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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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' P# o' T; B) G" o（轉）港式英語 0 i/ ~# c, y9 \# F
! o. u/ ?) \) J9 `Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ! h4 z8 v5 Z0 x" c
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ , O; f/ e# k& E( F5 R" q) M, J
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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+ h$ t: w* u1 y8 [. ]4 @I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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. I. U# j6 m6 ?3 A2 P* d$ X5 N* \If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ( M4 G9 ~$ e1 ]
2 V$ l- G" [7 U; F' {* }. gFish skin~魚皮 。 7 U; S8 L% y+ E( @8 D
% k! j2 ?' B H( r" \ HFall on a street@@ 。 2 {+ |1 r% w! X) t% ?
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fall on your street.""你個"K" $ G& _) z% q3 d, Z
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Blow water吹水! k' j' X8 D: Q% ?5 X" V0 l
5 a9 p9 t0 Q; p; F4 ?, eMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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5 u) N! m% T4 q( v9 y: }( pI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 z7 k. K$ l& r$ ]" i
我吹雞打你班友 。
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3 t: \" U+ x: L8 e/ ~Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 7 T% L+ r/ B/ Z! R0 S
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Face green green臉青青 。 ) H" j7 ]( r" b: D3 I3 m* x/ v, U, t
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
# m) }% x7 {' O5 e點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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. m# n+ @$ R9 b. h% N8 v+ _$ A& D# SYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 : p; i$ K3 U3 K% V$ Q0 l6 f
8 a$ G7 B; D- a2 H# }$ sPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 : W x3 t% c% m) \
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 - l/ Y8 c: J. q: I
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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9 [- p+ x0 y% G# d) ^8 U& yHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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8 D& C( s" z4 v3 s& z! R/ W6 AWhat the water are you?你係乜水? " k+ e2 z9 Z: G: D) l& @
1 X: v6 v* O6 @Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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0 Y- d5 D, F% x% M" uDo you big me?你大我呀? % [( R; S( K! |
" D4 U1 c, T1 O2 ?Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 1 b- u G. |. J! b6 \7 K
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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. V3 k# w( Q8 S' y2 P) zWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 8 W: W+ X- i% {, a' @0 [2 R" j
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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8 j7 q H! G. B" H% DCollect father收爹 5 ~: u' ?- f8 x, l, z6 K
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ ( E1 Y! V2 e% L+ R, h; H
+ m9 A% f: [9 _9 b Z4 H( ~! \/ Y0 GDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 8 n x6 v9 o t7 Q
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 % [4 g; x& `5 @; V W% N
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 4 G. l" h# x2 i% o
' r8 x( V6 y8 N# [American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ! h% V; K/ |% o* `
n9 o1 `+ }2 x6 w0 JHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. + p0 n+ ?7 J7 d" H, V, {
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ ; g) B- R: z, P( G3 H
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Eight woman八婆
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! \& O) ?% Y1 K6 X$ j3 c* xEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 3 s& j9 c' A2 U* z6 F0 P" W" I! s
1 t7 H& i4 p) Q+ mKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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9 c6 P% C" c. R9 ?Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 0 |& G7 t9 K; ]" F3 y. i! M
# H4 c) I# t* }( bI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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; w$ S$ w9 i9 E% C1 hHigh hand.高手 * v N j) S9 p+ W3 o; M
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 3 T! Q' i9 f6 p* }( _- H
: L, a. g' s, O) n1 i' i$ d: g! `5 UTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ( S/ ^# k0 A2 D0 g
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Good mother.好娘 & [& T# h4 S: V3 Z: S
/ I$ m+ E; s9 RYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ( ~+ w- Y. B1 x
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Old dot.老點
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' d S5 Y- ?# i E* yOne old water 一舊水 1 v5 J2 M1 @/ l3 n. D9 e
& I/ I3 u- R8 Y g+ LWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 0 z3 Y+ }0 n' d! B# ~& e* O" D: x% f
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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8 l* Q Q5 y: } q0 n! B1 z+ |5 TMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 3 X9 _; F# t7 F$ @! O3 m0 Y
) w, A0 N& ~# cA dragon service.一條龍服務 1 W4 m4 A/ ]. e2 K
/ g, b2 }4 V4 M& P3 n6 D; q' W4 FHold hold water.楂楂水 9 ]) k5 f' e0 O ^# B3 Q
) X' J6 S G- @" O x0 S& Q6 vPump water.抽水 : E' t4 d y3 [4 v5 u3 ]
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Two hit six.二打六 . [8 ]+ {" P6 X
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