香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. - |  n* G4 L( \& ?6 q# p! d
甘多人死，唔见你死。
( {+ s6 w9 v( [) u" u2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? : a% n$ g. K3 h  W! d
你教我以后点出嚟行?
: y$ ~# Y; I+ L0 g8 s2 e: ]3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
% v: v! ]* b: g* w如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
" u; t; g5 L( i) c( j9 ]/ _2 s4 "I saw a pork chop" ( g9 g5 P7 l  I6 S8 \3 T
我见到件猪扒啊。
- H. j. E- a! ]4 ^5 Are you road?
# e8 P4 Q3 A) P4 c/ S你系咪路啊？ ( b) A' H$ N' u% V  y, Y
6 What the water are you? + G: ~  G$ s$ X% n
你系乜水啊？
* |8 C% H) {( O8 J7 Do you big me?
% C2 r" f; Y0 o' S! i你大我啊？
1 _; u2 T* a7 p4 q8 Zebra chops people.
' l1 _4 |" O3 ]5 s+ l! u1 Z1 n班马劈友。 4 N6 a2 e+ p" s1 D3 J% H6 L
9 The king of the cutting girl.
' y$ n6 ?9 ^, H  J9 n界女王。 & L# a2 }( }8 M' X2 h3 ?( P
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ; r6 l# h: Y1 C# O6 {# A# F, Y
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 7 ^9 R% c/ ~* `
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 0 j, a! p% ~! \. q( c. `$ k9 d
你当我无到？
: V5 w- _2 U2 ^8 O8 H12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 0 B2 |& w1 g1 o# N' [0 }/ [) o( `
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ' \7 q/ g( t6 o1 h* b8 M& D$ e
13 Today I was very black son.
2 a3 L) x. X& h: f; y( m9 Q今日我好黑仔。
& y8 X- R  @3 \  D! O14 I am wearing grass.
9 z$ f1 n2 ?. ]+ `我着紧草。 - i! N' D6 S& X# d
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! * E% N$ I5 H8 P2 ]- ?5 }
你未够班同我讲数！
' g2 j7 {% \0 r1 F; T) E& J16 Two beat six. $ w7 E7 _1 w6 Y  A  e
二打六
# Y9 j/ y; L* H2 M( O. S9 D' b- d17 Two five son. - L. k( q. d+ s( R
二五仔
  H! z$ ~9 Z% p9 o# r6 R. L18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 / P8 e1 P* x4 S, m) m# z
琴琴青
6 a# F. c! ?0 ]3 _  ~9 q9 Y19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 # W9 h  b$ C) |' _
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
  d3 ^4 Q7 _3 \5 n" }20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 % a. U3 }$ g7 Z0 r% s6 J! \
蠢蠢欲動 。
# l9 b; V: y: p2 X21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
) Q4 K" j. ^( P# `6 F2 [人山人海 。 / S* a- o* [+ f
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ' ~: ]2 r) x$ E3 h' f& A
你算老幾? , h, w1 u2 @! c- p: G9 \* f& v5 I
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
2 y  S3 b& E! z4 X! w你講乜鬼? ) _& q  ~7 l+ b' H  s
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
2 Q8 J1 r, R4 D! V& p2 r9 j我驚你有牙！ 8 {! L; A1 n1 }, _  Q
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
5 Z! ~) p$ M( U心花怒放。   # l# R3 y. A, ~" E, ~6 }! l1 a: {4 W
Fish skin
! }. J; ?# B5 z" e, I; m: h8 N$ t2 ^" ]% K8 d鱼皮 。 4 I5 G2 H( E6 [* W6 r
Monster of blowing water.
