[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' {$ X/ \# ]  V# S- ^% X0 P9 X0 H1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 R! w  p, n0 m3 z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- k. p$ P+ O! ?' T5 O2 ka.They give like hell.
5 y  p4 q, I& b3 C2 p2 v6 [+ f( Kb.They do not yell.
6 V1 D4 ?! I) Y- a+ Qc.They do not tell./ }; h# D# y, Z0 p- t6 G
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. ]6 r- E1 N& Y# S. k
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:( B6 Y/ I3 q% g8 }' w) a! }
- a HEART to love him,6 ]- E! X. k$ l6 l
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 @! H; n3 N& h$ L- M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 L8 x; i. b. n( p( k; ?& ~+ A7 g7 ]
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( D1 n9 U; c/ n5 EBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
& E. Q! `% q; XThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' S) F1 q4 H: z# v! D0 O
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ Z# F1 e% h8 H4 E& {
The arse hole is always in front of you.# R/ F! u$ l* I5 g& z' \; c
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 {2 p0 o* b+ i4 g# N1 ]4 J
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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$ N9 I; ^2 Y* _- x/ ?8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 j' n9 E( ^6 Z6 S
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great