[English]: Jokes..

小强

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7 B! _# P7 ~! D  Y  H: C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; e& C+ O' ?; n( i  [
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 R, K6 q, I5 v0 m+ z
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. r" x4 I2 J: y# _
a.They give like hell. ! G% a$ i, W; ?1 B, d
b.They do not yell.( P3 H9 H/ Y$ K0 I. O
c.They do not tell.
1 w$ F' f" Y. B9 D% g3 S; Bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  I# a' o0 i" ^% p+ [
- a HEART to love him,
7 b  [/ B! a! Y; e- a DIAMOND to marry him,; R/ d, E0 A! j' W5 M  M) Q/ D' r4 d
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: [7 v8 S# L2 ?) M' b
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 t) b4 c7 H5 T! k) f, g
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 b0 i- n) I  m/ r! r$ V
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5) What is the strongest muscle?* O! q7 ]5 T5 |! Y6 U& i( B
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ o" ?4 _+ T& z* n# R- k
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; _4 i( S0 X" w& X
The arse hole is always in front of you.' m  X  o0 _" b+ P
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 [% {4 [# F/ Q# XWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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2 t. j  V) a. h% t( t' }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 ^( @' }1 k& l- n2 JThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~- Q* [: B( `4 J# n5 J6 g0 t( S: L
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great