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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ / i: }6 i, q7 d9 [# V' \3 Q% X
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 1 V9 _6 X: Q$ A3 v
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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1 E4 @9 B: D6 EI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ & a9 D0 G& i8 l: k) X
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ - [2 \+ E' S7 j7 L$ q; C/ u# B
. P1 z& D% Z# g2 t0 I2 m8 iFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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2 o: t. W1 C/ ofall on your street.""你個"K" ( t9 H6 G; s* n* s8 R. C
: U; E0 l( C: Z# UBlow water吹水+ Z+ K; j! ?. F* [& m
$ j8 M+ i5 D1 ]4 {Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 5 ?+ d5 w: |/ n/ W4 P4 _# Y5 Z
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Blow chicken吹雞 . D, K0 J) O- m3 c8 ]! q9 j( H
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. * d, P: i1 p/ \5 t' f' g+ u, M' a) \
我吹雞打你班友 。 6 j+ a7 |" P, K) t5 X+ d8 }& L! N. `
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 " R( p# F2 w* d& F' D
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" * [4 ~# u0 `; X2 a. A
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 + M5 x% z, Z2 R! e
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ) r5 M9 I3 b8 B
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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+ r( U" L t# B* xHow senior are you?你算老幾? " E! ? y5 o# }8 ]* k" b$ V
# b) l9 K1 ]2 O$ uWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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) s3 c7 y& C8 R% ^, V3 rWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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' F. U8 U1 z# IDo you big me?你大我呀? 0 i; [3 s- Q; b2 y
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 / u8 e9 K3 X$ R% U
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 8 b" w# E: @; Q5 _ @0 h+ ~
# `0 e0 k; p, Y c& o1 v. DWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? & D4 n! M; x3 [+ v/ |( A5 ^" P
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Cut girl 界女 ( b: @) d( j Y/ Y
' W* [4 n. D, ]" I* _The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ( R* S4 J) J, x1 Q/ Q( |
4 N) L; f8 \, A% C# {. uCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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: F3 ]+ c$ a# U: W" J3 N! dI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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: b+ {: Y- _" BCollect father收爹 1 }( N0 |; y: s3 B$ I! m: e2 `2 _8 ~
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 / |6 e d% \2 s7 U% @1 D
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 . j' q: g5 F) c) |9 i' g
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ; q4 u. Q5 b' s0 @
% ]7 b6 {$ \, S; x/ IYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 8 U5 ?; f; _" o
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 0 ]( x! `+ i+ @! a8 \/ z) B2 `
0 s* M# R2 m8 @% S3 |0 FEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! * @" b M$ M: w5 Y2 D3 ?9 m
2 R. f- E4 S5 W* M% UKing eight egg.王八蛋
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1 r' k. ?, o( F7 E) G# m3 m5 GBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ; `6 l1 b3 e j7 _0 j1 ?- y ]
9 ~% i& ?4 ?4 u5 wWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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0 g# R1 K/ v9 Z9 I0 {9 ?3 \$ u4 |I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ * ^/ c1 u2 b" |5 ?6 R& n
; m# D1 K. m' I& o( }High hand.高手 , i# t2 k: M& f5 Q5 `
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 - m0 A* D& c3 C2 q3 u
' d) v& b4 x) Z) WYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 _0 f7 v/ z1 ]; ]8 S2 y. O; U; F
+ N( X" m! E4 \6 ]$ DOne old water 一舊水
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% \+ P P% k9 {4 JWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? ( J; l) ?" }4 h* J
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 $ N6 G: G: r# N9 l7 Q, D
$ B; T+ e# o. D) H3 S5 oMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 2 e. i' d, _% }
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 8 d( _" _. P8 x5 A5 S B& Y* C* j
% l$ m! t5 l' E/ r8 FHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 - ?* F8 Q( |! S3 O
5 L, ?2 B7 I% e( P8 ETwo hit six.二打六 ! @' F* c3 d. _8 R
, u% o. e; ~: R# f) HTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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