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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: u4 b. ~6 O. t2 ~) Y: k99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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7 I0 C* G. X1 h0 Z/ m+ p0 ], E2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 ^6 ?1 o* f. j$ j" _a.They give like hell. 4 I8 ^7 {! b# w
b.They do not yell.
- B, o( c; M1 R2 R( K+ oc.They do not tell.+ m: C9 _8 `* w" Z- `" A/ t, s
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# U; i: t2 v+ p4 Q* ]& i/ p* v3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' V* C' [$ ?$ U5 @- O$ D. `( t
- a HEART to love him,
# J1 q/ c o: c4 E2 @* m) n- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' i' u, {6 x# Z/ [3 j5 [5 F6 ]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
5 |$ O+ J$ q: K/ N' T0 k- a SPADE to bury him!
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# h- k1 J1 K/ g& J5 u4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 u0 C& ]; _. pBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 ^: H9 M7 q' |4 I
4 M: |$ I% d4 ^! r, h* @5) What is the strongest muscle?
, ~6 @1 s& h4 Z i7 ^/ v. qThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ e3 Z0 i6 i" C. _# o. c4 \9 E
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 i% g: Q9 f7 l
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 ?0 V7 G' s" H4 ^3 \: B' zWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! o2 ]5 c. r" ~9 j$ a/ S
/ w- J) a' m- r# W# C8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, Z+ C% K. B0 h: MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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