[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ D6 L, l. v! U- C+ K3 a, q/ _99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* N. F+ k' Q6 m1 J; B" |

  X) V; H& B  i1 I3 B2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 i3 z# }) p" N2 J% d; Y4 t* u) Sa.They give like hell. % I5 Y6 D/ ^7 N$ l
b.They do not yell.5 C1 s, Y, y+ e2 R
c.They do not tell.4 V$ Q( Y: w1 \1 G/ E
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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; @! A- _+ c. A1 }( N. X. s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. M+ j) x5 }0 }- a HEART to love him,
* z  {) b, Y  D* F  A8 @% G+ Y- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( M* y1 N6 u6 w$ [/ `- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' E8 P) |# _8 [  Y; q: J: I- a SPADE to bury him!
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! ?) i2 D% X  R5 j% Z! F& q: d& L4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! v6 ^+ R4 A  J* hBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?- y+ z) X4 k) k7 A2 B* k3 V
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, L0 Y( z( p( B
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 x6 q; x  |5 c/ l5 V& F( Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 Z3 J- K0 M) B7 z9 y8 J- K* G
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 D; r1 M( t1 L: d
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~/ V1 c- y- C- m# \5 h2 m/ r
keep it up~~  |9 T6 I) M3 W) |8 I* X
cheers

maksim2046

that is great