香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 5 [, }  E, u/ f0 ?, v) ?, q
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ( ^! t: |' q5 Y1 c) W
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 4 a; K. x6 L4 m. G8 l& H$ }) B3 P
你教我以后点出嚟行?
1 {! @, o# z7 V; k( `" P3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 7 [) J0 I& C# s0 p
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
+ e6 C& q5 }% H9 [0 l8 @9 S4 "I saw a pork chop" 2 B, M0 u/ H5 b* t7 E
我见到件猪扒啊。
8 T) c# c. l5 ^2 a  B+ o7 z6 y. ?8 K5 Are you road? $ z) O. H* A; V/ y! ?
你系咪路啊？
; m! B5 o: `$ n! Z- N5 C! P6 What the water are you?
6 U9 b& K5 X: c0 n$ L你系乜水啊？
* @% r! w) G' S; c9 J7 Do you big me? / c6 V  N1 M) R& i4 `5 a
你大我啊？ # r! o# Q! J" H
8 Zebra chops people. 9 Q/ \8 a: X" ]4 D% D. _
班马劈友。
) ?$ X7 ~7 }. d3 b( ~$ S9 The king of the cutting girl.
; z- F; T3 M2 e% T( ?界女王。
( d$ D4 i: c$ D' n- b5 r10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
: V3 M% A, Z/ {. j/ y批我个头俾你当凳坐。 : H% }% `4 G2 m
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
- H/ u/ p/ t: n  W1 U2 b9 j/ R7 i. M你当我无到？
+ d' ]/ N% U7 c12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
  J  e2 L7 I4 Z0 J% g# _你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
  f! R, C* [4 t! o13 Today I was very black son.
2 n: o  `# t1 P4 J! n今日我好黑仔。
; b: t" }4 C1 G8 e( }* Y, x14 I am wearing grass.
5 d* s7 E' R" Z) U( o) m$ N6 {8 x我着紧草。 ( H* Y0 D* m; U! D4 z7 e/ c
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 2 @: s" v& K( i8 {/ [- t
你未够班同我讲数！ ; L! q+ h# u& y( b; [& W* m1 Q0 F1 D
16 Two beat six. 7 }- b$ f8 F' |9 `; K
二打六
$ Y& W  j) f0 M17 Two five son. 4 Q, Y6 W: i$ `6 ?
二五仔 % X* p7 ^, y' S% W5 p+ B6 I
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 " q4 X% I* C: l2 F) T: v
琴琴青
3 m3 D4 r4 M0 ^3 W: e) @19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
9 K: X1 Y3 I$ @! Y9 ~5 X* N' F我俾D顏色你睇睇！
# E9 r- d( W' D2 }& J' N' O20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 0 A, ~  S# Q* D. G9 _& S* M. o
蠢蠢欲動 。
7 X) x; Q3 i' G) @* y2 Z21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
$ K) e! G; @7 i% n2 k人山人海 。
  h5 F  s# j- X22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 # M& b3 i7 R5 k
你算老幾?
* c$ D' Z2 x! ~/ M: ^9 y- |23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
; M8 Y! ~- g/ Q3 G0 `3 ~3 f- K你講乜鬼? . }9 h" e4 n: _: v- {( c7 \# \
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 , ~- l8 J6 o: k4 P5 a
我驚你有牙！ 2 U7 u8 I# e& y, i+ i* _' o
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
3 a" m, q7 ?- [2 t1 g" X心花怒放。   - p( S4 H6 B% b6 k+ d2 Z
Fish skin 1 w5 @& @+ Q1 k* {9 K. ?# k4 e( \
鱼皮 。
  T+ |- W+ q- G  ~Monster of blowing water. ' u( N* q9 m6 x1 s" M
吹水怪。
, |8 V" I  p1 c3 oFace green green ; h6 {9 j4 K4 [8 y. X
面青青。 , Q5 m; f4 Z) P
You see road carefully 6 \7 V! H1 q' Q/ w+ O
你小心睇路
* B% n7 d# K* l) U+ z6 ?$ X7 ]You go to street carefully ! N) e  N/ Z. a/ I# T7 q8 G
你出街小心D。 9 i3 a, g$ f* J; u6 b  M  Q1 B! Q
Do the world ' |6 c7 e9 a! l* Y# W4 P
做世界 。 9 @' O0 f9 f, }! b% S- o  S
Big tea rice
$ N/ D( o* k3 H0 h  t: w2 X大茶饭 。
* K+ p  y: ]5 j. Z0 b7 D% h/ wAmerican chinese not enough. " `; m9 M0 ]; m9 H$ N
美中不足。 # C6 F( `  S- @: G  m( l
King eight egg.
