[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( N: j& x# X4 g# g- y1 I8 ]1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; z5 o. Y/ u$ w* _& {: ]' a6 T99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 R, `! N/ k1 G  q. U! L7 G8 f
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 s  ?9 V; }4 @4 M) }, h  wa.They give like hell.
2 I& q' b' W$ k% ~* }; p* b$ `b.They do not yell.7 `. ?4 M3 k' c5 Z
c.They do not tell.
& p* c6 d6 p% I0 p" O) ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 ^. H# y6 ]- H" u: U$ M
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ Y5 q8 {# W- l4 U
- a HEART to love him,
! O( v5 D0 B, U/ I: r1 G0 E- a DIAMOND to marry him," \' `/ }8 g/ |0 o' f* H
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 `! s3 R5 ]+ K. d+ k: G2 G" g; X  M- a SPADE to bury him!0 ?$ T5 f4 h, e  X2 ]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. J- }: i- j# w7 ]: ~
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 {/ W7 n8 v1 a  _, J* G4 T7 S% DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! O: ]  M7 \) D! b# r1 H' a

+ K% f6 z. ?( O- K- }$ @6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
  O7 z/ q  D5 j- i7 @' L2 D8 VThe arse hole is always in front of you.5 d8 i) o& w) ^3 O5 x$ @" U

) t& \# g7 v8 ^0 j' ~3 d7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 L) P/ d" T+ ~( Z& ~
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 t/ m4 H3 c* E" u1 U  O5 c

7 w$ L+ ]/ U9 }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# C* Y4 f* f( e( K4 Y; d& e) i' @* a; r
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
0 ?+ H) x( e# l: zkeep it up~~, Z% `! l/ Z" l  X$ t
cheers

maksim2046

that is great