[English]: Jokes..

小强

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* D" N' @& Z1 I) _, m: i9 r. ]1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 A' d! Q2 b, \- ]$ f99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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# W! j( j! j+ u5 h/ H  ]2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 e- V6 V9 F2 t# O: h
a.They give like hell. ( F' ^; d0 S4 Y6 K+ F' q
b.They do not yell.
9 K$ \. y/ l& J  xc.They do not tell.
2 g9 }: ]- C! [: ]/ ]& e: Cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' `  a8 D- X% E8 M7 [" ]8 Z1 a. r
- a HEART to love him,
' C6 t% z' F( S7 G6 |+ T- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( l; K$ y% Z* k0 [$ ^) Q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
$ a. ]; f, i: V5 c" \- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 z8 Q% }# _" m) n! Z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. ?' b* U- D* [/ d
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?/ {. _5 T+ i/ b  k
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' O1 V9 v& x2 h- ~4 G6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 [8 r" m& ^* ]% s4 f' m/ p
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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; }5 Q- D* w; F: K- t5 f9 K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( F$ `) l9 G' R8 b' Q& x3 T
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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& [1 U$ F- x( @( z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 C- ]+ T" C6 P- c  YThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
0 z& R5 s! n4 Okeep it up~~- X; |) S( E5 B: d
cheers

maksim2046

that is great