香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
! C: @2 z/ G" f* D) D9 n: Y甘多人死，唔见你死。
8 N0 z6 @+ {$ T1 W1 D- x2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? & l+ F( o( C) N8 V+ C+ j4 {
你教我以后点出嚟行?
1 T% {6 z! w  Y3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
! g3 F. k- M8 c9 A: c如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
8 z: J$ h$ y0 D+ q% M. G% x4 "I saw a pork chop" 4 m0 ~$ [8 k4 h2 U% F# _
我见到件猪扒啊。 % G* l! R. W, F! ~; v
5 Are you road?
; H$ w" l5 X  G; n9 `你系咪路啊？
9 g5 X0 M7 n! `( Y, ?6 What the water are you?
1 g2 _# y9 w3 x4 V8 s) ]+ d, c你系乜水啊？
% |& S) v% Z/ _' I" W( `" W; T7 Do you big me?
0 P/ I9 t' B, a4 a你大我啊？
' m0 \, c6 L: c5 E3 R* V; F3 K) Z8 Zebra chops people.
% i3 I4 K% j! _8 D班马劈友。 9 Z2 x$ R1 u9 D
9 The king of the cutting girl.
+ T# b. z- u- [+ T; U1 [界女王。   J7 L) L3 [$ ~2 _. b" v# x! ~
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
( T' Q; p* r  k批我个头俾你当凳坐。
* j1 F- a. U( D  C11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
. A1 o+ ~7 B0 i你当我无到？
- z- ^' H% v6 V. V$ Q12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ) ?2 G, t' V% S1 `# t
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ; _) G1 W2 r1 ~
13 Today I was very black son.
" R) Q! W6 s4 l9 ?' i' a% h  g今日我好黑仔。
6 S: v- K$ p+ A14 I am wearing grass.
. R+ |- g) }9 ]# C6 k$ L3 H, O( G我着紧草。 8 ]3 f, g, V% i& J  y
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! / L0 O5 f/ b$ w
你未够班同我讲数！
$ ^+ v; R4 {& T* i, X- L16 Two beat six. + g- |4 r- w3 T/ h7 n( e: E3 I
二打六 - O! Q: i  S) I. M9 K2 f' \+ o
17 Two five son. 4 a  `$ l/ M- |- W  g- \
二五仔
# n( U/ U# P6 E% F18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ' U. W7 h& ?6 j1 O6 q
琴琴青
; }" E0 o+ a; F* t& a19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
- Q2 ]5 q& `4 M; Y7 J我俾D顏色你睇睇！
+ O0 x- L2 q% \$ G20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 / H. ?: T5 i0 F+ d
蠢蠢欲動 。 + i% s0 @7 u! y8 _
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
$ ^9 X- G% C6 z人山人海 。
+ d6 t- x* r. ^3 ?6 h7 ^22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
4 j4 U% }/ e( K- ]( \& T9 y你算老幾? ! i& Q9 l; p' i% N  {, I0 m
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
2 r; @) N. y( L% ?9 y0 U& i  Z你講乜鬼? + r% \+ r" {3 j, s2 Y8 l7 s
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　   J- G! v4 K) d5 H/ l: V: `9 T
我驚你有牙！ ( J% N8 P# s: [# ^2 [
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
. m& v6 O1 Q. l心花怒放。   - v! O8 s& a5 M5 Q! ~
Fish skin
: V4 B1 z+ A& h& H6 ^鱼皮 。
( |9 ~6 W8 v2 {Monster of blowing water. - [& W  o2 S5 A5 p7 b
吹水怪。
) c- N& [2 Y# eFace green green 9 j( G5 Z8 Q' e4 {
面青青。 , R" t% A$ Y- h
You see road carefully $ u6 X+ i9 |& X% _
你小心睇路
5 }6 X7 c# m3 s+ TYou go to street carefully ( }# _" L. M9 _- A: I! A4 _) j
你出街小心D。 / d  p+ g9 Y4 G: Q- l. J
Do the world
/ j, p7 ^2 P" U做世界 。   p! I+ C* }. p/ y; Z) p, X( d
Big tea rice
: W; ]: W- [1 F4 i: N' n大茶饭 。
3 p- ]/ q3 b9 L- H& HAmerican chinese not enough. / L. e7 w( X) p! Y; f# k
美中不足。 ( E. b7 c1 `0 Q
King eight egg.