2 S& w( W$ M) N9 w吹水怪。 3 V6 y$ v' \2 e& p) R
Face green green 4 Q8 Z) T2 L4 U& \" s$ R9 U4 q
面青青。 9 i* K% K3 I8 J
You see road carefully
) I! p  k6 M7 e3 S你小心睇路 1 k# U) O# L% S4 ]: a
You go to street carefully
% B' N& w/ |% s3 `- F% h! R3 }你出街小心D。 6 N* o/ s2 O* w
Do the world 1 l( P% v' M% f% N4 Y$ k
做世界 。
4 v7 s, i% H( y! d# G2 m$ KBig tea rice
# b* c3 c8 \9 y( F  ~# o  J; j大茶饭 。
- H3 u: A7 \0 \8 z0 }, u' @American chinese not enough.
9 ?+ B; C; k, a: t& f美中不足。 % u: J' y5 u! W
King eight egg.
) g: O& n. w; Q3 L王八蛋
9 N  J6 A1 T$ M9 P4 v, q; uHigh hand.
: [$ y- L) [" k% c高手 1 ?3 Z1 k: F( x. T' X& c( p
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Old dot.
5 ]& a& w" m" Q' X老点 ( I! R4 R4 ^2 _9 q, D: `( k
One old water
8 l- `: M: o8 f' ]一旧水
0 P8 J+ ^5 f7 k% ?) x4 P( dI know your mouse.
  H" n* W/ S5 y  G- v我识你老鼠！
2 _- A, i! g  p3 g: [# rMeasure water/Pound water. ; ~9 s& M. b& c0 r$ h4 p
磅水 : _$ Q9 j5 D* T  r, X4 T3 E+ O
A dragon service. & p) O0 s: {8 K; ]" e$ p
一条龙服务
( }- Y% I& ^; A# C! `Pump water. + b1 Q5 [. C: Z! P+ M3 |# `1 J: B
****
9 d* B" H. x" d* {# ?I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
, H; k" K3 E% ~! ?7 ~我吹鸡打你班友。
! a/ k1 X0 ^7 b+ oYou jump building. 3 Z0 I$ W7 R! x8 J2 t9 N1 l
你跳楼啦。
  ?; P: v" Z* x; u' x2 p" wYou come back home and eat banana
/ b7 |8 e) n% E; D8 M; m8 H- k; ?你返屋企食蕉啦 - q) j# G2 s0 ]$ S
I give you a hair.
# Z; l, L3 e# S我俾条毛你ar! ; r, z# e8 ^/ k" \/ B

! m1 v+ m" |8 tCollect skin
) ~: ~- z" b# z收皮
4 h7 t6 @2 a% }7 f5 `Collect father
; J4 H& ?9 A. r收爹 / a0 ~  F$ i8 S+ h
You give me collect father. * K  @9 x8 t# M( \
你同我收爹！ / H2 m% J( a1 f1 B
Laugh die me. 9 `3 q1 _2 Y! I
笑死我。 5 m! l7 \* R0 v( m' z
You give me stop. ! `0 y' v, `( m) Q, v3 I! {
你同我企系度。 $ e7 Y; O) j' A+ y4 g1 V1 ~
Eight woman
$ B+ P& y0 o1 J八婆 7 B5 X7 U2 B( X) f! P8 f, B
Eight woman,you are good! ) C; \$ O" A8 w
八婆，你好o野!
5 T7 Y0 W" P# ~7 |0 uWhat the spring do you do? : j6 Y1 w/ ~9 b) Y# ~
你搞乜春啊? 0 T# m3 E* `! H0 Q$ @4 O* O! C4 m
A dog of eating dung 8 f6 S2 U7 \7 v: z; i# \
食屎狗
8 y9 m" P- r  ]6 E, t! _( lA ghost of ass
9 F9 r" Z4 O2 P* E& i* s屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....9 x! t+ Q. x$ Y# J( [7 Q1 N( [
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......  i" M) P& U1 X3 P8 v3 O8 M
this is not hong kong style english.....8 `( T. U1 }( v1 T+ s0 z
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
# D1 K9 h: R. Z3 B- Li've already ban this shit...
; u+ D/ _! D  U# g" s. w4 tdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.