香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ) L; D) m% d/ S, \* d
甘多人死，唔见你死。 * Q$ I1 U. y2 Z+ N: q6 r
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? % ~- I0 h0 u5 y' @8 D( t& p0 C5 V
你教我以后点出嚟行?
5 ~& t, E' @  U' A+ q2 u* J4 g3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ' @. V9 u  ^) Q5 k" `3 p
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 , T4 e: L& t. t  J3 |2 X
4 "I saw a pork chop" # o$ U9 c* L( ?8 U  N- W
我见到件猪扒啊。 0 }; i' O* d! [4 s1 N6 M( ?
5 Are you road? % e6 M" D: l% C2 e3 A
你系咪路啊？
! ]& x* h4 n2 k8 z6 What the water are you?
2 B8 E, ^4 |* s# j4 N) ~你系乜水啊？
. P+ b4 G5 B) U, e% [: M! ~7 Do you big me?
4 K/ j# C* V+ T你大我啊？
6 v# S6 W- n4 n& M$ r8 Zebra chops people.
6 _+ W4 x3 k- k& w班马劈友。 1 y' U6 V3 U) f; Z
9 The king of the cutting girl. 6 @4 q# _* a/ k* f( r
界女王。 , Q' k' C& W" v$ e1 i! R
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
* v" D7 ~9 U3 j; c批我个头俾你当凳坐。
% D1 N: t$ A/ A- q' ~11 Do you think me didn't arrive?   z, Z; F% g- t3 I' T3 M2 Y
你当我无到？
2 V- @# W; Z& _4 A& A) |12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 6 c2 j5 \8 F" R' @$ f5 s
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
0 A* v  r( B4 A1 h8 b7 }13 Today I was very black son.
9 v& v- a+ k- Y% k+ B* i  ?- m今日我好黑仔。 7 C' [0 A  c9 L- D
14 I am wearing grass.
* p9 `0 V$ b% C" w* _- _我着紧草。 " I% |' C; @/ h+ S
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! C" F+ U! [: e+ g- j你未够班同我讲数！
" `1 T" ~# S* z  A16 Two beat six.
! b8 \/ T  I1 ~9 F: k3 I! @* r二打六
$ E1 k+ B( n- |3 ^17 Two five son. ) c% u, s* Z& n; b2 h2 v4 j
二五仔
' U" W' h3 F. B* m% _: t% A6 T18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
+ T4 ^% F# ?* ]. r; y琴琴青 * {- K+ g0 j8 |7 \
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
. f2 C% h9 u: V4 U我俾D顏色你睇睇！   G6 P; O* K6 `! y
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ! N3 p; O3 o& B5 j* P
蠢蠢欲動 。
2 x/ u/ i$ c* b9 b4 p1 P21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 % r0 h- S% q6 H- [
人山人海 。
7 A+ h0 C4 H  g22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 * F6 B8 [1 g& j
你算老幾? # N8 e/ P5 [1 c0 i9 T0 O
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
, [; J$ i. T) I) @你講乜鬼? , ]8 k% k0 f; `0 N
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　   P+ @& I8 I" ^" Y: R$ F& \( ?
我驚你有牙！
# R# ?! |' {! J25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ; E5 i5 ^, i, {( _9 W2 w
心花怒放。   
& x5 O$ Z! v3 HFish skin ( B9 s& ^- h4 {7 e
鱼皮 。 ( v+ i2 b" E; K
Monster of blowing water.
: d# W. [8 R7 I5 q# t" x吹水怪。
% P" O7 A+ P8 H) z, hFace green green
  q+ t0 @: @) A4 {+ U6 z6 P8 A面青青。
0 ^7 M7 g7 b3 P1 T+ _! Q  k/ yYou see road carefully , T6 z; W7 K$ K8 V
你小心睇路 3 C, T/ a% b, d! r0 u$ O
You go to street carefully
! C2 z' F% g/ m/ I你出街小心D。 ' }6 f! n2 q4 m" q! g7 R% Z/ y
Do the world
6 t% c5 \4 _7 j( N+ E7 O6 g- a做世界 。
- Q0 N; {7 ^/ p/ B, G7 ^6 cBig tea rice 1 k% M$ w* F, ?4 }4 }) @
大茶饭 。 / z! s) H& \' l0 V8 P- R; ^
American chinese not enough.
