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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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) \/ K5 t, x+ R. p1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 B( L7 W, v1 }) u$ X3 C' O {: w
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& a2 ~: M9 u- `+ \! H- w1 f
' P5 y! ~. f' N1 T% q1 g9 q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( n" F! z5 y$ J& p8 D, ha.They give like hell. 6 M& P2 j3 i6 P6 w6 ^
b.They do not yell.
% E8 B2 V1 Q' J" |3 V+ C! Xc.They do not tell.7 L' `, D5 f* C2 T9 V1 i: e* K! [" h
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 g1 a2 K) v5 H) h8 E" E( }+ d- a HEART to love him,' t, A- z0 i. {
- a DIAMOND to marry him,( t% b0 Q1 y- @0 Z% o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 Z6 c. ^& D1 F \! C* W3 ?5 n! I
- a SPADE to bury him!9 W1 d: a( ^2 M+ @. h6 k
5 e; R$ ]! W7 _5 K- G4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ n5 a: Y o9 Q! E2 x NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" ^; U9 m$ t7 m& R3 e2 d
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
! V/ M' G! e" y5 R- C: ~! R* o7 q' C fThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ W0 Y" |& M2 Z) J9 g7 v7 L# Q: Z
2 c+ v8 W0 `( |5 T6 l- N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 s: f$ h- a$ _/ ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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# h: z8 T/ F6 J- N1 k1 c9 y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
U m' K9 I' d8 O7 F8 B# FWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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. Y& [4 H) A, i7 x6 @3 X# a9 q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 n9 j! r! A% u# }The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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