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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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- ]( c; M9 S1 ^7 [' G1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, j+ m7 \/ t! R99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& z3 U$ E+ T1 Ea.They give like hell. * Q$ H* s9 p: U Y& G! Y. \- m! s& o' I
b.They do not yell.
5 R' p: M7 M1 A; [c.They do not tell.
4 x8 q7 O, ~" ^7 f2 D: Qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 h. A5 g9 Y7 Y, P& ]& g2 U$ b$ \' k
- a HEART to love him,
" x. a( }' L/ K6 \" I2 s* D. ]6 W" H- a DIAMOND to marry him,
8 x+ X: y% q( k s7 c- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 `% P& a7 T# z1 ~. w: @
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; P- Q4 Q) Y: o8 D( |2 {, F' H9 vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 a! `" l3 J- H0 }: i/ s
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5) What is the strongest muscle?) w2 C- ~* ~ j0 e/ B
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ q! a. n7 Q/ L: v/ W4 A% B
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 o4 H% |" j4 x; C9 J
The arse hole is always in front of you.( u; H( N: W) m0 L5 R/ @5 P: m
; f4 C# d# p: x; ?- {7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 k {$ f8 ?' K! b& ^- jWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 i/ T5 J9 Y- `
, o8 Y9 Z* j+ {$ Z4 p- j/ [8 m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 H/ s4 b6 G; o0 X# Z+ \, G
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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