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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 1 J/ p4 ~9 P; o/ P ^4 Z
8 T, E5 z- u2 F5 s4 V1 d; f# FPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 8 Z4 ~3 M5 z5 [
7 r2 J/ I2 K rI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ & t; x0 Z0 C! T' J2 \# I# g
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 9 K6 k: J6 v* W& b0 k3 I
* }! G" @* _- A5 }/ tI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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% z4 B( V' @5 w% M3 p$ {If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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3 j/ C) D0 S8 ~0 }Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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. S. U f0 k0 M! Q7 ]4 aBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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' j4 |0 S9 ]0 b& a. mBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , J4 f; W7 y! h( t. B: t
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( N3 g O" T" R, E( NStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 4 d2 p) j W2 A2 @* o. t2 r
: {1 n! h* C! Y) [) P' ] `"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 4 b9 V, z. L6 |" V1 {
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ) K; F4 p% }0 h6 R
8 X3 Q! n* Z s/ P$ a1 O9 r* _/ ^You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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' d8 Z% ]; v7 ~: a( r8 `You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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s! D& b% A! w& S% gPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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: s/ a. V/ ?+ k3 EAre you road?你係唔係路呀? + D f5 u9 p5 u1 Y t' W
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Eat banana食蕉
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^6 K8 i g0 X' z2 p# |0 |( m0 aYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 3 D0 y! L" _! P' r& V
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 0 J) F- \2 J* L9 u+ g
$ {5 v6 m9 T, @2 C& vWhere are you come from?你邊度架? : q! ~4 a& R! j
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 6 y4 h+ \- D. P: P. l s
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 : E) n1 O* ]& n. B
0 O& N# T6 d/ J+ N, pDo the world做世界 。 7 V8 ^/ G3 }+ i
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ! N5 x: |' T1 e& D2 Y8 z
+ r- E; c4 K$ `6 mWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 4 l0 R" k" z2 V% x( t( [9 F' S
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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1 ]8 l* [+ s+ k8 p, JI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 $ C. `' i# m3 q2 M6 p: v# {+ T
# d* L5 }! ^; w( `1 R. pYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ $ m& h3 G$ T' i( a, b
2 H1 X$ D! v# r( _Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? M( `2 Y) H8 s! \
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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. q5 ^0 @0 o# X" {1 ]You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ; ~2 _% g* Y& E9 M. V
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 1 e2 U2 O: ^' F% k
/ k) \6 ]8 Y" x) R- `Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 3 y" r5 X( g& U' K9 G* J
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ' k; B1 v4 O' M w& Q
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ $ v- D% \9 f/ g
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Eight woman八婆 ; `& J7 d, f3 b r, |- j
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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( S5 j# S$ G, d+ g3 YKing eight egg.王八蛋 ( R# N! W2 d6 n! N6 F
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Black son黑仔 # _0 K' l" N; n' g) r7 x P& b
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ , Y8 }1 l& P! d; {6 V
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Wear grass著草 : C; j6 m8 m s- m' J* E) d# I* K
5 Q, I4 _! M3 e% ?4 c r3 V. T* EI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 1 u) P/ a9 J. o5 X! \$ g- ]
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 5 E j) v& R6 w' {/ g
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High hand.高手 ' w: E- f5 c* U/ i0 R1 u3 i7 w3 r' [
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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+ G' y: p5 Z* x* X1 g6 w& \: O3 V: }To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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$ w) X0 B: }0 {* [2 G8 _! [4 jYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 8 q5 F I' r3 X& \: M" [5 D
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Old dot.老點 2 i. q+ W3 I7 R3 a3 L
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One old water 一舊水 1 w9 l( J: o. X; {$ C: g* \2 P( J
4 p) i4 B6 @* S# tWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 3 w8 c; v N0 \, l# v |, C
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 + \* `8 ^# v4 d1 J
2 w) @/ s+ t0 J7 U* dA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 $ n }9 o4 w3 c3 f1 l% R! J" ?
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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/ O# S' C3 U, V0 E1 E* w" oHold hold water.楂楂水
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! |/ d* O6 y" q& A4 L8 {% hPump water.抽水 . u3 |" h2 Y( s* j3 ^
2 F0 l% d. x7 b/ L8 p3 J3 ZTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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