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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到無力食飯~~3 e6 d9 G$ W' l. S
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5 N! p& c; e) V8 r, ]+ ePiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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+ E, a" z& E4 ]5 jI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 4 }! V- w' o: N' P6 x, O# s+ `
5 M* B, _% s2 R9 d/ i1 i* EYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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2 q" O: V2 ?9 qI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 2 L, c0 f- a) R' ^" ?, t3 S, ?- T1 M
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 5 M# I+ l4 _8 w6 P
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 6 q( P/ [% f3 z
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 7 ~; _5 }! M3 O- p2 v7 C
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Blow water吹水
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: c$ I" R0 H" G# O2 BMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 h! c* K6 m ]/ F. Z$ y$ l
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. . J9 Q% J/ R8 Z/ f. a5 G& _" X) l; ?
我吹雞打你班友 。 ' B2 N' k' V, \& C0 M4 h4 j
) i& V8 X2 n# S1 s gStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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5 m6 G9 W( X8 V* d3 p"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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" S ]) [+ e4 `( tYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ( c6 c; e- G- h) }
' R* ]/ J- F7 KYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 L; X8 T( r# z
/ a+ _( z5 Q" c4 B9 l- cYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 0 Y2 p* y5 b9 z8 M
9 K# W- Q. k1 LEat banana食蕉 0 Q" d$ T; |. E
1 B" L% b; a$ z5 M0 v4 _8 nYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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. Y4 F+ ]/ K. ~7 }How senior are you?你算老幾? 7 f- ~* t+ g/ \( t( G- D2 @( h% p d U
& u0 N6 w/ K* e2 P5 a0 oWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 3 ]* _2 \3 N8 U6 m1 D# R7 ]3 g
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? L: O5 m5 C$ c- \5 U1 Y% h# |
; E9 i; x* v/ j4 H6 c- VDo you big me?你大我呀? : q7 j; d0 T6 T5 j2 I, J" K. p
: }! M/ j+ W1 F! @Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 1 b3 a9 h T+ O/ f; P) G9 p% [2 v
9 K2 C1 q# H3 A' A9 r/ n1 Z+ ^7 P% NDo the world做世界 。
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/ c5 x2 {; q+ a: HBig tea rice大茶飯 。 4 S O0 k6 Y, v9 L0 G9 D& |) c
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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) A9 C; g1 L/ I0 f9 H7 P- N# K! KCut girl 界女
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6 [. v2 H8 S9 i9 q) I$ R! P& MThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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! X- }, h! S8 b( uCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! R$ d$ f& R; X }. f3 d" v6 ^: B. }+ p
! w ~- |( E/ L1 P5 a# `: I. nI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 - f( l6 |6 y% B; A: N
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 3 }) h* x* ?/ y
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 % ]; {6 I/ g P; d; l
6 \" I' @9 F- ]You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 & M, F9 S4 j- W" ~. x* b
# Z* B: I M8 C4 I& ] wHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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d6 p( {' F" ^/ `1 mYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ) }/ i$ {* r9 `+ O, v) ?: y' u3 t
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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* z0 s1 @8 A" q7 n" qEight woman八婆 9 f& E: {; d+ h0 {; P
3 g$ [; h$ c( v# g( E D: EEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 : w1 U3 |# m' G' C0 x' f5 l: k0 Q
4 S! z/ r2 R! s* |4 U" jBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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e/ ?+ ?2 D: {1 L; x: |! QWear grass著草
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4 G* ^5 a9 L( _1 c. hI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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8 _( y/ r9 n" I# WI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ) M2 y' W* Q. w8 O2 U& I: @
2 } c4 t6 I: ^. h- A2 N9 t s, EGood mother.好娘 , Z7 ^/ V0 t8 {8 \8 ~
: \) o# |0 J* y) P0 j+ Y3 j6 BYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 9 ^4 c+ j) ^! i& v
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One old water 一舊水 $ f& |5 K0 m6 h
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ' i& p: C7 i+ q8 s
" Z9 e# T# t: j+ O# vA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 7 @! K0 X& c$ `0 r: G! m* P2 z
' R" Y; r$ F9 a& m! hMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 * J+ e" a' D" p, l* |% `
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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) l. _0 X& E% ]8 S% k$ @* n+ b* QPump water.抽水 + f$ e9 x, a+ \% ^. [! I
: D, J) X( S5 I6 B- ]3 {Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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