( f9 V) Y. v4 ]" ]3 n( ^2 J: `. B& \王八蛋
6 s& j# V) L; D9 n$ THigh hand.
- ]$ }' v. S; q% ~8 u. q- h高手 ( g: q) h* H1 u, a

" X, r( v8 l( r- f0 j$ W! J' FOld dot.
, u% G+ L/ [* ]  ]8 u- h) S老点 ! H7 v0 G7 F! ]
One old water , q# I3 f* T! \( B3 [. g
一旧水
2 [! i% X) |' Y  GI know your mouse.
9 X/ S5 I" A: ~, {, h8 w我识你老鼠！
8 h1 Y5 H( b( q2 K4 JMeasure water/Pound water.
) F7 p5 ]7 k. p- I( ?' Y磅水 2 f- A! P. H) H$ H5 E
A dragon service. 7 L+ ~; w7 n6 L' b* U. H$ z) I5 H
一条龙服务 5 q7 e7 r1 @4 t2 G- T" \
Pump water. 9 G5 k7 A4 K: j$ ~' r0 S9 t5 Y9 ~
**** / ~% @( ?+ [- n/ Q* v
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
7 s: n' t6 S& w2 g& Y3 K我吹鸡打你班友。
% |! [$ W9 N) g4 A; c8 mYou jump building.
3 ~: `! x) E9 t0 _你跳楼啦。 ) x; H% j' S6 |/ ?: y
You come back home and eat banana
  g9 @: o/ e- X- [7 ~0 K# b你返屋企食蕉啦
2 J  a' x$ @9 a& o1 |I give you a hair.
# g9 E( z8 H0 V6 P; Z; w我俾条毛你ar! . g% D0 o! q$ E( J2 b. |0 J

- V* B& C( b& eCollect skin
$ K( |; E2 R1 h4 }4 p9 e; C( E* O收皮
8 D( a1 a' {& e* C0 |Collect father
3 P: o1 ^# |$ }收爹 ( b( ~: \* _' g0 J$ K" ]! i
You give me collect father. ; f) i* b* x+ I9 O3 W
你同我收爹！
' ]! Z8 J. u. s6 W& a* B2 v. kLaugh die me. * c% b! p# Y. z6 K. f8 B
笑死我。 3 ^  A2 ^0 k& I( e* O4 u0 p& N9 G
You give me stop.
) c) ]( E) w3 S7 L+ \- Q, |' P, ^你同我企系度。 3 |, e, F( G. v% X8 w: }- l- A
Eight woman ! V9 n2 i2 y: B' o; S
八婆
3 S) _+ {. a( z6 u+ A2 oEight woman,you are good! . t! A+ d! \7 G/ [, a9 b
八婆，你好o野!
) N0 o2 L; d* v/ {, Q$ Y- JWhat the spring do you do?
3 [0 Y6 L8 P$ V5 [! q$ S你搞乜春啊? 0 n! P6 H/ s, ~% ^
A dog of eating dung " o6 D& Y1 p* E* l% l0 A% h
食屎狗
/ Z) _% }# O/ ~A ghost of ass 3 J- f! {8 f2 ?; Q9 m) c
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
$ z% T6 [" ]0 ^0 g都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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5 w5 I) o1 N9 z3 H+ b2 M8 Ototally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......9 C6 `9 x$ l' ^
this is not hong kong style english....." V- W$ h8 T# e, |
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語....." w0 G, [! y$ ?# b3 k
i've already ban this shit...! {; X: b4 ~7 T+ y$ D, d
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.