M% n) _/ V" x' i
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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$ N+ s) D; @+ a6 U* `3 QCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 7 a8 a; V7 E, @" [! C: g: M

) K' P- o  \7 I" jI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! # o7 x" T; Y* x- l9 ?* U  K

! g+ a; `; A; k4 k( a; cCollect father收爹
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. F+ t$ `" [+ \$ X: H+ kYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! . Y7 B9 O# q) t; R# n, F# W

8 P1 e$ c  x% J1 ODo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 1 r& z7 |, Q" z& }, `
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. + w7 i% D2 L6 [
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! / Z* q5 k9 h$ a0 K: ^8 u+ f
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! . X& O5 b8 c1 [

0 T9 c! o. r" BKing eight egg.王八蛋 7 W2 J5 i9 N# K% K- ^! V' Y

8 V9 K$ s6 A7 L3 Q) ]; MBlack son黑仔
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8 S% L( S' B7 c/ M8 X% |Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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7 c. R; b" R5 z& Q7 ]( JI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ( b; Z( e8 O1 Q+ J$ E! L% v/ g0 j! _

8 H. X8 I0 p+ O2 r% _) Q$ r" E7 eI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 $ L8 w7 g. }: L" o# Y' g! |, U

5 S% m0 g- F4 Z3 [, }A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 6 u9 m% \' t7 _) C* u& x. D

+ @0 K+ }, }! o5 C4 DTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 $ T  F  o+ q( }* U$ H. w  q+ t5 d
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Good mother.好娘 # H+ H% `! l+ B% m* L- j

! g! n( n/ E/ F9 d9 n: L) m# GYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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One old water 一舊水
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5 C% e2 n9 g& b# H/ fWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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  w1 Y$ d- ]- t& b! g+ J; BA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ( z$ _3 a1 @) y; D' Z% C

, v( _, t' X0 {* H/ @+ t, W2 fA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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% V0 [  L0 Y% \( v* x- xA dragon service.一條龍服務
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/ W0 b3 w+ S9 y' K1 H9 |- NHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 & w! D* ?/ M' ]0 i
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Two hit six.二打六 - e. `1 D- j$ W0 `* A

3 G- E& V) q+ H2 z! _Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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- U! ]3 d4 a, i# h: Z2 _8 K4 Zyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳( T$ E/ i( [' a* {. S$ Z# ~: q; {$ Q
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:* T( ]: \; s, z' W, f1 E
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳3 [; I2 E1 f- \5 P# }6 C; L. P5 [
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..: P" N3 C3 A5 h! |0 K( ?
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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3 a" L' J9 c/ ?* ?good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
  k+ S# c6 z# c最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。, w' O/ J" v. W9 h3 o6 Z# L  D
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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