[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) o; Z5 d- F6 y1 U% v99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 B! x6 \2 B& F, g$ Q

9 H; c5 a5 ^5 ~2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 C' H( q; L3 q2 za.They give like hell. 0 \6 A8 y' Y7 D! ^1 V
b.They do not yell.3 D6 H+ v9 w2 Y1 a
c.They do not tell.
/ s, U; ~- P( B( P/ hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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, F/ q: [7 @$ X! j, J5 A: L3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' ?0 W9 e$ a' ]: N4 N
- a HEART to love him,8 N3 H  [- K. L3 G7 s$ g4 l
- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 H0 h) w) u8 h) B& l. \
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 v; r( p* U  e9 T( w
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 t8 H( M. K; t! C$ F
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 Q7 _' o( N) Y4 P( L; u- L

& I. |/ g, ~. ]' n. U6 ?- D$ w5) What is the strongest muscle?
, n9 u2 R" x( }The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
$ p- ?$ ]6 w4 ]5 ~* N" S7 JThe arse hole is always in front of you.# r" B2 m6 M: S' E9 i

  D- ?7 g/ U& g1 V% e7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?, V1 i  L, h& e
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& ^# K" l% P  g& g* P- J
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 g. _$ L% H+ l- F. zThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~5 j. u/ N  p& m4 }- q/ t- w
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great