[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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1 ?  Q5 _+ b+ L. S* |. |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 i$ Y1 z3 p* k1 Ea.They give like hell. / N# n) z6 g  R4 t* m& |1 r& T
b.They do not yell.) q0 }. M4 K: o  z4 H7 _
c.They do not tell.
8 [5 \: [' C7 p' d' _0 q4 @d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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% q" \6 U1 ~3 U- ]0 a3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 a" X" o" e' [, p. Y8 u- a HEART to love him,% E. I+ z( e: K9 q) r
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!
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! ^$ Y( [" T3 e5 F# S4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) ?0 O6 K2 Y6 _Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ G4 h5 m1 T" b7 M9 n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 T4 U: r5 Q6 x' o2 N1 J3 ]7 n

& v3 P% s* Q5 \/ ^6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?$ h- _9 G- _- f- ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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6 ^7 w  N0 p) c7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! ?: m/ H% k! e) x) {8 D3 C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) g( w6 d- `: N8 P! L+ R' m, N; o) f+ `8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! h4 }0 D4 }& A; r: @( B* S
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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/ M, R/ S5 S0 b+ h0 n0 T# _cheers

maksim2046

that is great