[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( M/ G' X! d; V0 L7 R99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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$ a9 p2 G7 {( Y- V9 X( R2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( }, q' J3 g9 l
a.They give like hell. 8 |% V5 d: x& ?9 n, {" @5 `4 |, Z# J
b.They do not yell.3 i  [1 K4 f& }
c.They do not tell.
7 i$ Q# O# `, o) R* A% ]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( B9 ~. a# |; V7 r2 ]/ ?; X

/ r6 I/ X8 _& n+ @3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ A7 ^" J6 A) t6 ^- G% X
- a HEART to love him,' x3 ?* [# a% d
- a DIAMOND to marry him,# i* o4 [3 [( n5 B  k& j
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 ]0 `- f+ t: D$ k+ V3 a- a SPADE to bury him!" J, [, a9 s0 ?) t3 W3 ]- S
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! V7 G4 Y1 o* J) \6 Q) iBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# `) e/ H4 J* @

+ n- Y) e- P6 t* H5 w2 V5) What is the strongest muscle?" m) f2 M1 o: y' t% G7 Y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 N( e0 ?6 N) \' U) x  c+ j

5 [1 z# b  v5 {4 i& G, F0 ?6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. w; p3 x! d# [8 F: p3 |7 kThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 ?  I% L, H2 bWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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* t; K3 T# `6 e. B7 U0 _5 O8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 y) ^9 e; I. X: F
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~6 r2 s) @# k6 Q# X, g9 e
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great