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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& O7 J; z" K% |/ ~* j
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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: ~% B" [% U) ]2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 X3 I0 u, X4 h0 h. j
a.They give like hell.
8 C" I( f' a$ F- Wb.They do not yell.$ B% u& Z/ U) D, k7 K. S- _, Z6 w
c.They do not tell.$ H$ v5 U8 P% l3 ~. Y
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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4 y" M2 N: S( A* r; N; {3 c, }( P" O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% _) s* Y2 F7 n: G
- a HEART to love him,
/ ~$ u# [ X% l1 e0 Q- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" A! O" x# s5 l- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 u% z" x) n% c! Z/ f1 F
- a SPADE to bury him!
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2 t) u' O, \/ k/ i+ Q B; }4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) M; I- `5 F% g' ?$ B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' \0 C- B" ?! N" [5 ?# }- s2 Q4 h
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 }3 P5 O+ |& N( s/ VThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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* ~( S: \* x. w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) ~+ b$ ~7 M: K) G [2 ` {The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& Y: \4 {+ K2 ~; l: r+ i! \
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: h+ U) z# }) M/ S: N& J v
2 G9 f, e1 a, d8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, X- ?: v: G2 y) c# Z4 S5 c
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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