港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~7 f2 I4 A: d: m4 `& I

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（轉）港式英語 $ m: l& R0 B; e; `6 o& L  q* y6 R
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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: W, u2 E4 J& v, qPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 |$ L) E5 Z  f( M0 L: x$ W) X

$ h* n! ~& h" l; \I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ) h! t9 z5 o% r" z* n+ e% ^- p
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 5 W8 u/ u' q. S& P# p, x
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 / G& t. N( H! \! D+ ?* B

- ?9 ]  r+ @- M; F$ ]Fall on a street@@ 。 % s  A, F* d1 N7 C* I4 |/ e
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ' P6 U3 n) C, y+ T8 |
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Blow water吹水
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5 _# \3 u" v, V8 Q4 LMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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/ _: U9 [! |, F( Z/ n) uBlow chicken吹雞 5 P! {8 h" R+ m9 W- A

2 n6 H% Y$ w; Q( p. O4 g* Y! eI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
5 T8 x: D& @' E* x我吹雞打你班友 。 9 l/ e& X3 P6 E  W' l: j6 A

" W: L3 |# s3 cStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。   e9 h$ v( s' N

4 M& {8 t8 e! [7 ?) U9 U5 u" OFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" " u. U' Z3 x  G; m9 b( s9 m
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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* G! o8 z' g# S) SYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ; u. d0 v8 i0 l9 g

+ V7 @8 [7 U9 ^/ r4 T  ]" ?7 zYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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8 A/ e' ?* U2 X- _You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ; @7 y& h# m" {7 J# s' i! F

+ o- Q1 M& h/ p& e' G3 iPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 8 e( a1 w. D- J. s
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? * b0 l# L  K0 z/ D; E) F

7 G* b, y. g% a4 ^. oEat banana食蕉 1 N6 B: R8 @4 S% A/ A

4 L8 g! I$ |( MYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 1 `1 N% a+ D( b' c$ }# z1 ?

8 v2 \* M& ^+ ]; R. y" mHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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& n; ]- V9 @) z% _2 {What the water are you?你係乜水? 9 Z4 k7 I8 }  F7 \: A; \* M
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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6 V% G+ V/ {8 D$ U6 B6 }3 z0 ^6 xDo you big me?你大我呀? 8 a. k. {! P5 W

' v) S2 S) @; i- w5 fZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 2 e, @& h% ~# N

9 p2 `3 l" N% H' K- HDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? * F# H1 s. m) ~: A8 I  e

6 Z1 Z* n# n" UCut girl 界女 , J5 _6 S' }+ H* L2 e
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。   d$ P2 t  O" W2 g4 o% `/ W- ^( E
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ , l. p% l3 [+ O" r4 Q

& l6 R( X9 y# VI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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5 v7 s) Z2 _" @" b) jCollect father收爹 % _& r# x; k9 X+ A3 M
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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. H; e* L! z& @" t2 Q& g. UDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ( i) J: h& t, d& Y1 C! W
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 / Y5 R  f" G" i6 a  c6 h
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ; T1 c2 O# n; [9 M
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' r( Q( s9 n" Q$ S. `, w: U

) y% r* X. K# c( [( C7 K1 J  fYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 9 B- [( a+ `, U% J0 E
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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$ a3 o/ U% L8 Q) c! J* C' HEight woman八婆
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" j: j+ t- ^" n  R3 @* ]' eEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! # r3 w+ N# e8 O+ G; Z
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ' T8 H  F% w0 m( o0 P1 [4 ]1 P$ l

: v4 E. y0 Q1 d  D% y7 cBlack son黑仔   ^8 V) i4 t( Y( {( T5 U) A

3 B" b) ~! R4 A- k5 }6 gToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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. n6 M" _6 N+ fWear grass著草
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5 e2 Q( |5 t2 O" PI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 + g7 T" L- z* W
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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  ~" I) c% ~% [High hand.高手 & s- u# D: j. d% ?0 R( i
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 6 \0 l/ T9 V/ Q$ j" x* W
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ; {9 Z1 |+ ~& @- R$ ~$ q* t3 @
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Good mother.好娘 - C" k! {/ R' q
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 6 A! R% e6 c3 ~4 s
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Old dot.老點   p5 s7 Y" S( j- E
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One old water 一舊水 ! x9 n) J4 C8 B$ N, A- b; F

2 l7 q, P" w. \& b/ u- `1 |. UWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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0 v" r, A0 W& iA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 . n3 b5 m& o, h4 L2 I
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 6 v) Z: C* h- W* x+ c0 A. S
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 5 u1 A+ S& s: T8 {% {" [
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Two hit six.二打六 / G" G: e9 T; J( m2 |  N: I/ {' Q
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

還有  {4 W' \3 {. C) `( D

( o8 p4 J) }: y) j1 tyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
  i5 _, j* C3 C3 [# w1 }# I( uI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:! L5 E' F6 l  t$ q0 e8 v) _# `
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳5 J3 M- T1 d4 |+ }, }7 }
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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tkc314

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。
1 r* C4 E, F  m2 Z2 X; z例如：
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奇

有d以前睇過8 a8 Y1 w* l9 W& ^5 Z
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger4 ]6 k# E+ m0 Q

, G* c* x  F: ]我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks !
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