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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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; `4 q- I5 v% ~1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; I4 a) z' c. c99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% l$ J! t5 E, I, ]" P% R2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
s5 Q/ ^3 h. l7 @. ^* o2 ra.They give like hell. $ b+ n* p) J- f$ s: p- P$ O
b.They do not yell., @6 y/ l& B) c! [( O& ^3 a
c.They do not tell.: [2 Y9 k3 s- ^
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 S% T: |0 v7 X5 C2 q" S- a HEART to love him,* O0 e4 A& q0 D
- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 v4 b$ N7 B, V' a* B+ U- f. ~
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& N/ g' S4 [0 f- a SPADE to bury him!$ w! M* r. j+ ~1 G3 ~3 t
1 | r9 H* u/ V; z5 e4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- y; ]5 W8 I" c" o* U% E+ NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 Y3 z/ `2 }7 H9 l0 M6 C/ W
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. Z6 j$ @& T2 ~# e5 BThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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* e/ Q# _7 y( q# [- r3 G, T6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( p! f# p6 b/ c
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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) O9 m& ]' { L/ D7 j7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 L0 o! g. y0 Q" n9 RWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 b, {1 N: U% h8 Y
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 M, o0 a# ^5 j- N, c3 N' p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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