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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ' K1 |) O& L1 Y4 y! d: C t
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(轉)港式英語
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: d, P& y: {3 iPiano piano green 琴琴青 : F+ n Q7 J; ~. t. W3 _5 W* V7 j
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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8 J; ^ C3 @& o3 B: EI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! % j7 Z, G% G2 w/ Q# y+ z* ?
9 k6 |5 f& p p) ^6 J7 SYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 3 k: \9 L% t3 f3 k W" ~9 O4 _
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ! Q: b" f5 n: O; j4 M8 c% {
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! . v) }1 l/ e a
$ ^/ C$ T @- R1 B# c/ OFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 " `: s: g: X2 u- e% a
; y" G; f5 ~$ y' L# p5 v5 w, t. xfall on your street.""你個"K" 4 ?6 d: h- t; m3 z
- k- b" E }/ U0 O& x6 W( R/ IBlow water吹水! O% z7 [1 j0 u
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 4 c2 l. p2 `, Z, x" I
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
; ^" `' I" j( O8 W9 i3 N# D% ?我吹雞打你班友 。 - C" E+ u) o6 ]' t& s" e
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ( S2 V' S' h4 C* f ~
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Face green green臉青青 。
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" y0 Y/ f5 ~8 C. _9 S"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 4 V5 ]+ b1 X7 b& Y% M# a
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 1 K# `* [6 w5 M9 U; y3 _3 }
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 # E" |- m0 t% T A8 Y
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 9 k7 J+ G# R7 W H
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 # t( m2 S0 y/ d. L$ v# E4 V: T
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ' c/ Z+ }9 h& p. ^
$ E q5 [8 Z. r# ~What the water are you?你係乜水?
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9 }+ Y* p3 `+ U- d+ i5 e) X- c! B( MWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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q* H, q4 \& u+ m) t3 w' g6 jDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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! L2 a; M$ C. J# d1 U! @* m/ J! @Big tea rice大茶飯 。 * |! {9 @! d. N9 m% P! n
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? $ O/ B( c1 g2 s' a$ u
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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G1 J2 K2 k# T. W0 eI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 7 U$ Q; i$ `5 L) ]) B% N( o
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Collect father收爹
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5 P1 i- ^# O6 wYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 9 X# E$ v1 E5 }- n" m4 M/ [
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 7 f; H. f: W) W* k
+ S, `3 K& b* Q9 vYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 5 j' u1 K. N) y! [0 T
% D# f9 D2 [8 u5 `! wAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 5 L/ r) w2 ~; L4 R$ _# j0 C/ D! _
1 [. q1 }2 \3 k" g: W1 `Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. # l% B/ t* ?9 B2 N" u
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ! `( I) P/ S+ N. m7 [) E7 w
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Eight woman八婆 # I4 k" _4 I* @! U: j
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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$ l9 e @- O. H& iBlack son黑仔 1 A- |& d5 C- y
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! & F d4 x$ S7 t$ ]) l! D$ t) n$ W
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& d! b6 B4 F) V, N0 j1 ~. d: SI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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" a# x ]- X# b0 iI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! % d8 x) B+ y& T, m" C9 J! k6 Z
$ |, O9 r# Q/ D6 S6 JHigh hand.高手
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: h+ f5 c" k9 d% B0 k- V7 N/ k JA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ; F" W2 O+ g$ n& h& ]
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Good mother.好娘 9 @/ ]0 K; m% S: n; l" ~
- L V- h C! k9 ]/ ^. yYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ' `- t& E# L7 S2 [+ k% n1 l4 V
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Old dot.老點 $ t f. G& K, p( r
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One old water 一舊水 2 b; H& d/ X: Z5 C$ p1 o. r
5 r" M$ E y: N+ F! TWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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+ w7 `$ p0 l! s, P! S9 QA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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' ?: Y$ `: Z5 q: rMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 % ?( B- r' C* L+ O' V
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 # E' j Q; A# ]
7 G6 [% Q1 s2 s8 i7 y- J% VHold hold water.楂楂水 7 E4 D/ u8 n% k. t
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Pump water.抽水
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. H8 |& ~6 B" `Two hit six.二打六
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! y8 J; f8 \5 }5 |& i [Two five boy.二五仔 |
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