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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ( D0 q. M8 f+ C  w, L
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! * W& ?. d( P& ~5 U  S4 o& r- b
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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7 s8 c  f" w- p6 rI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 8 o# l, i0 p, q, f: x" J9 {9 J/ ^

6 X- }! _0 t/ K8 lIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 0 m$ X' K1 J  b+ U! _& z5 t

* u' p0 A% f1 V5 @# L) J+ @Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ' j/ O) F5 ^# R6 \

3 R$ s+ d; r7 M& n6 Mfall on your street.""你個"K" 7 z2 I; l2 V' z; a" m9 A* o

) p2 M2 ?8 X" V3 W% VBlow water吹水* V+ f4 T  {' {  E

# {- S( _/ j6 W1 B6 aMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ( c. k, w) ^9 o! Y4 P
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Blow chicken吹雞 ! W2 d1 U+ g$ P* Z
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
  h4 w: g: Q6 N+ F8 o我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 . x* L) M  N. g; W' l1 Q3 P

: {" a/ b6 ?0 }- X2 gFace green green臉青青 。
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+ v$ S0 w5 C3 Z$ A"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ( V- a9 |6 b5 K( j4 e: X
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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8 Y) T/ n, V9 N* ^- f% j$ M' F. P0 G4 EYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 / |0 V0 T/ L3 O% u5 x5 o

" g% H5 \: g0 D8 o$ XAre you road?你係唔係路呀? + U& k& Z# b6 I
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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* S, m+ D9 ?2 f# `+ r; GHow senior are you?你算老幾? . @( l6 p* E7 ^& ]9 C& J

- `0 y+ u" D6 S" c# MWhat the water are you?你係乜水? ! R% J  a, k/ Q, m! u# ?3 B
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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7 c8 H! g4 |/ Y4 d0 HDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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: A, G7 g$ R2 T, qDo the world做世界 。 4 A7 B3 i' d& F3 w& f
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 + [/ a! y7 D5 {  x. V5 ~
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? % `# A9 c) ]$ X1 U9 N2 N
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! : X; v8 K2 X; R1 R8 i

# X/ j% u5 K2 w3 [I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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. z6 G4 D: b" t: e4 Q  \Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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5 Z8 T/ k/ J3 U0 |/ w/ wLaugh die me.笑死我。 # T8 n2 ]& O; N. O& q" j- A4 C" M

# r4 ], a( ]$ n* y- d4 o$ XYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 & |! x$ g& `* B2 h4 K* F

7 b# f- {& {. S, \' ]9 YAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 & B/ s- P, W  U% e8 c+ J
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 8 A1 o4 b; @( ~% |

7 y: _' y$ Y4 eYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ! I0 t: b) s/ u2 g
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 + L+ ~+ X- ?- [9 E
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Black son黑仔 . @: u9 J4 g1 B. A% |5 p
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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+ M. k6 }2 H+ j4 tWear grass著草 1 h* l& L3 N: A% M- s

; ^8 Q- I. a; t! zI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 1 V6 @: t. c* I; }
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! , Y3 \8 E$ ~3 y# m
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High hand.高手 * y) z" s# W" q% |* v
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ( G( H( N+ E% v2 q$ K# I+ G

& ]2 z( b  h! ], p+ l) q: s: }; eTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 4 o9 j* `, d" s* M. ?, {/ u

& X  {% d4 ?8 `) CGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 & J/ s$ k* p+ G1 t; \, C

* r& Q( J( ?! J3 {One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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& H2 _1 @; |) z% _* ^2 ^  j: ~6 R$ eA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 9 h3 f+ [; b! A( l5 f

7 E( W# a: X- O0 P* S% J% b1 gMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 6 x4 G# s( ?, V/ y
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 # w, Q7 L& I! B4 A2 O

* Z$ ?. t  h( L; qPump water.抽水 2 K9 r6 e% y: e/ Q2 m

5 Z( x3 o1 x* N. g/ t6 w7 Y  Q! vTwo hit six.二打六 # J& p3 L5 B% J  Q5 t

$ ~  C% d& t+ ]9 t" MTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳* r" S5 I; Z7 ~) J/ c) d
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:; V, _( ^- W) `; P1 F" {4 R- [
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: l8 |& X" V& X6 M3 u! d3 b' wyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
/ U) x% l! h- NI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識..." a% h: d# V5 r: F* ]
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..! S1 @; K( y& ?5 p
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好無聊下
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
0 Q2 C' {; V; r. C- `0 }最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger% x8 w8 ?( ?, K% J

; U) ^4 w. j9 H& J1 O) L我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
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i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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