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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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3 ?0 ]# u8 D( y- M2 W8 V; f1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( {% ?5 d' h# d( X
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) X& ] u9 \) v9 u; b
6 I V: i* P! Q5 K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ }7 h1 c$ k. _% c
a.They give like hell. 7 d9 X; j) a" j& X: m+ e; k& b& N
b.They do not yell.. _$ ?! ~# h8 N+ Z* Y
c.They do not tell.* C! t. N0 N9 h' k% v9 D, o
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- ^$ C6 I, v" _+ |" `! p# g
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 i& c- \* F, n. F- a HEART to love him,
1 d# r, F' k# R' t1 ]2 R* p' g- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( h% E# Y8 v9 t/ Q, m- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' {5 h9 Y) l9 r, m- a SPADE to bury him!
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% G: _# N" t$ {3 w& P8 w& ]4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& u. T- _* x' p8 P% T
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: S F, E* m% d/ D( A
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
, Z ]+ G( ]" D, v7 c0 T0 A2 X$ qThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 `$ |; [7 Q; [" R- ^; B; H! {6 N
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; j. }" W, K% t6 v/ vThe arse hole is always in front of you.3 d B" o( v4 Q r( M
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 {0 L P9 s" e
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& P; H" m y( x# b
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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