香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 2 M0 P/ w8 @$ l  r7 A
甘多人死，唔见你死。
8 j9 ^  N# D6 s- x9 _% \2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
9 I# h1 K6 R1 H% X5 G* Q你教我以后点出嚟行? 2 v! G7 ^0 k% B
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. % ]- V. V6 G! f0 y2 d# v- u7 F8 X2 _% g
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 0 }$ I5 o+ R" j8 a$ p& {, ^, l" ?' b
4 "I saw a pork chop"
; V6 ], y% R" y6 v7 @9 w我见到件猪扒啊。
: x6 y3 a3 F6 v5 Are you road? * i) E: D8 @9 }: f  r# K' k
你系咪路啊？ ; i+ N& `; b' \8 f
6 What the water are you? : u/ d+ R3 o" y3 C; A
你系乜水啊？
( f+ x2 d( e/ A+ |  ~  |1 ^% t% L+ K7 Do you big me? 9 D/ f' x" K+ A+ }; E7 o- S7 y
你大我啊？ ( P$ J0 C! z$ P: S2 m, S( A: O
8 Zebra chops people.
( `$ Q# t, w& R3 }# W% H班马劈友。
9 |4 x  \8 z4 r8 S1 k9 The king of the cutting girl.
7 C+ Y" d4 d/ z4 {4 c1 I+ r界女王。
3 z" b' U, h; @" U10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
4 a' C6 J! s* m9 d8 k# S批我个头俾你当凳坐。 , D# G# u& L, A* E$ U
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 3 m# ^- y3 ?) u, O) x. g+ ]
你当我无到？ ) ?2 f! v  ?, d4 l* B
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
8 I3 J7 D4 [0 w( G/ p) H你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
  s- P$ U2 n! k& K4 a13 Today I was very black son.
* g, R8 `  @: J! I) r7 u今日我好黑仔。 # A! y* t0 I  N5 c
14 I am wearing grass. 5 E9 f  f, \8 C1 ]9 |# m
我着紧草。 0 E/ J* Y. S# {- L) W
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! - F6 z& y1 Z1 W
你未够班同我讲数！ 9 W! i  g  w+ ?/ L. ^
16 Two beat six. " X) o" A" L3 z- E
二打六 $ X4 G0 x/ O5 }2 O  ?& l* q3 f
17 Two five son.
2 d5 P; k+ M2 V/ K. {二五仔
6 n1 r8 P7 F& k18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
$ y, l! O+ U2 w. C3 s琴琴青
0 H2 c: C6 X# @. s5 o19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
& E5 Q, E2 _4 n- [2 d9 U我俾D顏色你睇睇！ . T8 _% E6 M0 y0 A+ o2 @6 k
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 3 q! m$ f- d" Z$ F! G
蠢蠢欲動 。 6 ~: `" ^5 z- J" ^- `. Q) s
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 & e* f; X8 q9 f$ h+ P! V5 t8 |% l
人山人海 。
( u; H  e/ ?- D) `3 [! g22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
) c! k' l  N7 W0 l2 d4 t你算老幾?
3 K7 a% R9 I$ \; z# @0 h5 d% a3 n23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 4 i7 k; w, I  s: m( p/ y, G
你講乜鬼? " P( r# I. |; Z& O: ]  R$ v
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 6 L2 e- ], V. o1 F, e
我驚你有牙！ $ H% c6 ~- m) n! ]
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
6 _# T! b, u, W; _- v6 @心花怒放。   
% n1 i" T# B* |$ kFish skin
4 x* h) \0 m1 g5 a% {3 z鱼皮 。 * ]6 W& C/ t5 W" h) `1 ^: ^
Monster of blowing water. # y; E; H4 ^( o+ t5 {, e6 Z
吹水怪。 ! S8 M5 w4 Y0 A9 |2 T. E/ B
Face green green 3 D5 m% z: G& Y; E6 Y. A
面青青。
, m- L9 R# v  E. T2 Q1 r" \You see road carefully
5 z& W) l2 {: |" }& S' w9 O你小心睇路 ( d. S* T: p( J  q4 R7 \+ e" W
You go to street carefully % B2 b$ A5 g- E7 \2 K6 G
你出街小心D。 * `' n; m3 t4 F6 [
Do the world 7 _/ ~6 y9 V4 l5 j
做世界 。 8 M0 r% h2 t! Z: a) D6 F
Big tea rice & g2 R8 O3 R. O% K
大茶饭 。
# l5 d* I) s# _- j- R8 u. mAmerican chinese not enough. ( M( I9 a/ L* w+ ~9 b
美中不足。
- j5 z5 G  D# g4 MKing eight egg. 3 X9 T5 Z: c$ w/ Z# ~1 [" G
王八蛋
( O; s7 M6 y- h4 fHigh hand.
