香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 4 s/ d6 C4 r* S) n
甘多人死，唔见你死。
  U& R1 M2 u& X, x6 _4 t+ t2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 0 T1 s$ G: j$ Z  X+ t: K
你教我以后点出嚟行?
9 ^) m9 ]7 n) I% N+ V3 I3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 3 l0 \: i! d4 K7 \6 s0 Q: j7 I0 W" Z
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
! U9 @$ a. {4 s  G! k8 i4 "I saw a pork chop"
! ^( K; h9 g: ?) D8 {我见到件猪扒啊。
0 s. \0 B8 e" V( i7 B! D5 Are you road?
4 |3 `6 O" N0 ^. N) Y你系咪路啊？
. E. H% Y' V* ?( ]$ Z* m6 q6 What the water are you? + x$ H+ S+ \* m. x* `
你系乜水啊？ 3 S9 C9 Y! I# y* B
7 Do you big me?
. n4 p4 L; H: J8 ~$ `# f  {; R: M你大我啊？ # Z5 f- n5 `* E
8 Zebra chops people.
7 b. S: O5 f6 j/ t4 `' |- g班马劈友。 / A; i$ j8 q8 K+ |: u  v9 N3 k6 m
9 The king of the cutting girl.
( b  Q0 Y- a& v! ]7 x8 I界女王。 2 n7 P6 b% P' @
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
0 M9 V/ z" w: U4 [1 p. G1 R批我个头俾你当凳坐。
5 b/ ^8 z$ x, g; {7 ~# w! v! O: e11 Do you think me didn't arrive? . D$ b! T* C# z( a2 B$ E, c0 R
你当我无到？
; {0 n2 v( J0 i/ i1 d12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
6 x9 B. t5 h/ @+ c你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
  l. ]8 f7 ^* ?' d6 h; L13 Today I was very black son.
$ U7 w. h- \& C. H+ |9 J, T今日我好黑仔。
. z6 q8 d+ V$ ?2 I' ?& D4 `14 I am wearing grass.
) b# i% M; J$ k/ X4 D- W- D我着紧草。 / }+ K; m, y  B; r/ U" [/ c7 q1 I
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
) p. A5 r" g+ i8 T你未够班同我讲数！ & Z5 Y' q+ Y$ y. l$ X. \( ?
16 Two beat six.
" h4 N& _. y: A+ o二打六
0 v; p% P! ~7 M17 Two five son.
0 I3 e, B. N0 m1 {3 j' S二五仔
2 a0 h5 A9 A( B+ v, @  Z18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
/ Y2 x0 z. X  s3 M' r7 f$ o7 B7 r琴琴青 % f% D) a# x" I8 J/ w6 J/ P: Y
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 $ |; W2 ?, M/ _, h- Z. w
我俾D顏色你睇睇！   Y/ n# h7 ~# o
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 6 Z* C) h$ b5 d8 t( H
蠢蠢欲動 。 & h$ J$ j! n$ n* x+ n
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 5 @( d0 D$ O  b0 I* ^* e
人山人海 。 # R: k8 Z. S- W* K
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
+ Y6 X9 h! C6 K9 R+ W你算老幾?
" |8 |+ r5 y( n# K3 f; Y4 ^4 ^23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
' `' y1 p5 ]( I你講乜鬼? % o! r1 A- Q9 {
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
, Y7 r( {; b# s7 `) x我驚你有牙！
. v% Y4 V  K1 y; y25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
, r* C5 D6 h4 d  A: P9 V0 _心花怒放。   # @4 B( E4 d0 I; p8 e2 u
Fish skin
, k+ ^2 G  e( N1 }鱼皮 。
$ E0 V5 [8 D) HMonster of blowing water. 1 o7 n; H; L$ K- _; }1 h
吹水怪。 ! o$ X1 q' ~/ X4 ~) o# y4 k
Face green green 3 f% ]& y7 U+ g( Q
面青青。 ' I1 E! V/ ?* s' k$ U( A
You see road carefully 9 I- f8 R/ O; @5 _! N; n2 K: `
你小心睇路 . \# O  ~$ h" W* N* ~2 g5 k
You go to street carefully # e/ ~* E" o$ s( g5 F
你出街小心D。
$ x) i5 A" ]. H$ J! \* wDo the world
8 r' _1 P2 o! W" h! H( i# E$ ~做世界 。 & m5 m! S' b( i% z/ l
Big tea rice
: {5 p% U& H/ K- Y大茶饭 。 ! n1 M1 }4 b: S7 K  A! K
American chinese not enough. " _" c& ], d8 \1 d. a9 l
美中不足。 : Q( O: f" D9 R; C7 H
King eight egg.
