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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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" S3 ^' t% J( w- i(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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6 A: S3 u3 G/ t k4 TI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! * j6 v' K. @1 X- C" r* `
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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3 G8 J5 U2 c7 x# _2 G8 a1 |9 x5 U, sFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 6 z5 Q% U2 ?$ ^
# j( e- m! `+ L% q5 U: g8 ?fall on your street.""你個"K"
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' Q, R- q) l7 b5 o; u. JBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 8 J9 S) u) O2 _+ {! b
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Blow chicken吹雞 % } K# k2 N0 ?' D' k, B8 p
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 {+ R; S0 D: o) d/ o, A$ g
我吹雞打你班友 。 2 @1 m8 m+ n, m' N4 d0 I
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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* Q z( x1 J% V* YFace green green臉青青 。 * Y+ t& c F1 e |) e% L
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 0 }, ~) `" p5 h8 [/ @( y1 I# f. p
# Y/ S" W6 X/ R3 {+ T4 `You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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8 v2 R2 ~+ |& i7 z; gPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 % O& L% Y) T ^ g3 h) s5 q
$ e: {5 K/ v8 X9 h6 h( F9 {, K) [Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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& J R/ @6 Y0 V5 `$ IEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 : E! \: K$ e$ x" `) H9 @
7 N$ Y: W/ h& B6 S& J1 QHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 2 _; Y) \. Z: Z( V; l# F/ k
[1 J& R u( G) MWhere are you come from?你邊度架? & b; y9 c ?9 h) U. B# d* `; D
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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' A+ O$ ?6 x8 e* V9 A) g0 lBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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* M3 R# i; q- S' Q' |8 d- eWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 {) c9 F7 m$ V6 d
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Cut girl 界女 ) V1 i0 T8 e# ^; ?5 @6 w; C
1 _2 Z0 b1 h( b1 a# WThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 9 ^* |* V4 v- X# W! r9 n
! `( J8 P0 F# U; _; ^+ M$ u# C) WCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! $ O; S/ n, m6 J( H, e
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 % D# T, j( ~1 |! A
. a- ~$ L: M' BYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! / B& B/ b1 z) v' h+ t6 Q
3 \ C4 j( [; ]8 u1 T4 V5 f: LDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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' `, W! y. c* _; o8 t9 mAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 % \) Z$ u4 j2 T# m" U: s
! w3 }. G' i: a" Q" m0 JHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. % R: i# s: ~' S! M( Y) D( M( n
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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$ U& Q* ]1 Q; K! FEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! % t. Z& o/ L; C) f- h, ]
7 g/ R5 k0 R. R$ K9 |7 XKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 & ]% [7 x6 e6 m$ b* D1 A6 d4 A
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ) x$ |8 Z7 F6 G/ f/ U9 |) @1 U# H
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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+ \6 R3 U# M9 a% m, xI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! x- f, j3 Z l* J
' R0 p( |) ^- |- k0 N- ] Y2 L jHigh hand.高手 2 [3 v1 k2 V: @3 |; j7 H
" z4 [: b3 r5 F+ m& L7 M" gA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 3 v9 I, u$ E0 |& y5 \
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Good mother.好娘 & g- k0 R% h, _0 l- G; P1 |/ P
' t% P' R6 b# J& u p8 C7 h, GYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 8 D# R- V/ ]. R4 `9 }
7 l! f8 c1 R1 VOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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2 K8 j: r1 ?# n/ GA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 8 d, E0 _% t% W' \. j
1 H6 O* R- @3 H" \+ o, sA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ) A, i' Q [! t2 S
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 " `. L8 Q# z( b A& T
+ h0 p0 U: g& G3 o/ ZHold hold water.楂楂水 ! a8 t) B% t& M5 Y9 r9 O
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Pump water.抽水 " [/ K1 C$ f/ B: ~6 v2 }9 q
5 J+ @; m- R d6 y# q# lTwo hit six.二打六
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, ~+ J/ Z1 O3 a2 r: Z# w3 ?4 nTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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