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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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% O& Y5 P% P2 o0 N, xPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 4 c, X% V# n9 d2 @
# \' Z% x u' \& f0 e ] FYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? : H7 m+ Z2 H0 ~7 c7 d" r. U
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! , g$ c, ]4 c/ u$ o V6 Q/ \$ W- `
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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8 [" \ w2 e1 H) |( \( A7 r! kFish skin~魚皮 。
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& |+ T/ Q; d* a. t2 [Fall on a street@@ 。 % c: A) _' O: j. a1 O! n3 b
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ?. h+ `) k. q
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Blow water吹水9 z' G E3 z t7 ?: {* ~ e' B" R
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ! T7 A+ \8 l" H
; d$ Z k* X8 j3 I% T' SBlow chicken吹雞 + {( h$ N6 z; U4 p1 ]7 Z8 x
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ' I! w% E6 j' @4 g' N. C5 i
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 1 n8 ]6 t) i( b& A# W
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Face green green臉青青 。 5 N5 b, K- m& P* a4 L. V
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
7 |' n! R( ^, ?! H" y: \點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 3 ~2 I7 l0 a. ]: X, N
7 i, d4 A) c- ?) uYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 5 m% {% `3 E& L* T' f$ G& y8 \
( j1 x0 N* F! U( `' `You jump building.你跳樓啦。 9 L* {" \2 x8 O2 ~) n1 _1 p
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 0 C2 U! U; u& t6 a& ?
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 0 m0 a C3 S; z1 r; b+ w& U
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Eat banana食蕉
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' O* K' _6 k6 w$ g XYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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/ `! N+ ?; G5 k; r/ i2 IWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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/ w. O: `% z4 s2 [2 J9 C$ uDo you big me?你大我呀? 3 U& ^+ a: x* ~- z& d
: Q& R) j# M% ZZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 $ [- z$ R- a, G5 J( O
$ G4 u A" Z; J3 SBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? / L* T! I' t- c" q: Z4 g/ @
2 \# { W4 S8 ^) d: k8 d) I) kCut girl 界女 8 Q( F$ G/ ]8 ~: p0 \; I
+ g# W2 Z* y7 g H( D% mThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 : S3 Q$ ?# N$ ?& e% r
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! $ o! @5 n2 T% [" E
$ W, U8 h! ~1 e$ j1 S8 WI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 5 K* B+ h; j- r3 b/ j" d
. N. ~- P+ u, q" h- J' vCollect father收爹 : Q. Q8 \! k' h1 A+ G
* S% d: W* |$ {3 SYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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$ b4 t9 P5 G3 x7 ~' r ~$ ]Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? / j$ i) r- {6 h1 ~
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 2 U: h$ d1 N% ]$ d$ U1 G
* r' j( a7 H4 h* M' A4 V, ~4 SHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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& w( ?0 l0 K! C7 v/ z6 VYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
' r/ ]8 H1 B+ m' D9 W4 b( d3 `5 [你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 3 }9 M+ C+ G5 }' F
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ! d( ]# [" Z3 k9 B1 E
4 C" V8 T, @. Y5 BKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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% }3 a, i1 w7 BI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 4 ]$ a( A. ~; c+ @; h1 |
: i6 M. G+ B' s. v7 iI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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$ Z6 X. h. T$ X$ N7 H) yHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ' u8 W. G9 G9 t9 u4 w
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 3 o" x7 _7 O) M( c# T. D5 u0 D
* d- v3 Y* k' k) j5 }6 J* y# P: JGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! , T6 _8 H* u& k) h6 a3 ^
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; K4 ?# r$ e' v- k- \5 ^1 x; _One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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2 u" o0 Y7 d8 A+ GA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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2 p' B4 g8 |: U. cMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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7 x1 @, Z' Q' s% B5 tHold hold water.楂楂水 - o* t2 \. M7 |( s/ v: I
4 C5 {) K$ i) ^0 W' WPump water.抽水 0 D6 x/ G0 _0 _4 @) }
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Two hit six.二打六 / V+ x2 n! s1 H7 D0 _
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