$ j' A2 o0 q/ p4 w3 Z高手
6 }& f! f. |" Y# x6 X* t. g: ]
( J: `# c+ j8 `Old dot. # n+ X/ u* R6 D" X2 \
老点 ; `" y) z2 H& A/ o, D) c. }3 k
One old water
& }# I/ U$ {# M5 [+ a8 }; s  p8 q7 F- R一旧水
! E# ^9 o5 \+ mI know your mouse.
& w1 h" K! c$ ?% E. k我识你老鼠！
  C  F% O; d3 sMeasure water/Pound water.
4 J0 V. @' f8 I磅水
6 _' \) r# f, a6 ~  d# \' S, aA dragon service. 1 x$ ^0 T/ E/ Y3 f' k- z% Q" `
一条龙服务 ; R- O: H2 g. I! c9 x
Pump water.
2 O+ {0 r$ E% f: v8 g**** 9 N! K" g' U& t
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / q! Q4 q' V; D- ^" A9 J$ k
我吹鸡打你班友。
6 Z- u' V6 f5 T% YYou jump building.
% [  T  J- Y- u. y4 P+ W  A你跳楼啦。
; {' v3 I- \4 v7 Q# EYou come back home and eat banana
0 z2 G5 Z- d% m4 p' t你返屋企食蕉啦 / G% k! n+ m/ {/ b" d* o
I give you a hair. 2 I6 I/ x5 p" {2 N
我俾条毛你ar! 3 [$ \7 ~( W4 e- c$ b; _( Z: n
( a( R) L; x  S' M
Collect skin 4 b' V( S2 v' k/ c- D8 E
收皮 ' y: H* F7 c# q
Collect father
$ P* z' `: w/ @9 }+ n2 y收爹 3 K( D; e! k4 L9 ]3 O, ?8 K/ l! G
You give me collect father.
- I* e- G) v6 S) _你同我收爹！ ! ?8 t! g+ S3 V9 r
Laugh die me.
4 t' S4 V' n/ S. L0 p5 ?笑死我。 & p* |1 U9 z. \2 p$ G
You give me stop.
% O0 E2 b- j$ `( v/ l你同我企系度。
+ X0 E  l9 W! m1 qEight woman ' W0 q( C& s& R6 c8 E2 R
八婆 5 x7 l+ v  Y  W
Eight woman,you are good! & i4 `3 @) ]# U4 m
八婆，你好o野!
8 U; W, }2 @0 ^9 c7 bWhat the spring do you do?
( ~* N: \$ t5 C, k; i6 d- i你搞乜春啊?
$ L2 x: Y; R4 tA dog of eating dung
" `) _4 S1 V+ T2 @7 [食屎狗 2 Q. D* f3 t8 i+ \$ }! h8 N
A ghost of ass
2 K1 l; S% w( ], i' F1 Y屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
* o% {6 {, f9 v都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

& b6 A+ e) C( p, O) Y9 d
. a8 y' g4 p3 o1 Z& q; z
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......2 a8 k# T9 L' W
this is not hong kong style english.....
7 A$ N5 O5 E; u" r/ C/ y( ]this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
: u& ?9 t+ c) s7 e0 Ci've already ban this shit.../ Z9 ^. V/ }& d! P. i7 u( s% V
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.