[English]: Jokes..

小强

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4 c: d8 \9 `4 ?. t+ u1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- `9 `6 U/ f' Z( i$ Z  M! k99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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! i# L1 G1 o1 i7 x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ W: Z8 `* v$ A5 v6 B, F
a.They give like hell.
; A0 _* x) Q3 B' D5 Nb.They do not yell.
7 K: _! ?0 {/ @! W- gc.They do not tell.
8 I% R: J3 o' Id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 I5 G& P# I) X! n" d2 y1 D/ V
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ N: v1 W5 s8 E7 d- a HEART to love him," x% ^3 {2 B" e" R' S2 `
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ {( _( {7 n* s) I& v- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. _. q; A) Q% Z- x( [! G5 u- a SPADE to bury him!
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2 [3 }  V9 k  H% b8 d4 I4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 ]/ \* l7 D1 ?4 o7 {# w6 q* v; e
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ l) O/ U' Z8 T7 ^0 E7 p: i

5 C! o0 V- k0 d5) What is the strongest muscle?' O4 ~, L$ f. k) i5 ?% I
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ g/ Z$ m& Y  `" ^; [$ {
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 H+ F5 i, c8 _; L8 l6 DThe arse hole is always in front of you., V! y- \0 ^# I% [" ]6 W
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 K: u! m; j% q) O$ l, o* TWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ o! D# `: |( M8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?! ?% w1 ?& \% {6 b7 I( P
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 B" |) W' `& p0 h: Z
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great