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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~4 K# O; t+ u6 n6 u) X4 \4 U- v$ |- G

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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 0 Y7 ~9 H3 N5 i1 O

. u9 i& {: G) S1 [4 YPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 4 ?$ q: H* n$ `2 E7 S0 `
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ! Y: f% ?# j7 b3 N& s* m9 O
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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3 N" k% h. d. L, kIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 6 D+ ^9 ^2 J* g7 y) j
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 $ @: U4 E. b4 m# E+ |

$ T# N% M! T6 `& _4 s- ]' QFall on a street@@ 。 1 U+ ]" K# \7 \  g2 u, T" }& b
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ( s& i$ b$ j* E7 F

5 Z# w% r; k5 s4 R% @6 `, WBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 3 b7 \4 [% C0 f  z  R0 q4 l

$ v" g  q( J% ]Blow chicken吹雞   E$ V$ L) d( f7 A5 h% Y( y3 o

7 j. Q  J$ R9 f0 \# \I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , G* P  C' Q$ d4 b$ }$ P2 M# R
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 : z! C3 L4 R% o5 j
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Face green green臉青青 。
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3 f  K( H" F: B% p6 K' J' @"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
/ `8 Z  ?; ?& m! x, K) G點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 6 i1 H9 B3 _# O- M
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。   B5 G+ K) V) [! _* b0 a) w: \
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 . @2 Z( O' B# ~) t- B; q6 `

2 F0 O3 z+ C( t5 `You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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& b: ?, _+ E9 ?People mountain people sea人山人海。 . S% D8 r8 Z4 j0 b1 v; w

6 r. l8 s& X! G5 sAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 , x$ M7 ]! b1 |7 f) ]1 d

0 F5 o$ ?2 q/ \9 MYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 8 \  |  d6 ~* F3 I& g$ p% v% E
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ) i8 H* _5 C3 T2 x8 N4 U# O
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 0 @4 U( ?0 A5 i, t
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 , \6 j, \+ C6 U
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 ! l( ~6 ~% g; j+ u1 G" g. \/ C

4 F$ w, A  z) [1 DThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 # q! H8 F6 J" \9 c6 N8 k& @1 d
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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) w" K  x3 O8 P& Q. q, T7 F1 eI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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  _5 k5 A) v4 I2 RCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 5 U+ F5 o' Z( w; E. e' ~

7 P0 z6 D+ A8 ]Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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3 q9 {* g. a) ^- E- X) C$ J2 F$ YLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ! b- K* z  b7 {9 ?7 A6 w& e2 h9 w

' R- g' F+ y# G1 ~; M5 {( @" yHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 9 [3 h4 F+ X! Y$ _+ \6 u

2 |0 |8 Q* S9 u3 b- D/ k3 F0 HYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 5 z! D9 Q8 r# V) I3 I1 m& P
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ! \& _3 `/ h$ p9 _! q: |
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Eight woman八婆 , \; [4 ]0 x  \' c4 ]
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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4 z2 T8 J9 m+ X( K- `% d4 ABlack son黑仔
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: r& k- R! n) w4 f) e& Z0 @& r% m1 z' GToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 : v' q) u( l0 l* _# @

) q3 L+ m1 M* c( xI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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9 E& P7 k* R) U( G, |High hand.高手
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3 w) P+ ?; k% x/ b  a* t8 eA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 " |% U0 h$ {, C$ F

( C) [# [  u" @! FTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成   o6 P6 Q( p; H6 Q' X. |7 G$ n# O4 ^
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Good mother.好娘 3 O& n( p$ i- N: L5 n/ T
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 ; z8 D- X9 `' \% }: r
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One old water 一舊水
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. d$ R: C0 D. w! h, w5 p0 YWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? $ K' T) i( e6 Q1 t. v. y! n

* R$ M( M) O2 m9 C- \* FA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ) f7 B; ^- Z& P

- I6 g3 L- W$ z) y" E! YMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ; C6 ^# S" n& h1 h, B7 N' _; m1 j$ T0 N

) K0 Z. q% P4 N$ TA dragon service.一條龍服務 ! H0 K- N2 O" b1 G) [; |  H
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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# ^: X7 |! N. i! kPump water.抽水 , Z1 U4 x! a, f" {- c4 Z1 o% x
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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2 O. G: s0 u5 h9 u/ g- m& hyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
( a6 `7 O& o5 x8 U6 f! w; ]; zI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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9 @; q1 W2 k3 Y0 S1 Tyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
, j6 s  H9 Z! m' M8 eI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
" Y; t) _  R2 xd人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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9 ~' n8 n# h$ E% J7 X直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。/ K- r9 N0 Q/ q* ]: x; ?) N
例如:
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。$ a8 q) W3 A% [
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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