; N2 D6 ~4 q7 e( G/ r% G+ J- I. M王八蛋
: W* X, d; g# _High hand.
: \  i0 i6 C- A; j( D! n* Q+ e高手
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; p, t0 F$ |5 O( M6 r8 |2 c" \Old dot. * Y& B7 s" M7 {
老点
8 N, k' _( q6 H. a' ^One old water " a: f2 _, c3 J! S" c/ U0 n3 i
一旧水 + U! S9 K; @7 E& u+ I/ D( r
I know your mouse.
8 B( F' j6 E4 E9 D8 m7 r$ `7 ~我识你老鼠！ ( g# J% X- E& R) _) b
Measure water/Pound water.
0 m# w- ~6 G1 Q  {磅水 : u! d5 v; t3 w0 O; |
A dragon service.
5 i6 F$ s6 \, s- Q$ j一条龙服务 $ A' Q$ [/ W+ D: A( H& I
Pump water. ! l  _. i' ~0 q% ?2 m1 U" u
****
2 P" f% e, I1 R# QI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) E2 \$ s# E. M+ E7 `7 _3 z
我吹鸡打你班友。 % c3 C. L! E+ M# @2 L4 b
You jump building.
& K% o- a: ^/ S4 `; M你跳楼啦。 ! w& c, p/ C0 ?8 X/ S# [/ L+ G
You come back home and eat banana
/ s1 w2 D+ ~  G1 v' z# B# U你返屋企食蕉啦 2 I  }' h4 Y- h6 q8 B$ t& {' P
I give you a hair. " L( g1 S4 y" l- L  h2 ~
我俾条毛你ar! / p$ V+ e; p3 P. u  t3 i& t
. U9 H! v! |0 E& p# x; e" N
Collect skin
. T1 b# A2 A0 a, h7 P收皮
- t# d3 a. e2 Y6 r* \: P4 [Collect father 1 a" e4 L" z' H3 c) e
收爹
7 S  W" N: d% O! Y1 B+ \You give me collect father. 8 }7 x3 g, M1 Z* b
你同我收爹！
3 C; H0 ~8 B1 Z/ A2 U: FLaugh die me.
9 F4 s, ^9 i3 N' {5 F8 a' A笑死我。 2 e% F* t& W6 [+ C2 ?
You give me stop. $ V) n, ~* `' u: Q2 o4 d
你同我企系度。 : W, u. P. K/ B5 Z+ \4 S
Eight woman % I1 K; C. N4 Q3 w8 m
八婆
' u/ {& I" u$ p( q* |( MEight woman,you are good!
$ [& G+ p4 i  ]/ E( C! J( C7 W/ Y八婆，你好o野!
% P" m# R8 H5 }; KWhat the spring do you do?
2 v6 h5 Q. B0 M! ^- H. d8 `+ k6 E& H你搞乜春啊? 1 D" N. S! C: q7 `7 E
A dog of eating dung   {1 q+ H: S1 V' O* }! g7 n! b/ E
食屎狗
5 ^. }6 O! z- L, B4 QA ghost of ass
3 |( N9 |9 @" \屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
- Z! \9 O  D5 ]* J+ S; K& n都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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6 {4 F$ V1 k  ~totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
, ?" m, y2 M# h6 sthis is not hong kong style english.....: X1 T9 i* u0 N) C8 _  Y
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....1 ^+ K- D# h3 p4 v: V, i1 U2 N
i've already ban this shit...
# g$ ~# U8 x) d/ R' L7 `2 C9 z) Odon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.