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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ L7 n! U( H) v ^9 Y" ^
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' E2 ^7 A3 E/ ?3 g0 r0 Za.They give like hell. / V0 Y; T, w' E0 j7 @
b.They do not yell.
3 I2 I2 I1 L# ]" _' I% vc.They do not tell., t# I8 ~$ E8 ^6 j+ R
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 h: L' _ B" n5 {4 m' [0 Y
5 i. W8 {! Z. A7 T3 _5 _9 z6 L) {3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% n5 e/ P: M6 r- a HEART to love him,
F; G- p f5 G- v3 o) `- a DIAMOND to marry him, N6 S6 t. N- o( r( n
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- k* a( q& k) w H
- a SPADE to bury him!5 B; ]0 |' Q3 Y8 Y5 U$ D
7 M+ }3 K9 H- [. T5 d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& ?; M A" U- {" m5 j
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) ]2 i6 {5 U& ?- g( _
/ x; b) h/ U* s, U5 ]% f8 ~( k5) What is the strongest muscle?0 b8 Q0 B1 v- Y. l( H: B& e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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* e0 [( X% u. L5 K7 _+ A6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 m* U1 C' G+ z YThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) K3 p% j' W+ n( J/ N! q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% v) ^$ G+ M9 \
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ p2 M7 Q- m$ L* Y5 Q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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