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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ; ^" ?' y. ], q2 ?/ h; m( U( e
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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3 F5 H: ~. @0 g! YPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 N g' i9 {, Y8 S& _- g
, n2 x( |- W+ v r* M: SI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! A8 t, ]* k8 e# U( t
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ; E- E/ i6 A- Y
R7 B8 f2 [: Q: `( bI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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2 v" o8 Q8 M; ?) V% nIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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( R' @9 i; X3 OFish skin~魚皮 。
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' F6 H; {$ h) gFall on a street@@ 。 1 M8 b$ P, l1 o- H5 P1 P
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ( A5 S/ D! J7 ^2 z/ j: g; A
9 j% T% M. d3 T! JBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 # s: s" k" z, v
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Blow chicken吹雞 + {7 y+ w; C% U9 ~. `/ n0 C
( Z2 c; N5 ?0 [' u% ^' e2 jI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 L; C: \# k5 h: H* S
我吹雞打你班友 。 . N! S3 D5 q! R6 Y' J0 i
4 a, T) `, {+ X ^% \ ]1 |/ WStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ) j5 N. n' U2 c6 r
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 % F3 p) g* R$ d; j/ @( I
9 E+ {" u" V) ^0 NYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 0 i8 M' h' r6 D4 O/ q1 r
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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$ H% B( W B" d1 W) i# ?People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ' j& J9 S1 _7 I! S. l9 Y
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Eat banana食蕉 . P2 X9 ~4 J' Z: m
) |3 W( m6 a# T1 iYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? . K0 I3 L1 f; O& E$ p! t
( h; o6 w' h* U& [# ?What the water are you?你係乜水? 0 J/ r3 b$ A. y7 @8 E& L1 S0 M
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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$ \' I6 z- C! [; D8 jDo you big me?你大我呀?
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" I: q9 G8 e, @% v4 DZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 ; f* W% @& K. j4 ]7 y# P5 q
; g! a3 W% v6 I/ p" kBig tea rice大茶飯 。 9 ]/ d6 ~, ]( Q( w3 |7 i
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ! P$ J! ^' @! y1 {. Z, L3 v
+ C7 q, J( v; L4 R, ~Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 9 v8 U s! h3 \1 B2 I: r
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 4 L* ]1 ?0 h7 @6 u, \1 J! H5 O5 d
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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6 R$ U) U( B4 Z9 ZDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ! o6 d [! Z. V; D1 n
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ( V8 F. G* m- |, t$ H+ l) v5 z6 E
" y) @3 @9 N* t6 h9 O+ J( i2 ?American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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( ] W( _' i$ f! N4 ~Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! # C- ~% i' I. e5 x( D) \* y
; g4 }' o! } x$ C3 t. XKing eight egg.王八蛋 . h' o6 g( v4 @8 d5 d
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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, v2 O7 w X/ F6 GWear grass著草 ; ~7 x( R5 N, s2 H: y2 F
: l+ h5 i8 v* _, k/ T9 x$ |" JI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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4 }4 h( Y0 }1 L& T5 P8 rI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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: Z7 A3 q$ t6 v3 N) c0 wHigh hand.高手 4 u {$ V; A- F; h% S
3 c( e4 t: F' ]% dA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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- E/ ?# w0 K4 k9 T9 m7 l( H- K9 b# }To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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1 y$ ^ G( P) j" u/ @# OGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 9 a" ~( M) i. S" i. u( y* [3 F
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, I. b% ^ Y( Y7 i5 JOne old water 一舊水 / }$ t2 y L H0 m1 A5 y0 f
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? . ?( K# G! k5 _2 P! x
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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- j4 s% j4 a: o+ `; v6 KA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 0 {* C# @, z% Q+ p" I
" g( }3 N" _( W& a* JMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 , `. w& ^5 _* @% r! t0 k! v0 m
# ]& ~, j' u& X$ jHold hold water.楂楂水 6 |) ?# \# S5 m
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Pump water.抽水 8 K+ J {3 C/ u
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Two hit six.二打六 % o8 V2 I& d. S3 ~; b) F
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