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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  / h/ V2 h$ X7 `0 w7 L
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- h/ W7 p8 @; n- W, V(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 + Y y1 |/ R0 F
5 N4 w7 f; M5 e. UPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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' ~6 p( R! h. t. R% {I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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0 L$ _5 K1 M* m& a2 `, [! o2 f/ Y: bYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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+ ]; d- i3 V. ?6 l! V9 gI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 . A. b& d+ | Y$ {! Z7 i8 k
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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. y* z b' a! tfall on your street.""你個"K" $ F7 T x# D( V5 h6 m W
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Blow water吹水: @. R2 t/ i% l; u1 Y- e
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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# r8 _3 r! i# x% b. e# W' ^Blow chicken吹雞 1 r4 ?& Z9 [1 S h( q& I
- F, s% L: f& J$ g3 gI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
2 o4 y" L [' F9 s- L我吹雞打你班友 。 ) J. H% G3 b7 c _; I( P
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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+ j: y/ Q7 c- u- O+ bFace green green臉青青 。 ! d/ u/ E& D+ n' C/ B
3 P+ V% r& f0 Y% U"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 8 _: C2 g; J- Q
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 2 G4 m3 G! `" P; i) S8 O
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 & X7 j0 E/ J% u/ K( F9 T
1 h4 W3 T# E4 f* uYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 6 i( I; s! K) b1 T% \/ U' c
- q# L0 k0 m4 d4 UYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 8 J9 l7 {3 X7 J) a( [# _
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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* a3 z1 }! G; w5 n8 oEat banana食蕉 6 ^& ~. O; w3 g: q& W1 }
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 2 `0 t, ^( w" g( W/ g3 l8 [
3 \6 U. N0 V) l; D l9 {What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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5 x# A# s: ^+ J/ k9 [- F- S, i+ aDo you big me?你大我呀?
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~3 e! G- s9 ^- F ` o' C: s- c5 kZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 1 v% [5 q7 c3 ^2 s/ `5 v6 C
3 @9 D3 X+ v" w9 q1 N3 w6 k9 `Do the world做世界 。
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' _& S0 e$ z( ~* r& N5 u. V% MBig tea rice大茶飯 。 $ L7 q+ B9 r3 m/ r: w" f2 V# W
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ! q4 h* i+ K5 {& L: I
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Cut girl 界女 - _5 [4 g# x* @: L
$ g3 }) U: X: U" p xThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 & J/ a6 ]6 K+ u' s( {* x3 i' ?
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! # F) E. q$ s6 U
& S3 ~5 u. y- F; g8 h VCollect father收爹 1 m- j1 r! Y5 ]* F. b* d( R
* C$ a+ K& i4 K7 S. ?You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 9 w m% d2 X- ^6 k- R3 o
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? % E8 u+ v1 r- e/ c! u9 }4 l' `
3 a2 ~( ^4 q/ sLaugh die me.笑死我。
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( q4 S. I1 L; i, `+ \% E- aYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 . ^: S7 c, @% Y2 k& I
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 , ~; M* W' O! H
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. + g8 ?3 H8 t- [
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! * k* C2 g& v) T$ h
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Eight woman八婆 - w* i- j }9 `5 y- M/ E4 Z
3 M3 A/ R& }+ y# N- r# p! jEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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- X- L2 }/ T; S8 |8 Q& V& m N/ ~King eight egg.王八蛋 4 B' O3 \/ M: O. r
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! # {% g7 O8 _2 g: t2 d8 P
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Wear grass著草 & u4 F! T c1 h
7 G; q$ y9 m4 M* @I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 % G1 O1 n* U* t' h5 j, a7 E4 b6 m
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 3 ?* {* I( H D5 {* ^; d# [- g
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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! ]0 c2 Z6 m. }; V# J+ }4 z& D0 g7 {To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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7 o' z8 O4 t$ f# jGood mother.好娘 ' ^$ o! Q( {4 O" k- K7 j6 q
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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7 J! G7 u9 L& x) COld dot.老點 & d* \7 g# K4 }1 z% p
6 ^* j9 a: t ]One old water 一舊水
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$ m5 {7 S {' G+ P% eWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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6 f# m: q+ D) dA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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& \3 s8 f8 S# V7 V: w' v4 f+ ~A dragon service.一條龍服務
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' j# V' Z5 X; F( [& |Hold hold water.楂楂水 : j) V; m9 e( K$ L$ f
% r4 ]! o$ n8 }* W: ^Pump water.抽水
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# i: l+ D" P$ ITwo hit six.二打六 ' g+ e! A3 V3 G c7 n( {
" F, r/ X! I. e5 Q g6 L) m7 f* {Two five boy.二五仔 |
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