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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ $ _; q4 b! _2 D( C
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! }4 g7 k! H( h$ X' g' N0 g（轉）港式英語 ! ~. f% D6 O$ } R
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 5 D" u9 j; J0 \
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 9 J1 u- ~/ Y2 z" f: w) ]$ g
& C9 S0 i, y- wI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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8 I7 x/ ^" J" n8 kIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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- b) f8 o) x$ f% aFish skin~魚皮 。 7 g5 R h$ `5 p% {, H4 o
3 n0 U- a. |( a- d) yFall on a street@@ 。 4 _) R6 W$ ?1 `# y7 Z; |2 ?9 S
0 J# X+ u4 ~# _$ L7 m& q4 w, Efall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 ) G/ m. y- l) j8 X
4 g: |' ^5 r) { m8 s& a6 x/ EI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
, F) s9 b5 E( ~; X: w% f: K( J' }8 u我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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. S: r& s% T6 W; x# w& cFace green green臉青青 。
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6 Z2 a2 u# Q$ { P$ w"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
. Z" _# l/ ?. L; j8 B$ s; N+ O. j點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 " O# ~6 d! i$ E/ q
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ' N" O! `- z h/ m$ Z$ G
, g$ ?" h5 l+ \: c/ [You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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7 Y. f; b! y% o! R* m9 l( JYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ( o! K& _( [- P5 X1 a
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ) J7 `, X! i- V$ o" ^
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? * M, _9 H/ n0 S
# P5 Z1 Z5 ]7 o$ U% s% QEat banana食蕉 0 c- x" p8 Y) x' u$ y
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? " E) N! B& t+ W: d: J
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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- K5 T/ g8 ?) rWhere are you come from?你邊度架? @" ~7 e) F L/ o/ `
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 0 I/ r6 |# ^% v% z. P
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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7 `# W1 L/ o9 @" N4 q, vWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? # P( Y6 A5 b# B- y
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J5 w+ I. j" t7 ?( c) V7 ?, `The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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( Z, x7 ]) G9 ~3 H2 ]+ YCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 3 a, J! y, W; {/ R M9 o
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 3 x& j2 a6 ^* M5 r
9 y' M d2 S, l" bCollect father收爹
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7 m) d" i3 B+ j. A' P; C2 }You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 7 _+ j' K! Q; B) r- O
" B( p4 k m/ ?4 P3 x4 E2 ^Laugh die me.笑死我。 6 b" c) L& j3 O& v/ J+ x3 g
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 - I* ^% O/ V* [; A3 ~& E1 i0 P
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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- @# l. ?% ~! ^$ c- a0 \Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ; e) e+ w6 l( `! }9 }' V+ T& p
# U8 @, }7 z! J+ R* `, J: w5 hKing eight egg.王八蛋 % B5 M. v$ v6 b2 u: ?) a
' N- @$ }% ]8 P/ eBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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" O; }2 s; `2 |0 Y* ?/ [: PI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ % [4 @, J: T. m) K# @' V. \
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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+ X8 u6 _& a* w6 QTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ! p( Q: h# F7 r# [
* D6 }5 z! g" T& n, x& i( ]Good mother.好娘 ! B; W+ O' t c0 F- W/ K
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 2 B8 h! J7 P5 z1 S" o- m- G: `2 |
0 S" X0 q/ X- e9 ?! D. c4 p6 s8 ]A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 . K0 _0 }5 m7 r" `% s$ H
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 0 C2 l7 B( N# H
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ) N( m9 H2 j! N8 _- B
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Pump water.抽水 " J6 L6 j8 ]7 [; q8 m
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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