香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 6 ]* l2 D" V5 E6 v& f
甘多人死，唔见你死。
6 f, q3 p8 T) n) G) s2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
- d! R, W2 Z5 I7 r' C4 p* C2 S你教我以后点出嚟行? 6 ]* Q; E5 n' T4 ^: c3 o6 T( B
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 9 k& v$ k" J0 y/ @
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ) D" X8 f: q  \* h
4 "I saw a pork chop"
& W! {) A; T2 o# n9 D我见到件猪扒啊。 1 S3 q3 n2 S) X- m' i  {- C- D
5 Are you road? 3 `& |) f; L3 @# o7 t' m/ M
你系咪路啊？ 0 H& Y" t. k* x  w( r
6 What the water are you? 4 ^/ Y. o! i5 i
你系乜水啊？ 6 K- i  r" F' z. s- @
7 Do you big me? % Y. z* J( R" l
你大我啊？
0 b5 [" n% e0 z( D% `  g5 x  M8 Zebra chops people. & Z! c9 V: e8 F
班马劈友。 6 V9 [( Z/ t3 g0 |1 D5 r6 e1 j" O
9 The king of the cutting girl.
( z4 @# k- r' j$ [( q' z界女王。
) W! Z" f. o# R! R7 s10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. : _+ N3 R1 l0 T/ C- ~
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 " s# v) H; q9 N: ^
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? # S. ^$ s6 W$ Q/ W7 q' ]5 P+ O% j
你当我无到？
  a* @7 A+ I" ?" d12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
# J( D/ J2 v" J# m; x; q你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ " l1 D& z, b  `# G' s
13 Today I was very black son.
+ A  D0 g4 ^  B今日我好黑仔。
8 G% U( e/ f" I4 I! K* G; O' n14 I am wearing grass. 5 |5 u, h, c6 c* B  X/ k7 B
我着紧草。
9 i9 y6 f- s; I4 j/ _15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! : o( j9 L+ U3 _9 ^
你未够班同我讲数！
: C# a0 p/ h8 @# c; a2 Z16 Two beat six.
8 c9 x1 `/ T6 }% g" f+ ~0 i( d二打六
6 N& w* v" a8 b& |; U/ b17 Two five son.
) V- g% R& q- ~$ t二五仔 1 X/ ~; J8 z- u" s% O
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 - U4 ?4 g' ~  D
琴琴青 9 X! I# X" d& i0 M6 G
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 + s  y1 Z5 \5 C3 U+ b5 H3 }
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
# H5 G4 o9 h( A3 Q2 g" y20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 # E2 {' K7 I8 Y& @# T# ?
蠢蠢欲動 。 - n2 X8 ~  X1 f
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
) a9 ~. Q0 P4 e) z% o! b. ^( d4 h人山人海 。
& u' p. y% G8 G, {2 Y22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 6 D- e$ H0 b7 p4 o8 ~) k
你算老幾? + {. @- W8 A  h3 _  _7 J
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
+ V& W1 {: w& ?* o) P3 L你講乜鬼? $ h+ F; g- x4 b. b2 C
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　   J" y: T4 [7 Q
我驚你有牙！ 0 [5 _- i6 R# i: Z0 I+ u+ V
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 " E& Y' {, q& b( A7 c
心花怒放。   # M& D0 H/ C" @! k
Fish skin
6 e$ E4 t4 q3 {4 o1 k鱼皮 。 $ o4 T6 x' K2 `* u& B( S
Monster of blowing water.
: G; Q) O: N0 i" T吹水怪。   I% r2 G5 E; y, p- w7 u8 M! h
Face green green
  L% O# s. g* g8 a- a9 \1 R面青青。
! k  V" K2 H& g& z) V# q# u- `: y9 NYou see road carefully ) {9 z) a2 X( y# ]* Q0 ]2 \
你小心睇路
& m  A  h9 l3 W6 CYou go to street carefully 6 [- u5 F/ P3 x" E4 T3 h
你出街小心D。 3 f9 s$ b7 Q$ P4 u2 V  ]
Do the world
" @9 U0 z5 d4 k1 M/ y/ w# u做世界 。 8 x4 S% G) J: p# |- v) \
Big tea rice
3 s% r3 D- c( M0 F大茶饭 。 9 m' t, {# E4 {0 S/ y
American chinese not enough.
1 k7 Y- r* @8 [: m0 m; T7 E  L美中不足。 : z& n/ @7 o* @
King eight egg. ) @' o( L; [# g* T; o
王八蛋 1 _0 ]8 a5 e) @5 k& N% G. S: n
High hand. ; \; [! i! A8 O9 I! K  U* R; \
高手
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- _5 D$ l: k+ p7 O2 H# XOld dot.
' t2 A( J5 I( S  v老点 / v) ?, g8 T% S6 j& ?
One old water
( \9 X) j) B- Y" E# E! r2 f/ U# u9 ^一旧水 0 `: d& Y4 S+ k# u, r0 N' z
I know your mouse. / H* O# t" a. ]/ f0 Z
我识你老鼠！
( ?8 f4 ]) y8 ?: x( d' B3 g' [  OMeasure water/Pound water.
+ I9 _) X9 Z3 W) v磅水 9 O6 ]9 d% L! S" n
A dragon service. ( L( B; G* s) {+ k: R
一条龙服务 * a$ T: [0 L' ~8 Q" `& k
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: \; V0 k  i! W# v我吹鸡打你班友。 ; t# J$ e0 Y9 a' c4 t
You jump building. 4 q' n2 e% ^9 t; Y3 P. F
你跳楼啦。 ' n7 C- y) X+ L$ {: Q2 w( J2 X
You come back home and eat banana
/ A/ E1 u# T* E6 U! J# o7 c你返屋企食蕉啦
( h8 v' S& |( m1 e1 \- m2 z8 m% FI give you a hair. $ R5 I5 t- j$ ]3 Q2 F# A# b
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin " C9 A) m' N, S) Q
收皮 * D0 K: a+ ?" T& w
Collect father
/ r! }- R/ ]0 I. k! d$ G收爹
. _( a4 Z$ \) I6 _+ NYou give me collect father.
* ?- T& l7 O! H+ L" h  K你同我收爹！ # o& A. B$ f7 H' _" q$ I
Laugh die me.
' B' B7 @2 D- q笑死我。
& W. d; N$ `2 P' a3 f. \4 rYou give me stop.
% `- U- T& s" j& L你同我企系度。
, f$ ~$ _* [. I: L9 w* o/ }+ R, T6 l+ MEight woman
; j2 g" e' {& L. l' \八婆 0 @' Z% f' c0 V- x: f( q. O
Eight woman,you are good! : ?& T; A" k% M. g; x
八婆，你好o野! 0 D) c, d! [0 t
What the spring do you do?
& u/ R4 v. \3 R; I( y你搞乜春啊? $ a6 J. ~% O2 ^" ~( A" s
A dog of eating dung   k- M% @& b& R' P
食屎狗
7 T7 z; i1 a4 H, _" x: B* R) a- QA ghost of ass ; n6 H- L" [% N6 i: U9 ^' Q3 |
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....+ f1 U7 m( D% m0 ~
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

& d' C8 H% Z5 C3 j1 t

! o( ^; S5 {- w# F; ^- Itotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......8 k0 S6 X0 Y- z& x4 B8 ?2 O
this is not hong kong style english.....; _+ s; Q' _+ M' a
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....7 w/ `8 |0 G+ X( e( J. \
i've already ban this shit...2 {( |, Q% I( L/ j6 o# X: Z
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.