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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 0 Z1 M. e9 Q4 w
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8 i6 d& m8 L: L7 \! G3 V3 K. GPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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+ w& f! i1 C* R2 l# ]9 r2 a! iI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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* a4 y N& `* M( Q1 b% R4 fYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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5 v4 E, U$ r% d9 lI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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$ k7 K, `& }+ W& m H" x' UIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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" r7 P! S2 C! P( t0 mFish skin~魚皮 。 * X" c G, s) @, b$ B7 W' ?
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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! v, }$ E; \8 a# N% P% G3 j; efall on your street.""你個"K" 4 [+ x' ^; T" o7 o/ P
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Blow water吹水
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_2 ]; `7 [! Q# qMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ' b) s( p% W- D' \
我吹雞打你班友 。 1 M; T" |; ?$ q. ?& K' `
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 , k0 } D5 u2 ]4 |' [
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 3 \" U! W% c6 p4 v8 a$ l8 U$ i+ W! o
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 , p# U0 u1 d, L3 H
6 v+ }2 `' r* t' c MYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 6 W" [* T1 A3 F9 J }& F& H
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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- L) C0 s' I- E( e$ y4 R$ sYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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1 K" ]" K: S! f0 X' IPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 6 }9 Z& Y: _/ i" E) h6 q4 P! d
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 " C4 `* x* c. ]) m5 Y2 k- U
/ t1 n5 Q: e0 g' j7 E1 N* ~* [How senior are you?你算老幾?
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3 v) h) n7 [. U9 tWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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' {( I) V" y* o+ {- m+ P9 bWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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5 S7 u. W) ~( [7 Q1 \" bDo you big me?你大我呀? 8 c- }" O6 B/ T$ K
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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' T2 X2 h# h0 I' E, XDo the world做世界 。 - s3 Q; b; H1 T4 c; n) H
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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) j/ \) X7 k* D6 E* K) g) w; N% ICut girl 界女 4 A$ L8 c* c. j& J
( }5 }4 I2 O: ?7 R3 r5 cThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ & [ U; R# T! V1 F/ Q) q
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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- i Z$ K6 Q& dCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ; A% g( d( t% W- E! b! X4 e
* L* x C& j& f7 J2 BLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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k' f6 Y# v; G& z- o0 G9 c* _9 y* EHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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* b( q: ]: L/ m# u3 J( F7 V! _You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. / O% j H8 r8 T3 ~' f( w7 T) p
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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! ^2 @, F1 c3 o( @0 |& u$ AEight woman八婆
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: f3 v/ ?" t4 T, G! a& XEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 1 L1 X( s- t3 T8 T4 A" r
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ + `$ Z7 L ] J9 K, C3 D7 ?- |
. j5 h" w4 O% p! z: aWear grass著草
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5 ^' `) E: S# d I fI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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1 j- f# |' F! I4 ^( ~# B2 _I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 8 t# S" b7 b1 `, _- x) M! K
1 F) K& x0 x6 {& b# a/ f- O4 zA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ! H+ ~: z5 l+ l/ I. G1 z
1 N5 _* |9 h: C4 e! d& A8 yTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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+ P, W2 k* ^; SGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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# a- B+ l% n9 ?' k4 POne old water 一舊水 + G4 x0 ?+ M1 }( A$ |# ~
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? - i! s9 v2 _0 z. O
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 + R* l( w! e' a; c
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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& @1 t6 m* f/ G2 J3 v6 vMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 8 F4 M k0 J: w
4 I9 V9 H3 ^$ S9 }' zHold hold water.楂楂水 , O; A# R. G* ~5 E6 g Q
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Pump water.抽水 6 A9 Z! ]2 n+ |/ F- |
- {- O, C% f. g: l0 S) |4 ^Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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