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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  : A w& I0 P' b A* v
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+ [' V6 { h8 D2 @3 f6 L/ J(轉)港式英語
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/ C6 _6 h$ ]& k0 u/ S% y% PPiano piano green 琴琴青
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1 a5 z9 X+ k4 F6 k$ q* o) |0 aPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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- u4 x5 e1 X% j! d- tI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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/ y; s! |7 Q7 C/ U" V0 Y" f" \You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 0 r& l3 ~( L2 A( s- y
6 ]8 z' o) }3 c3 B) n. \6 g) H% TI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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1 q. z5 B1 `7 d' g( o* `If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 8 }/ }* U7 ?% B3 O
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ; A. b1 P' P, ?; S" p* A; q! ]# e
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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+ C, g/ H! F: g. D, ^4 }7 CBlow chicken吹雞 6 l, o: r5 g4 d( v% h8 K, Q
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. & W5 m; p0 f, `, L! [. ?! \
我吹雞打你班友 。 + x8 j8 M$ V. Y4 u6 s( m* c
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 k- Y* t! a2 X5 L8 I
( N$ u0 h9 a$ E1 I' ?Face green green臉青青 。 + x2 O" G% `! ~. P) p; C
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ( t8 V9 \# K$ \
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ' r! K, P% s6 ^+ V$ u( S
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 : i0 v4 M: r# X0 {" S
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ; b% v' e J) y
0 Q% p: L2 R/ }* _# g! ?/ sPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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+ _" A' K, n: f. ^! d& lAre you road?你係唔係路呀? : B( A6 }: t* q" h
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Eat banana食蕉 9 x4 g; ?) G" k0 @) b7 ~& q
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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$ E ~% x& Y4 a" {! GHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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# R8 K* @. W! n5 r7 B0 n0 hWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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& {: ?: E" U, v n; \& ^7 \) ^Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 1 ?4 U2 B5 ?( R: S+ N5 R
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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6 |& ^9 T# c0 J5 QWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 0 C0 e+ e# }- ^& l8 t& Y
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Cut girl 界女 ) G" I# J$ E- _$ ~7 `8 l6 z
; O! F0 P" e$ R" Q' @/ o* dThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 4 C3 f4 E$ q8 i7 @! c, h1 S V
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 7 J) f! I! Q. w4 Y) c
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! % B# I* L( |0 r; x
$ F9 w6 J4 \# _% H, |* u/ FCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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+ r/ H& z* x0 K2 R- h9 `% X5 jDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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" e( ^( Q; [0 h# m9 C/ iLaugh die me.笑死我。 # E- O: `" d0 O' M5 w! ]
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 & A* F% h8 \& X" x9 a" l
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ! t+ \8 r" [9 ~" i
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. . J. `7 ^6 [7 S+ V
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 9 \% A6 [8 O# X! i+ r
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Eight woman八婆 $ y; u! Y! J2 J2 `2 G9 [7 U7 w
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! + _- c6 ]- i4 o- }+ o
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ) u5 s ]' `1 P% C% ^. e) ^
n% a/ `# |) @) d. F* HBlack son黑仔 6 A |1 [% F% X# _+ Q
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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T) ]2 `1 v! ?2 n7 W: u% s# T/ k% |) MWear grass著草 & U4 P" a1 j5 w: r1 y5 C% Y4 h8 W1 Q
5 o3 c- N6 ]- X# t7 mI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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1 F3 v) G7 D' l( hI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ' k% E5 U6 Z. X) P; M- x" [
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High hand.高手 - z) ^7 y$ {; n8 G; t
4 r4 \: y0 G% U3 mA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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/ k- A( ]) z7 s' d2 K& V5 |0 h$ STo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 / U) J @- g$ o w8 w
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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7 R- s7 D ]' c L' OOne old water 一舊水
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& O- i6 e$ }. R) s% k* rWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? ' B2 I& C# m* \' f5 w& P* ?# O
8 f$ U4 ^9 t: o; i7 UA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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! i1 ^; r$ j4 s: j! u! HHold hold water.楂楂水
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; S0 j( J; O# UPump water.抽水
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4 m1 w- d8 Q1 uTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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