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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  : I! u9 {0 `& S0 L
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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, f: N/ R9 [* jPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 3 Q _1 b( G0 [) K+ Z( g$ t. u
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! - U0 J n+ D: x
% o& Z" g) l9 \1 q+ n; AYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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5 ^' ?! m! }( C1 Q5 ]I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ; R+ C/ H$ V7 u e( @7 q
5 u& y, r+ N9 L* Y: @. r6 \If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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/ d, U. J6 d7 u" M2 kFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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+ {) ? Z, b5 Z3 m! kBlow water吹水$ R$ x: N( z4 h1 q: T4 `' J" n9 ^& Q
- L, C, G8 j5 M! AMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 : X/ V! ], }! k0 a* h9 I
4 G7 l m6 ]2 c" |$ a4 lI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , W+ O8 J' M* N5 @# u
我吹雞打你班友 。 e- U, `7 ~) n2 m5 u4 c9 Q/ D
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 , u, E- |+ H$ `
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 . t ^/ ?' Z8 w) K+ d- t7 F8 ?
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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! g6 Y- o0 B* G+ L+ tPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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4 x: V9 h7 S# ?7 m6 {' _1 zAre you road?你係唔係路呀? z9 p# }; Z- j& C' T% ]4 D" `
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Eat banana食蕉 - E. G0 l/ G0 @) a R% R a' I
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ; Z; K2 v7 F6 }5 B) Z. Q6 z# M! r, O
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How senior are you?你算老幾? # P" q4 b! |! M9 t. i+ c
; o9 m3 ?9 G. l1 F& |# |- p' HWhat the water are you?你係乜水? . F) |* a8 p; x# Z( Y2 f, B
2 Z( A1 i: ?1 pWhere are you come from?你邊度架? + S/ y1 p" f+ g5 U
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 4 K1 h. B E( B8 z. o2 k7 c
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 , G) g0 J' g, h- e0 ]
" I {5 H0 c" R, W- g- PDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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0 R: M1 X5 I _) @3 J! {! oWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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6 H T& I6 |: p4 v2 WCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 1 C8 c8 ?. C2 Q( J- z
4 ~" C6 ?8 ^" H: ~9 K: PCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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, L8 D! n0 A- @# a) B; }# mCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 7 _1 M$ F5 F3 ~ h
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 5 `$ Y5 o( ^' h- c
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 * ^% p7 c# N0 C$ e
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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2 x; t X4 C5 ~3 ?" B8 {9 hAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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8 G& I: e% K* v, k% E- h- z* zHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 8 ~$ C! V' e" b/ J: d3 q4 E
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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* M3 e+ F& B+ \9 w% iEight woman八婆
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J/ D+ A- I0 @Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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# V$ ^2 G& b6 T* LKing eight egg.王八蛋 $ B- t. u5 e* I; R7 W
6 W# Y3 r+ {# M3 d$ y/ [7 uBlack son黑仔
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1 G) s. d k [9 ZToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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( G; \: ^ }4 f5 P4 bI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 8 i. Y7 v6 l6 {1 |2 {
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 6 S: C5 s, D; l2 S8 h$ \
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High hand.高手
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4 |$ e1 J+ ]+ d1 h9 uA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 $ x, t9 Q9 M M/ f/ M- w
& p A# v9 I9 l$ i" V/ V4 f. \You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! $ H* S! D# z$ @7 C: X$ Z& n7 x$ V
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( W2 q; y: r) H0 dOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? . U. D5 q n% Q) C, |# W4 k0 D
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 6 C# h) S @" Y8 @
1 T! i9 W$ P# u+ z4 y# h. G+ kA dragon service.一條龍服務 . {" K+ A7 @- _& F
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 9 K" ^ ]6 K! O% N& l) [' o
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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