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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~3 h2 K( N2 t- y3 o7 Y6 @$ P  D8 V2 e
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" S; o- R/ O- F# }# z(轉)港式英語 ; k0 M7 R; Q8 }
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 $ ^9 h' }/ }5 h
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ) k7 I/ _; H# q2 o

8 q; ]4 `- R0 N6 E# ?- ^4 KI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 1 F: O; n# Q! i/ N
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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, V' e/ K" V( V- AFish skin~魚皮 。
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3 {) O( u% ~+ x- vFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" - ~. }: u# }) G
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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1 Q. ]; E; ?  }, A" bI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # m5 S- v' ?* y' k- a
我吹雞打你班友 。 ! D/ R  Q4 b  b; |; p
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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3 o/ [- \. v; _) I% {$ c' k. q3 lFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
: P) u+ s: I8 @$ D: ?點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 + z- }6 x! U# R/ J
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ( S) i% B, D( I( M+ C
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 % Q# l0 i+ N/ r% C( C% U, I$ t

) V/ J/ q, ]2 t& U/ qAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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9 q+ w2 n9 Q" l9 O) HHow senior are you?你算老幾? 2 ?3 d) d* F0 r+ z) B6 X
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ( F# Q  N& p! Q# O% S

. d: B$ C; l6 L# xDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 : t5 S/ R% `' r7 O* X8 N
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Do the world做世界 。 $ @3 `4 s+ u% y. V7 X5 D6 r2 w
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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- f7 V: l" S1 J, Z8 gWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 & X3 G# L( w" @5 c/ @

4 j1 x$ E1 e! `) GCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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% b# ~2 k) e4 d+ g' _I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 2 J/ u4 m0 o! D4 M+ y

4 Z% I: }* p4 m, O! CYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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2 K1 A  E3 g9 M! a( yDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 2 L0 c* M6 W$ d2 ]
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 , E' b* y5 _, I: w! g% l4 X
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 % i8 d4 |4 Y/ _& i+ a  A, y: S+ A

' }9 [% y7 j8 s: v; E1 K4 FHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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7 T' X  J. |5 r5 I! ^You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.   c7 d* h9 N8 I2 |! r
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 3 g& d4 Z  V% h4 g; {

* z4 d: O/ M+ |" B) p" R1 \1 S* bEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 0 g4 {4 L/ U* [

/ e; U, G3 T& v) b! `King eight egg.王八蛋 ' J8 X  X! }' T1 ~: W, A9 q
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! / B# k" Y) H% M% ?2 ?- o

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" H6 Z* e9 t% y# hI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! - ?6 c6 B, C% i: M
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High hand.高手
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# ]4 r" g4 {% X8 \& lA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 3 [4 V  A% Y/ W  d* B0 b" i! _

0 i, Q3 S4 m6 s5 ^  TTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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, I; Z8 s5 y( A  M, J. UGood mother.好娘 1 J& J8 K' P( ]8 x

! r8 E! O9 t2 T! o1 |You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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" ^! i" i' W5 t+ w) r2 AOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 0 a+ j, U0 K2 n

0 v; \7 u3 [' ?( O3 GWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? ( b7 ]7 G- P0 Z! B" w
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 4 S3 q# n, r% J, V

# o2 Z1 t/ D0 L( L8 C$ G: w/ d2 B; YA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ! X- w. w9 S  B" z+ j0 l4 g' e

2 R. v9 J* ?8 q$ Z0 y; H) v( mMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 4 m5 O3 N+ y, e3 b( P+ c
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ' `7 w- N! c, M/ _6 E# L& q' U

4 `- u3 F( e) I* D" R2 \% UHold hold water.楂楂水 " n  p: x5 W- F' V% f
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 3 r) w6 }6 K" N4 J

1 o! x) n% R! f3 ?Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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) u5 n7 ]2 I7 s: \) O+ u/ I! `3 a& `you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
5 d& a: ]6 |' l  N% u. cI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳3 p5 f+ v4 u+ s) b  Y6 P1 H! f6 u  T( [
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
; C2 Z, ~, s: n0 l4 f+ vd人係連inner都唔識..., f0 a& h6 F: i- ?# F, |( E
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..& u* H) T' r; D3 e5 M9 g

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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。& E/ Q' K9 V+ |8 w/ _7 q; B
例如:
3 J- o: _( |) k  d  }. _good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
  J' Q. U) x2 K6 |  ]7 \最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。3 J9 {. \1 H/ B% U
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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