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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  - F& F9 b/ v9 z5 L% Z5 f
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1 F# \# W: n6 xPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 * j! N# b4 H" P1 \6 N" Z, }
, t, g0 r# q# e' RI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 3 K3 V8 @' `, h- x
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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3 u8 k9 @3 Z/ g' V- y3 Z# S$ D iFish skin~魚皮 。
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1 b% v& G! _ r3 L$ }Fall on a street@@ 。 0 @2 H9 G, B0 l3 A* L$ M6 t8 w
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 : n+ F( h. \3 z- y! a4 |2 u( a3 u
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ `2 v- O7 k4 I/ W( G" b我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" : v. ^3 a" j" \. q9 {: W
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 / G1 w" `" l% G1 f2 _6 W/ t
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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6 A5 s4 P6 A" V5 {# JYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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* k! s, O) C2 ], u& cYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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) O5 Y) M ~) w4 q( Z) z( T/ jAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 6 }2 Q4 h; t7 N$ W
1 E" O( ?7 J" G8 g0 i1 ~Eat banana食蕉 & d! F( T! W+ {: \ x9 P2 c
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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% h' ]- q( A9 ^6 J+ S3 UHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 4 p! t/ W* s8 [5 T
) L( X- y2 K+ n6 ]2 C9 c& _Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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- l4 J% k) t) d; lDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 5 \1 h) B' ~; s+ t
3 H0 c% L, q, F2 O, W1 W( k2 x# LDo the world做世界 。 1 P2 L# o. M- w. f2 r
5 V: N" g! e( w: i5 V7 z, z+ i+ sBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ; g* x6 j, Q" B9 ^5 M8 ?3 r1 ^
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Cut girl 界女
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7 I( ?, X5 i" Y8 |& L) ZThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 0 A3 L+ d% g5 X3 T
9 M, G: E- O+ w) E$ y1 RDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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9 X3 T: I1 R9 sLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 . \# m1 G X* q2 m1 a
. Y9 x: A$ N6 c9 l8 qAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 * t1 O3 y/ N, I# Y0 f0 {# `$ M
; c; J' W a7 r3 o, pYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. - ~1 w8 q: v6 y
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! & ^ `* ~1 Y9 f% {5 o* N$ S* J, q% i* h
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 & G, v3 H7 }+ L* w* u u
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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% B, E' F" c, WWear grass著草 $ a, S* N3 ~: T% p" |( s8 ^
4 g/ Y! \0 N. a# b3 N3 h( SI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 : [9 B- f8 o: g7 o3 t- S+ d
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 ! r6 j2 I8 \. M0 R& m& h
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 - @* G& |- Z7 g% t5 G0 _
" f1 G" ~. r( T8 Q5 XTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 0 j. X; y) h( N1 v) L0 V' s3 E
# [5 L- f, Q( [% j EGood mother.好娘 . @ K) m9 h) h5 B* j" n. f; B$ a4 F
3 ~* J# D! ~' c- a& x4 R* f' U9 xYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! / o6 g' X7 U( B
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Old dot.老點 8 m. I3 H6 |" a: ]$ W, r( w H
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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5 n) ?' j1 F9 c* D+ HA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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& k1 I1 W# `3 BA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 0 F" d& p! `' C4 u! q
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 0 x5 n% p. U& ^$ z- q
2 \5 U) G: b0 G1 C- NHold hold water.楂楂水 1 s+ G4 l' R ^) _% I1 {
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Pump water.抽水 % F$ \* c* i: r4 H" V6 `6 U/ K
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Two hit six.二打六 6 A1 w& O/ [$ B, c4 B
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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