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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~# E! B% N5 @0 D2 j' ?7 V6 j6 d

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) I# T+ @; i& c; L- u(轉)港式英語
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. z6 \2 r  e4 }  [/ zPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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( X7 Z' z) G9 i1 S% c2 KYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 6 s' A; H4 b9 t. p% F* E

" u+ x! u  c8 q: ?8 `0 OI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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7 z) z& B0 v+ D  ~  gIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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0 g0 U; M' w3 H( D( W3 v1 J8 R% X( EFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 6 o" o% }# g4 r/ n7 E- s
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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8 g3 \6 O( v% f& {" QBlow chicken吹雞 $ q( z& i, \6 B6 Q* e1 v6 l
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
3 ]2 a% o2 M/ k. C& z1 G8 t* g我吹雞打你班友 。
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" v4 B6 }* p$ P6 B4 b% IStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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: ]9 {) g' e/ ~/ {( `  q"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
7 _; m# c' I+ j點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 + ]5 \. N8 ~0 w! S  M  E
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ! }  d0 B, p% s6 ]

& g" c" D! e4 y, ]* V0 s* ^- Z- J' |You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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$ O+ Y  b  u" O' IYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 0 d* _% {& E3 W. i* g

' @$ i7 D! s( r. Z1 {. T" cAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 8 o# x& K' [, k! O6 e( Y, g% C" K

/ f6 u$ ?2 i1 G8 K6 \1 e6 d3 ~" ?7 IYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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; h: Y) W( N8 Q) E' X. U1 R3 g0 }  \How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 0 I; T6 g8 b5 w  e
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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* i5 d! [( Q, |. a0 z) xZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 : f# T, l3 [" d/ I9 A5 {9 ]! ]( h: J
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Do the world做世界 。
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4 \0 ?! x2 K3 U. T% F1 b  TBig tea rice大茶飯 。   u1 I; y" f" A: g7 R$ k

- a" S+ \6 M9 U2 t( }  c+ nWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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3 f% b6 t, h6 VCut girl 界女
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+ F: i/ n4 x2 {$ }The king of cutting girl.界女王。 3 F1 N4 Z) P' q3 p* z0 ^. t

8 |) y- H0 U2 Z+ r2 tCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! , H. S& D* z2 G8 r  C
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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* O; y" z* [# ]+ u* o  z5 WCollect father收爹 , S6 U  S, @& H7 _  `

1 h9 j/ y  U8 M& cYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 * m8 q7 J1 Q- x
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 3 c( W5 j; w9 |* _
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 4 Q+ L5 H$ @/ [0 Q( ~
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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& v) W7 I% e' V7 \/ lYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. / }* o" h; |7 l+ `1 l2 W- x
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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( G0 s0 n6 A' j' y; T/ Q4 u; BEight woman八婆 * X8 E0 S. M' h. G; F2 B

7 x* U4 l6 b5 Q) {4 T0 ~' W- nEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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- T! }+ K. P/ U( H: \2 dKing eight egg.王八蛋 % j2 K, r) p! Q& d3 W
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Black son黑仔 7 D& C( l2 O4 Z
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 1 T6 H" f3 m( N' V7 T) V

( a8 k- R3 N8 _% L' U- r2 [Wear grass著草
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+ c* K& D/ Q; r! E, \) |$ AI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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$ H9 q+ r: E$ z7 X; GI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 3 \/ x: c0 \6 ~7 h+ t# I2 b$ A
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High hand.高手 3 g2 F. f) u: E

+ s) f3 G* t9 |4 w% qA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 . M- S+ |& _# E* X

5 ]+ d6 a9 o% ITo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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2 [* B% s: q' X7 j0 M- a; l$ u- X/ _Old dot.老點 0 o8 k7 v1 z' u$ y9 K
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One old water 一舊水 8 g3 ]: H: p7 Y
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ( O/ O4 g5 `# N2 P( q. ^; P

; N9 E7 [& k6 k, `$ K2 ^6 lA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 & p% K( c: M5 K# |
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 $ C' Q0 n9 ~, K1 k+ {
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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$ Z0 ?& L  T1 S  c9 m% KA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 6 {! J# ~/ E. L( ^$ u: s* |( v
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Pump water.抽水 % d3 `" n& _) J7 j9 R. M6 A9 a; ]+ d
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Two hit six.二打六 6 x" g* z$ M  J! w5 G2 @7 d/ b

* Z) Z0 C9 s1 _! E5 S4 P& DTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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( G  t8 H+ v( @& ~  n6 `3 s' ryou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
+ }- u# R3 D6 r& J; j/ zI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:2 O% u, ~' D$ O  a+ t" w8 h3 t
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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d人係連inner都唔識...9 j6 |0 n4 m' B
用inside..
民主定民粹?
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) \' a3 |% {5 T% |直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。4 A" T/ @! i& A9 V! @/ y
例如:
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。* s+ h& D1 {  V  T
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger# ]: e) K3 P$ w; Q0 N5 f

0 |0 I- m# x1 O' e) V4 V7 f我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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