1 s- C) \4 {  w8 s' D# C王八蛋
. P2 E7 r: j( u  k% e1 a+ p& ?High hand.
* {8 E+ P, P7 ~2 @7 V- s高手
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Old dot.
  U" S4 A- j: Z, z( D2 q/ \老点 3 @) G/ M4 F$ j6 `1 ^' w: h
One old water 2 M) i6 p  v# _: a2 I: k# A) x
一旧水
5 D( R" g4 R: x7 @I know your mouse.
  n: ?9 Z0 Q# q1 _! v# g: r我识你老鼠！
7 ]: n" c/ x3 L: eMeasure water/Pound water. 5 Z7 ~" ]  P* E- A2 B; ?  o& V
磅水
: W( o5 {8 P" \- B* ^+ T* Q4 k. rA dragon service. 9 A/ G: g6 T9 a# r8 l3 B; i
一条龙服务 ; \# I' \/ i( q( J
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
9 Z9 U: `! y/ Q3 Y5 n我吹鸡打你班友。
$ ]3 K3 w+ D* O5 T7 [You jump building. - \$ O' o1 U& `: G
你跳楼啦。
7 v. j+ O: l/ P, k) x! N. x2 uYou come back home and eat banana
1 E' D' l- n' \6 d$ S你返屋企食蕉啦
2 l1 T7 a( Y: g6 X2 v& g5 D8 ?I give you a hair.
5 c* n. J$ Q, M# a( E2 h我俾条毛你ar! ; Z, \. M8 d! M4 ?! z, [) W! {, m, s
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Collect skin ) f/ U0 u2 c- K( h5 n
收皮 0 i  A# B/ e/ |  U* q, S
Collect father + X# J( Q0 [; {- R# J3 U5 Y1 n
收爹
9 M4 z6 S  p8 [7 IYou give me collect father.
8 ~+ U9 s. V, K( p% k你同我收爹！ 4 r/ ~8 v5 k/ q) [, w- k' D
Laugh die me. ; {) \5 O( V, P, i$ E! c3 m4 B" N  I
笑死我。 6 {) f, a. K) Q. P/ n0 x0 l
You give me stop. # K, `% y+ d7 X
你同我企系度。
! R$ I' Z) A; c5 c+ \+ f/ Z9 uEight woman ( G, J& i, N3 y
八婆 , C- r5 D3 y; Q. F
Eight woman,you are good! 2 x+ i6 d6 ]6 R4 R
八婆，你好o野! / ], A. a' T  k
What the spring do you do?
" M# A2 B" v0 n, B1 M你搞乜春啊? , m  b  h; s: j! U
A dog of eating dung
6 ~( O; |0 \! L. ]* v8 f! p7 W% \食屎狗
# i8 X4 n2 ~& I2 _4 W- VA ghost of ass 8 |1 X" e; b( t2 f5 z( X$ H
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....( |& Q. U6 s  o; C
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

0 a, h. D" e& K

) R3 k; I: I6 A9 A* S3 l- \) Ktotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....... }% B: P! @% G$ z0 F/ n
this is not hong kong style english.....
! B1 U" C1 O: P( |2 bthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....7 w! [/ f. z4 p$ s/ S7 g
i've already ban this shit...
4 }5 Q  v3 K( L9 u( ddon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.