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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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2 f3 U: C% K0 r- s# B4 P2 O(轉)港式英語
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6 L, V) Q# ^. e! |, j1 j+ HPiano piano green 琴琴青 6 l# Z; x9 F9 E4 v$ x+ N! i
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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$ S" D2 x: |2 u" AYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! # J+ A$ _  r) f0 O, x9 C# I) k1 I; Y

/ u' C6 N* M4 u/ jIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 6 ^* V& b5 D1 c( w( e; z1 Y% }0 N

4 L/ e- l5 l/ R/ vFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" , M  G; H4 J" n! F5 Y+ ~9 @% n
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Blow water吹水
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& \/ M6 e4 y( m; GMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 5 r5 o3 v" m$ E/ z
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Blow chicken吹雞 ( X" b. s1 E" d
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ' p: s7 Z/ \7 [: D
我吹雞打你班友 。 . e( j2 j8 h/ x( M% \5 {* L

" n' h2 E- Q; M$ q* DStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 3 k; h; ?* H0 v4 u
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
% n3 W$ w" `: _6 |, m, B點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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9 \2 ~+ j, l: Z6 ^3 J9 yYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ; I3 |5 _" J$ ?5 B; s  j

, p3 M; D# b9 {0 uPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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' \9 b! R& L) J2 P1 C9 M' P0 cEat banana食蕉 / [* m% S& ]7 L2 j+ P1 }# Q) W
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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- P( L; X0 ~9 t2 Z- }How senior are you?你算老幾? 7 K8 i4 h$ |. Q7 |( d& [5 k1 b3 R; G

+ J: R' A! N+ S- E7 A$ \3 jWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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4 r9 N# ~, S9 U, V/ LZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 2 C  C# E/ g0 u! H# H; o! \
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Do the world做世界 。
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4 B( w( U7 \1 k  }Big tea rice大茶飯 。 % X- K5 l7 w0 Z, W

( a$ y# o" m7 e* m. R# G: xWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 3 a: y5 o+ W  ]
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 6 L0 b' B4 D, V6 C" b% C6 o

  V! p" [+ R' Y( n' RCollect father收爹 6 K6 }# P6 T% r2 Y1 Y
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!   s: S! i, a( _% G
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ' f' a+ X$ |! k

3 L# B  N  b+ vLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ' g6 Y& z" K# ~3 j

& W1 ^0 v  \7 a4 b0 p  \" y: r4 xAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 3 n; s6 [! u* `; m
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 8 S6 q% n4 F0 R6 {, m2 g9 b
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ; B  `6 j5 r( K5 j( r
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Eight woman八婆
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4 d7 Z# A: x# FEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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5 X9 q# `; I. _2 w5 [* I. S, xKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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& _( s! Z4 X( U' \" Z. y8 K0 tToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 1 r# a3 L* m8 Y# V5 `
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Wear grass著草
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3 q, m' z8 ~0 j2 B+ T% z; aI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 % k1 |) [; w6 X" N, o) E
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 0 H8 w( \# r* Y+ [) I2 m

+ {) f! ~. ^: a" L" x* v/ d5 u3 POld dot.老點
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$ }' ~* ^* F% M6 }- F! ^7 Z5 Q0 aOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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0 n& j! v, z0 H/ MA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 $ M4 w- }" c0 j- D1 q6 x1 e
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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' u' b5 ]9 Z# ^4 wMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 9 y$ t- C" ]3 O- f- `3 L

2 n1 ?, x9 d' W- h& d: b, LHold hold water.楂楂水
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9 A1 h, ?. I' K$ l) _Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 / b; ^) X4 a& r

; A5 z5 U4 |& {8 NTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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8 K! I3 q, R* P9 {: U% g6 tyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
6 O9 \6 H' ]+ ^6 q$ s5 PI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
% W9 ^7 \+ X: g, I, ]0 _+ _) u還有
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+ H" g0 N% l& _% |) r+ Ryou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
1 \1 m) U/ \1 Z0 t/ PI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...! |4 x; w3 |' B* B' b
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..4 C/ _6 B# c1 H9 j' I

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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。8 T0 C& f6 s4 G  F1 t+ m
例如:
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有d以前睇過
5 j6 h0 a- L* e7 _  t+ F& i9 X% b最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger, ~0 Y: @  U* Y- c- j" x

' y6 \0 L) \3 E) D我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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