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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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8 `/ C/ G# B1 t- e1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" F8 \" X8 P4 q0 r99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- ?6 ^+ j$ L* o1 V6 P' E
0 b/ v& U( s' r2 E3 I2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. v& [; G- T* S7 v R9 s- @a.They give like hell. + q8 ~3 h l0 j2 N7 i) U4 k2 k4 {. B7 W
b.They do not yell.
7 u; k/ x6 m* ]1 ?c.They do not tell.
* B! K8 B+ b; J2 } Md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, b7 G! E0 f* W/ F6 ?- a HEART to love him, Q' V, K! q' I1 e& i) w
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! A- M" f( w; f8 e" D- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' w' P$ y) y3 F; t* p( v8 m( c- a SPADE to bury him!
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# C& R. W5 ?. _' y X: ^4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, I8 i; U9 f* U$ q& p; ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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$ J' `" Z, I e5) What is the strongest muscle?7 z4 T1 y2 @, r7 ^: L# X- C
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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2 f! H1 Q9 `( ~' r, _0 U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% m% Y- I# p$ u3 D+ r6 o- KThe arse hole is always in front of you.' h \. i9 I* X1 o& ~3 M$ ?
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 [8 V- T7 r% m
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ A8 @& a5 b1 E' j3 s: UThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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