5 U0 `5 Y: O. h% [; a美中不足。
; y) x$ G0 B+ v( X. s, TKing eight egg.
2 A, w. o4 U% _& g* f; o王八蛋   m8 i9 |+ D6 T  [& |( d
High hand.
8 E7 {2 C% S1 X高手
$ o* R' S- h: e8 X# n" g7 m* B9 x) B$ H, N
Old dot.
, b7 R/ T2 x9 [' `2 I: t老点
. l* [1 y' L' R3 }1 ?One old water 3 W# L& a& o- j/ d; L) W
一旧水 0 l3 B. _; M& ~* }: m
I know your mouse.
* S1 `3 z7 ^5 Q! K3 f1 x: B我识你老鼠！ . `  l5 Z, G0 m
Measure water/Pound water.
3 b4 Q; S. J: a$ h! e3 O1 }磅水 # b3 Z# f1 o/ C9 k4 [
A dragon service. $ J7 g+ V/ e4 c9 ~' t: W
一条龙服务
8 x5 f- w: V7 O/ a# T; G0 HPump water.
: m" l% j9 R$ _/ b( i**** ( ^, f# s5 Q( r# _& @8 x+ _# r
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
; U  `: w6 w1 Y, |9 A  D我吹鸡打你班友。
) G* c" V9 ~* ?5 Y7 n, _+ L' }) RYou jump building.
0 N3 t7 M5 D3 w, V你跳楼啦。
* d! `0 C' [7 bYou come back home and eat banana $ Q$ e$ f5 q. s' q* u
你返屋企食蕉啦
9 y  b2 T; o: \3 rI give you a hair. $ P' a! R/ b$ W9 m9 u$ Y+ c. u
我俾条毛你ar! ! \" [( `! K1 n9 k
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Collect skin
  _2 V$ C& F8 k/ q1 E1 X收皮 5 m/ B% r7 f2 C# d8 u) x* V. m! e
Collect father / M' ?# H9 V' W, h1 Y+ f4 j
收爹 ) a1 y. `. ^# @' ]9 T
You give me collect father.
6 D) R  l9 U1 ?( t, ~, i# p5 ?+ o, `你同我收爹！
# H, X. u6 D/ n* B( W; Z/ HLaugh die me. ) W- w! p( k  r* ?5 h
笑死我。 2 ?$ n% e5 h' n$ y2 s+ X7 G
You give me stop.
& G8 Q/ O0 S; L( P" i5 E你同我企系度。 3 b- T$ I  M# g2 d) Y
Eight woman
- l0 l) M+ K4 t" q  T9 X, v/ _八婆 6 r: y+ G. j: N/ L: l
Eight woman,you are good!
" c" k8 X+ U8 m2 H八婆，你好o野! 6 l4 w, ~8 b  p7 J
What the spring do you do?
4 y) C( V! M$ }  H. R, M你搞乜春啊?
" m- m( r4 K- t# X; A; p9 x9 kA dog of eating dung 1 t4 [2 E. ]0 d' U% o6 T
食屎狗 ) c" }1 c4 I0 W6 U- Z
A ghost of ass & `6 P$ i4 e5 @3 b8 T2 b
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....: a' v# ?8 \& w/ ~6 |2 F
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

4 t- c/ p/ ]+ h0 S+ {; b' o* T, w7 x1 q/ I" `
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
' G0 d3 x& x8 W7 jthis is not hong kong style english.....7 }1 a9 M& i% a9 ^4 c- q, A
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
1 d& _9 P1 f2 Oi've already ban this shit...; m, T7 u1 H+ u
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.