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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~2 @6 l" [2 v& Z% ~, e( t9 R; t0 T& F
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(轉)港式英語 ' w8 A0 W- Q% i! l

2 I( ~* q! V8 p1 x1 H6 BPiano piano green 琴琴青 % J3 _& |/ m4 M
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 9 c! y# q; q$ i1 H  r4 e& s1 R
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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; H/ n9 ]  A/ v: X7 gIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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6 }- q; U* m9 V+ P% M/ BFish skin~魚皮 。 ! K4 N( J0 P: w8 T0 N. _

6 `/ Q' j! v; D* U& T1 jFall on a street@@ 。
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. l4 i! ?- W$ H! zfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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$ D% k2 p7 h7 ]% W: r+ y8 mMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 + R$ w% I9 q5 ?% A& {: I

) _( V+ L6 U7 qI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 1 F; \) s& i0 u( X
我吹雞打你班友 。 0 [% W+ J8 z$ ^4 ^- v
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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7 L6 q; i' a! J& s"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ' y- g2 S! z- H% _3 ^# |6 w5 x: x
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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0 @  Z- s! |4 ^3 gYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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$ q0 K* k8 x) ?& N% l; u5 Q4 I' MYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 . O7 T( {5 j4 a4 G. `( c9 A
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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, r0 [, a6 K7 t, o9 A8 ~6 I) XAre you road?你係唔係路呀? / j5 Y" T8 @( C1 ^  w' L
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Eat banana食蕉 . B6 p( `1 f: B3 p  _0 a, r4 g
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 8 M' k, l$ c; u% q" f

5 J0 Y4 }3 w8 g- ^0 s# j, _How senior are you?你算老幾? . I0 j" S5 Q, T7 |
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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7 Y4 r  i2 K3 k) S' kWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ( i: r. K! |. M5 o' A- K. A

) {$ E% v% i  M7 n+ v# h7 B5 fDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 3 D' O$ g5 w6 t5 _2 h: Z4 @7 H' U
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Do the world做世界 。 0 O5 M. Y2 P, K- A9 M1 K

" m  ^0 ~' V) YBig tea rice大茶飯 。 9 ~% B) ]" m% o' D$ x

; y! ^+ |* `  P' w* L4 rWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 4 ]$ e$ D+ f& p8 \6 P
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Cut girl 界女 - {( `( N# B+ N7 z+ h2 T7 y' |: b

, n  k" Z; b/ \. ]7 oThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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1 C/ s8 Z+ ?- uI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 0 g0 h2 D* p0 A$ s! y; {# C
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! ; y: C2 N# _7 b7 l

7 u3 F! L% v, c# hDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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3 i" J; x. ]9 J8 n$ Q% @5 A8 ILaugh die me.笑死我。 ( Z1 S2 }8 D0 X8 i
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 . ]8 G5 _1 I# q. y
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
* `/ C/ d8 b" l/ J你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 . T9 b+ X! |% t, b, X; `
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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' u/ M5 b% e2 m$ n( P/ vKing eight egg.王八蛋 & y0 ~4 ^+ l' f5 ]! f
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Black son黑仔 # n+ G. e7 E8 Q& T! _1 O2 @

4 x- R; X6 I* v" h( u/ ~Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! & y. ^$ O8 ]% M& [/ ~$ k

3 y# n: m2 g9 B# e' QWear grass著草
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  n8 e% z* O3 r, rI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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: ?% m4 O$ G; W% u  bHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 3 c. S0 J* t* C: X1 y9 D
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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- m) b" O! x0 E# G6 a. p/ _1 XGood mother.好娘 * Q  b$ E4 ~* z+ ^

$ w5 ?6 T0 v& `, J& P" y" {You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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& N# s3 M# G5 k- G8 k0 DOld dot.老點
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0 t* b' g3 W( j7 J. cOne old water 一舊水 # i9 n% m# E7 o1 }

7 L. v3 A9 @& C' U& \What the spring do you do?你做乜春? / o. S+ M0 L. B

9 C7 t  R* ^- ]- n# ?A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 2 f' H( n/ F0 \% o! I
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 + k7 a8 _& f( H
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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* v. e8 q* r% e& i3 V0 T! t' JPump water.抽水 , B) }/ L* L5 P8 ~

" `) U: X' {1 d$ vTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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& N. t9 r9 L' Ayou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
! {. u7 P& |# R, Z* C: z2 O! ~1 dI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳0 T& `. L5 }. {+ d; l& O5 v- G/ y
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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用inside..
民主定民粹?
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。! `/ p0 t9 ?4 f
例如:
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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