[English]: Jokes..

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# i+ M) \5 Y4 P1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* a6 f% A$ j( U
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; f$ @0 [, M( I# k& f
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 h" M/ H# E8 y" i' e8 w8 Za.They give like hell.
5 a1 @$ `) i' k  F3 F- O# F( t+ Tb.They do not yell.
# v" g9 J: R+ zc.They do not tell.# R7 d6 X( ]  v3 m* G+ k# O
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3 F: j3 O2 S0 L- A/ o3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' V6 q3 m$ x) K: R8 S1 y. X
- a HEART to love him,
( g4 ?5 c1 [/ Y4 ]) V1 X- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! g, Z! O4 h4 P  W8 w- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. g& a2 D; v) @$ b- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 E' g; Z+ ^  `9 W
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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6 u- s" _# p0 {, m" }$ H& y1 O5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 b7 q! ?% O1 c+ G9 c' aThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ k& u5 k+ r: u1 FThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ d0 G7 c6 ^: p3 i9 |0 U7 OWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( T# H% d; _4 m
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~& a' f7 x' i- q, a$ D
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great