[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) k1 d& g+ b' {$ X5 ~# ?  t: m+ U- ]+ D99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: ^- v) S/ P# Y  u4 x7 f

# j) O5 C0 p4 H5 y. R, N) M2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 v- b: V& ?2 C: |( ?2 G+ B# q6 w) K) n
a.They give like hell.
% X% G# w% f# d7 A0 o# @5 xb.They do not yell.
# Y" ^; D/ }4 j# X4 @5 A- Mc.They do not tell.
% f1 L% K' u/ X; Nd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( ?1 q" u' m6 X0 g1 I

! [$ o: @  e, \: D- o3 t3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  ?3 `+ M/ z  J4 A7 p) O5 d8 A* C. z
- a HEART to love him,4 W; y8 a/ ]4 z7 K7 j
- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 v4 N- I: W: g
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% G8 A6 X$ q1 J: w
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: x2 c3 c( c. s: eBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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8 `+ S3 E) l, n1 m5 [( ]. b5) What is the strongest muscle?) b" c$ W% n$ \$ z. I8 P
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!  p. [( t+ ]1 N$ y* v8 v! {; U
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- E$ y- K/ ~2 W1 W: V
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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' D/ r2 W$ Q% |/ [1 L7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
  F1 C3 `/ R/ ]" Z: c' ]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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: r# B/ A9 s% R' o3 |3 D8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% t3 m5 g' N# tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 X) @0 J+ d4 E: x2 G7 d" ^
keep it up~~& X. }6 c: r% I3 \- {' O
cheers

maksim2046

that is great