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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ * K( v0 w9 f$ c6 }- X1 v# [) X
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8 C" `( X1 l; Z4 L1 d9 V1 `/ bPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 4 H* o& I4 Y9 p8 `$ B
7 t$ `* I' |5 d$ D/ _1 O% I5 I3 bI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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" q; P/ C/ X& V6 N' X8 M* X O3 rYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 3 g2 F0 S0 n4 t
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ / {+ f! }1 c7 O; X4 ]; W
i0 @* a% y& f: i" iIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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! ]/ h; a) }) O8 t6 }9 hFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 " ~, b3 k6 i, `5 ]) ^2 @9 X% O
- j- s p4 L0 ]# ifall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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4 k& ~; y0 h8 A- sMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 + t; d6 ]: V8 ^( ^3 A0 P* \
. z) B; B3 q9 N1 \) {' f# FI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
" K8 _ D0 e7 y% Q9 X, [( |* B& Q5 a我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 5 l6 v. y' H7 T5 d ]) o: K
' `6 N* v3 |! Q4 J2 A7 n7 sFace green green臉青青 。 ! E: T( x$ [4 \3 @
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 1 I' h! }, v2 m( ` V
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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# {, A% R. y( y9 s fYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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$ H6 N) @0 B% g, J% AYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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/ F* p3 z/ l5 B% y: t7 Z5 P) tYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 3 t) W1 {/ a# I
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 / c5 D5 H* V8 b7 t) b( [
, \6 A- B4 I+ `9 ^" c/ M/ }0 b7 XAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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! z4 i9 {6 y. bYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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! `; \, ]1 J& i" ]0 F) X' i* uHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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' r2 ?3 i6 }- O. X# L) T9 yWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 5 G! m; F3 X# V6 E0 B
8 W; W) N4 I% V( aWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? , v. {' W( u1 X* d
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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4 B& r/ z; S! k: y4 z' d' |+ NBig tea rice大茶飯 。 ! U: s+ W5 H! g
( L& i8 @% H* }5 vWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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, f3 u3 w$ m) XCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ' S3 H4 ^; U5 w& z: ~. Y
4 n3 c% Y) P& a) x3 `$ r; i6 ]I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 5 }( U" }2 P7 [$ Z' B. v/ ^' g
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Collect father收爹
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; ^. \0 S6 t1 p/ j/ w0 ?You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ . _, O+ n; k0 d& A+ N/ K+ D# f7 k* r
- s8 ?2 i$ }8 ?4 i! D y ?Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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+ a! H& w% g- b' ^9 p' P" T+ nLaugh die me.笑死我。 : w$ Z( l$ }- Y1 R9 C
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 & @, e- N: A6 ^5 K/ ?# R* H
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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( u" N* w9 k2 e5 N6 E5 SHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ! V8 r- V. c0 Z% M, X* F
$ W4 I6 S' C4 Z7 b+ D& A4 i6 cYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
) p: e) b/ N* T1 C你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ ( Y# [- d+ a$ u3 m( o
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Eight woman八婆 $ U! E9 l7 C. g$ A4 y: b
# F; Q; o6 f3 ` ~" SEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 8 s3 H" m; {$ H; {$ H
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King eight egg.王八蛋 " j9 V. t* N. R2 n6 j' K& w
. S5 n: p, W ?' m9 o% H8 O5 wBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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4 J. r( T5 i. W+ oWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 / O& _1 C. H$ v R! L8 l# l
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 9 `9 L# I9 t6 X8 y' {
' g, l/ f/ T$ }7 V, v: [6 [' D5 }High hand.高手 - L' a! w5 p1 N r8 l. ]
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 " \9 ~' l& e8 v3 {: g8 q2 G9 h
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ : g- g' x% P3 d% ?
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One old water 一舊水 9 f2 J3 G. S& Q2 ]# ^9 [
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ! `: K6 R/ c' o+ ~) V
4 \2 v5 O6 h7 L4 MA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 # \+ M( m" G( i6 u. g% {
+ N& Z) k( K# j ^. ?Measure water/Pound water.磅水 0 u* R% E/ d* ]3 x% E' u7 Q( ^
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 * ~$ J7 ], i4 F& U/ h$ [( ^7 t8 ]
2 o# n9 E7 {( l. A" C( i7 B( \) j! PPump water.抽水 ( t' @+ f& J* u# r
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Two hit six.二打六 8 N5 r% v0 i% n* v6 j0 J0 g& k
- C9 @. Q* t/ M& {) iTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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