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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~5 Q, V4 v: p# A$ r# F/ V4 [$ f
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6 l: S% u6 Y5 E; _* P+ E(轉)港式英語 $ y3 F1 Q" ^: N; f& Z: C: @

6 a0 J+ O* p2 BPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 / J4 i" t# r! v! l3 H2 D: }8 h" y7 n
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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6 N& f4 @3 L4 mIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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/ f: m. O/ H4 ^; ^- D4 }Fall on a street@@ 。 0 L% [  [; }! ?

# q* l) W% u; ^. |: u5 L" Z3 Ufall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 3 b8 Z- k! f$ e$ s
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Blow chicken吹雞 8 x9 H( \+ p5 e  t5 R/ D) f
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # @! Y+ h3 r6 h3 _$ R: X
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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8 i: B3 z, d, L  uFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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$ K5 C9 r; |5 m$ UYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 . A& i' _" l" N: c0 r! I5 b

' H3 ~. X6 @; X1 \You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 3 O2 x% p  J( u4 h6 J% _2 [; K
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 4 x8 k6 K9 r6 k: k8 t

0 J3 x- A0 e, m+ `( Y% q7 e. J1 _How senior are you?你算老幾? 0 J, G2 W$ T% E# w9 |
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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0 n9 a. x" Z8 l" ?# g) x" L: h: r6 M5 @Do the world做世界 。
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8 |; U0 q- V+ n, U& j: o6 TBig tea rice大茶飯 。 8 b" S+ i+ w5 R0 _4 a3 e. z
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? - u" c) Z- Y; w* C1 o+ \
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Cut girl 界女
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1 J) l# D9 P6 EThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ) l7 I* _. S- i2 {/ k

& I4 _3 Y+ B! c2 T2 o+ R, Z: ^8 FCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ' o$ ~% R% I# m+ ^: {' ^* @
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 2 L! p% a, @9 W) V# K% i& n3 z8 W% r
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 7 u( k" {7 s  f6 X3 |

2 q9 b' E( R5 p% x4 v0 T4 XLaugh die me.笑死我。 ! W, q% {; `  I( h  w5 O

% E, \0 y8 n. p9 {1 Z; B( _& a( ^You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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3 ]( i- |: k. i( W4 Z" k7 {9 M; IHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
4 Z' z( s) v1 A+ [你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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/ }/ q" F% u/ n9 k* NEight woman八婆 8 P+ c& C6 g, @# l3 i
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! & i& C' s& R+ d& V3 g. ~

" T& Z4 v# K1 j, E4 RKing eight egg.王八蛋 , v$ L& ^, }* T4 C7 e
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Black son黑仔 ( _; }9 c  M; @

& h6 {' t6 X9 j8 U" N* [) gToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! # r% c% P# y" X

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5 t; {8 s1 v# B$ }8 kI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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& |9 C4 r$ C9 F5 _' eI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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' F) V, z* X5 r  |/ ^- z; g7 G. P9 oHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 ) V- d5 n+ w  e5 z

/ Y3 W4 E& ]0 C4 ~You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! - m+ Y6 \% O7 Q; c) e$ T* t2 J
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Old dot.老點 " g- i! s5 o! x# O7 l5 K
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One old water 一舊水 2 m4 F: L4 p1 M  U9 a2 F! S( k% H3 ~3 C

+ P- Z" r; m1 t. X0 A' y/ @What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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; q) |% p$ ~: W/ aA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 # v8 D8 e6 ^: t  W: H
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 / H+ B- `. N3 ^

$ I# ~' g& e% [" YMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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' ?3 k2 `6 U' t$ AA dragon service.一條龍服務 0 F5 d. K9 s3 m+ k2 [
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 5 |7 Z$ y( ]2 t. E2 _
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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, C7 U/ i4 i  _7 cTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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8 X9 i, o4 a7 f6 Ryou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳# j9 c7 ?# m' e5 M6 c/ }3 f
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:$ V" C' {  i) x# Q
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2 N* j, s) r, D" ~0 syou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
+ E! H7 \% e" o+ s8 HI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...2 _4 y# P9 C2 I" L8 r
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..( W, V, {6 U: i
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好無聊下
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
7 ]- ]( e6 e! u3 g  k5 u最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
4 k2 E5 x2 l. f2 `  w仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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