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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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" Q/ e' ?. n/ dPiano piano green 琴琴青
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- Z9 j8 k" R4 h! E4 JPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 , Y0 }9 W: ^8 n: A# V0 \. s

0 h" p% q. `: U- w& lI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! " F' D" {& f6 n( B( I8 t# S6 H

: C; T8 v6 U8 T& x- oYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! " m- o. d4 I0 U' G5 d8 G0 y

  K2 ^& s# L: Q  QIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 " k6 d6 {( a: j* f1 g. y

' g; I4 s& L/ I+ `Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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  Q) H8 E0 [- D, _" xBlow water吹水! h6 W+ Z8 A+ I6 ^8 G* T
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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) u% C# o. K" U+ Q3 o) cBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
( T1 E  b, _+ P3 T1 n8 Q; r9 _. U7 K我吹雞打你班友 。 $ n: f4 N. M9 a# o/ U6 h
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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4 Q$ w  n' A* l, gFace green green臉青青 。 ' ?3 t/ m" o9 c/ d, n
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
" t( R9 U2 b8 ?1 D點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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4 O# ]( n9 H0 g+ V  IYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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& I' `( e) D; Q) y; a9 y  P& FEat banana食蕉
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# ^, A8 z- F! ^- ^$ k) KYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ; \/ ~4 V0 v: [7 W) P

& O/ e+ H0 q7 B  s8 LHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 5 l# W, j( O/ w. ^

/ B7 |3 L0 n* n, r2 eWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 4 c, S/ K3 s. L. a5 X9 _3 s

; W* t* j2 K0 g: b; G, H' [Do you big me?你大我呀? # ~. k$ J# }& I( c& j' t5 g+ u

: j. F) U5 A1 \( _- l# hZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ' D7 ]9 o/ I9 F5 T+ S; K' v
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Do the world做世界 。
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) k& {6 r3 A# x) pBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 5 Q4 M) E* u# C4 u4 Q' x
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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0 I) X0 n% z8 X0 O4 q+ MCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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# G7 x# j: v- v5 e8 oI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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0 U4 Q0 k* K5 i  }) xDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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: x) `: U: {- M3 q3 @7 nAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 6 h1 a* z9 X& g
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
6 j% R( b  U2 c2 R, C' m; s( ^* y你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! . {, f* Q+ M! L
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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) i8 d9 b# a# d! ?King eight egg.王八蛋 ) l# a. t+ }, C' C, |& N
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Black son黑仔 3 N" B; E0 z. ]" }' K! c( d

$ I7 Y! t  P0 N( o9 |$ c/ g. y0 jToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 2 B4 F) I9 h0 f' a+ y
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 . S$ M' t- V( b! F+ x  `, A

- s% J4 e4 r  D8 B/ h8 nI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 3 e4 [1 A3 {" u1 [& H) A: _
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High hand.高手 # a/ W  j! h) m3 a% l1 `8 e& s: w: Q
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 / [& [" ~2 j: @4 j6 k# {
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 4 g2 G( ]8 ]2 s+ ]& V
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ) s1 [8 F/ L; Y# j# R3 _: M6 C

- [; i  s# D) X- X: L" y, m7 qA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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) f& Z1 o0 @9 X2 z6 nA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ' G2 ^. S% f. G& ~  [4 H* [, W, p

( y& b( q: y( Y2 O+ ~Hold hold water.楂楂水 $ o/ J# s/ D. P1 Z2 M2 v7 Z" c' L, I# s

8 H; D9 A  [0 f0 X/ D8 Q! r5 QPump water.抽水
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# \- Y7 a, M9 W. ]6 A; X$ bTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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( n) t8 _6 l, f. H8 T5 Pyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳% C# J; X3 {6 P
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:$ y7 X/ Z9 C  X
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳; G. h  _; [( C1 h$ w
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
$ H5 S; C. ^1 X0 pd人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
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2 i- L4 W( E9 Q6 v" c好無聊下
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。0 @- j; N6 u( W% k1 Y; [+ U
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
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i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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