[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' R4 y/ W. j+ _' J0 L99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 e5 u3 G6 g3 R6 z) `2 N+ b( K+ e2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- N0 M* x. V3 g3 y
a.They give like hell.
, K8 l& y3 N- o3 \8 zb.They do not yell.
6 t6 @# G) p% n0 }2 f# zc.They do not tell.
+ h# N3 n1 a$ X. |% V: ]3 r$ r+ `d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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5 c/ Y7 d$ e& @2 ^7 f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# o9 E4 B9 _" _: s. Z' m
- a HEART to love him,
/ J; k2 T- ?9 E) Q- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 w+ M% o8 v! _7 Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
) [' E' k  z7 g' Y7 X9 }/ @7 B- a SPADE to bury him!9 d, @) f+ N  _6 \, z
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 V, _; @! H% M9 `Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 Y- N& m1 T5 a' }

3 l. Z. D% ?! ~  U! A4 @5) What is the strongest muscle?& U. ?7 Z$ a' P% d( }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!  }* W0 O+ @+ T
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# e, ?- D) r, T0 |
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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4 u+ \1 a2 F4 h- Q9 E# u, }7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" e. c" X+ ]- Z$ b" _When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?  h8 g! T  |0 Q* N. G
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~- o9 E( _8 o) R) ?) m
keep it up~~8 Z. y/ x0 d: u+ s5 J. _; q
cheers

maksim2046

that is great