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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ( v; }3 P/ h# \9 k' ]& x
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(轉)港式英語
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) p* O2 O2 J% |3 d8 U% c) vPiano piano green 琴琴青
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- u6 U8 a. _1 V- i* V8 @! O/ SPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 0 `7 `& i6 I' N1 P# e
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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. P( ?$ j2 t9 i6 q5 @4 @I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 5 t6 o, R+ Z, S
# J; ^# H. w. [If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! # z& b7 m3 ^6 D* f# X6 g1 e$ m) ^8 s: E
5 e( w% G3 F5 l; L( M$ BFish skin~魚皮 。 Z/ D% z9 C$ y, E
* Y3 p r/ D1 r% a' `" x3 p+ N% kFall on a street@@ 。
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$ O% ^3 O m1 t- B5 L3 R5 ?fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水, r% i5 f# U4 j+ P
* l$ v: Q# X4 I5 U3 M7 t8 oMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ( W7 M4 w3 C! e5 W
! ]0 i( @3 g4 A3 J8 g3 F) ABlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
9 g% \1 L M" ^% M我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 5 E' e5 S* q( e, h. u# }! k. ]' K
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ' n5 T8 ~3 ^( S9 k# R
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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* D5 M- D/ Y5 ^/ ~5 F5 J7 D8 rYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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/ } W3 F3 ^( }9 E4 t8 M0 ?+ _You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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- ~8 {. ]! \4 E) K; {6 S* tYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 $ r3 _5 a0 g0 b& f/ l l& b" n" Y7 d
2 k9 j3 b M: F3 k' C# e8 g ^* r3 \4 YPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 8 _. b6 @& S. i M% s6 h! g. z
: U# t) {7 v! N! ^7 n; ~3 nAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 8 T) Y5 j0 P9 w; T$ u; q) N C
* z* Q. F% ~) k( t! S* sEat banana食蕉 1 @6 Q* q, M% w% L
/ |% H4 e+ A9 E1 P# ^ P- pYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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$ q$ u, S4 Y' ?1 E" DWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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3 Y# k3 Y. g" d4 n5 S" RWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 , ]# q0 @6 o: u
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ! @9 x& \7 ]) z4 |/ x; k
) |. _. i9 ^# H9 SWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 4 g8 l% M* Z' \$ r, U! r& Y
$ A$ j' I( W6 ?4 `% }4 E3 ICut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ; h `0 f! M. A$ g% J
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 3 t/ w4 v3 W' a' s
9 K4 {. l- L, Z4 II give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ! o! O: b* j, o3 c- G9 h
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Collect father收爹 : ]- |8 Z- x$ y: e' l
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! . k2 C. j6 _$ P/ N7 ` A: f
( M2 W: v* w+ z& W) MDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? / o6 V6 U& w# B% ^; c3 R
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ! s# i( F' }2 c8 L
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 2 [% \ w; R! H% C# {( }: r& f
7 h' ` W$ g$ T) R. }American chinese not enough.美中不足。 # p% @0 z* |- p) G+ |$ y: @# _
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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8 m8 ~5 a; y* p3 |6 Z6 X6 _. u% i3 Z- EYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
3 C! g8 K7 q0 z, W你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! " _5 M2 L- t- E9 Z& R6 }5 h& S& {
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Eight woman八婆
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* e* F& f% J( \+ u; a5 H& q+ x6 GEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! * m8 g( l& X8 E. Z
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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1 t0 O' h* S# V9 nBlack son黑仔 3 E+ W5 `7 J; z2 i, v
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! / i% Z+ N4 ?; }. o$ Q1 T
! T2 Y9 i6 l% G) E8 N0 A- aWear grass著草 7 ?+ U$ J; T( k L* W& P
+ ?5 X; X! D2 o, q/ }I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 1 j$ A" N% ~% {4 S( T' T
& T, }) E0 x1 f& M' E) jI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! % l+ l2 V8 u- m% p
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High hand.高手
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& e5 @! q9 Z8 ^A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 7 f, s% D M# H2 h3 E' X* `) W4 `
; \5 g. v: O7 j; XTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ' Y7 M( m) F+ W) O* ~* y: s4 S
9 @! j9 U4 p8 [! b4 ?3 w9 a. AGood mother.好娘 " C2 G- E9 @; m6 C6 P
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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8 W' ?% [& |7 bOne old water 一舊水
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; c, N/ q+ q" _+ } I9 G% o( ^What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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* C5 ]* X0 M4 a6 e( jA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 % N# S' l; H/ R' w" u8 j
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ' B( a- n1 s6 d
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Pump water.抽水 ! p8 t+ S1 k& u" ]
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Two hit six.二打六 + i5 v! l5 C2 m% w
9 Y2 W+ t5 Q- k* G- S6 w4 _8 JTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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