[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. @3 X( e" A3 y5 K5 F, k8 {99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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/ n3 r9 \7 U- i4 R0 @( {3 z' a2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% c+ T4 b2 E0 ]2 Q
a.They give like hell.   h$ R% U2 E, c+ m- q
b.They do not yell.
  \  i; O. e- F$ X6 a  n" Sc.They do not tell.
2 K( ]5 v; i( `d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# n+ M1 ]' u7 F7 z/ d" a3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
: K" v1 B, t4 u6 k2 h" u- a HEART to love him,- V8 ~! r: f5 }0 s( i6 L
- a DIAMOND to marry him,! S/ v) j+ c( y! w: C
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- `# M  s. |0 z( b# v- ^5 m
- a SPADE to bury him!
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, h  k5 a% x" v, [8 s; a% Z* D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  h% {4 i9 e8 z$ J( ^Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 K+ f" r4 {# n) [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* g% q! Y' Y, V2 H" I
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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* O% c% x/ E- |, t  I7 W! s( N7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( c) D2 x$ ~7 v7 ?9 u7 x
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; j* L( t8 I' [: T. I4 g' Y* V
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 l' c  t* i/ s2 E
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great