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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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& M; ~3 g. U+ \2 i- `Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 1 q+ E" B( h; M, f) f/ a0 F
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ( Y# u' k6 f9 F/ ^8 Y- l

7 m$ ]5 z: B" V- T3 Q: k8 WYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! - [8 ~$ z8 X& T6 v/ E9 S1 }
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 4 @6 e% c: m" |! l

# Y$ c. n0 @" V  T( s1 kFish skin~魚皮 。 9 z3 J- s) G  P4 x, P

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fall on your street.""你個"K" " q  I  }; I  k* w) @

7 w6 e: W- a" eBlow water吹水
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1 @- ]  \6 M3 Q: e, XMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 1 V6 k# _3 Q* S) g/ {* M

9 i8 ?( Q: A* s" W! f5 ^& `  jBlow chicken吹雞
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; B! z+ B% X4 ?6 f* B. H& }I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
" n, Q. k4 j; q! k) w& d1 B' s# k1 e我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 / L" l4 n  R4 x+ u) R1 c" [4 H# @- B
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 9 [' M$ V3 N5 d9 Z) D- r
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 4 e  C5 g2 _8 F* x4 E
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 2 O+ a/ l0 Y7 e. U" U+ z% }
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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1 b' a+ m! V& y* ?* t; C5 ?" O3 vAre you road?你係唔係路呀?   I" W! |2 Z8 a! E/ m2 Z# u$ a

5 n' g6 {; c5 c# [6 [* D; X# \& J5 XEat banana食蕉
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' K% @5 R$ E' vYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ! k2 H7 ]4 M1 k" y8 L8 R. v2 _. m0 _( g

) |; J7 D' V7 e2 K& [2 YHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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4 N7 P1 a# t7 `  |# QWhat the water are you?你係乜水? ' U& k, O7 r% K: _

8 t* c- ^" t) J, d8 BWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ) n; p0 n" Q( X0 M( K4 D
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 0 i$ W7 d' [6 s4 D* Z
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Do the world做世界 。 $ D) I* ~* O6 M

% s0 `4 C+ {# T7 P& u: SBig tea rice大茶飯 。 ; W( y. Y) n3 K: |
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? & g; `% k, j3 |& x/ b6 Q, ?7 k
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Cut girl 界女 4 R3 ~  A! X/ O! B

7 s/ V' C+ U9 _0 D# oThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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; }2 G) u7 K; `! BI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 9 \" n. P- n8 D* ]: e' o+ L

- ^" @  V& A" }6 x' \& BYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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  H5 O  i4 y2 n/ `5 y& ^' c( YDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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& w8 {) ]1 h9 ]4 U/ z! ULaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 5 ?  k" s$ h8 s3 M) p
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. * s6 o. J7 X7 M# Q
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! / o& J6 u! b# `* S  C' |6 g

' C2 [1 A  H* BEight woman八婆 ' ]8 m1 a# m: W1 v' }2 V

: j# ~. N: Y& S' k: PEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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7 a: k% `& h  e  K' e+ n9 t% LBlack son黑仔
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& _+ [# E  x8 c9 v& ^. N+ |8 fToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! + f% d/ z4 Q% d+ U  g$ X

+ V$ z. y+ |+ f! B5 BWear grass著草
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! T; x+ b6 ~6 x) O& D7 e- jI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 / ~1 Q+ y' y  s3 x8 E3 X! K
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 2 a* X7 u  ~# N& d3 c# K
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High hand.高手 6 e. V( p. v3 h2 ?% P5 E

+ Z! X) H( f% V- B% c: `7 yA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教   b' X% `# b' F6 g4 ^' I

! `6 b, h9 w% K' F, V; CTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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/ y4 [" _- _! ?8 x3 `1 b2 H) wYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ! [+ ^$ X- Z! S
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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" {/ I) P4 k, z" L5 QWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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: P7 J- ~/ Y8 VA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 8 f5 X) I2 R4 V2 ^( G( @

% I, _) C9 p/ P7 x8 X2 s. ~Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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8 g+ X0 ~% ~7 L1 m# j; t" N; WA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 ; T2 n/ }& @5 j& L" v

: C) _, b' U" {; j5 h# R) Y' XTwo hit six.二打六 + M0 q9 q# S  d
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
, |5 X% r3 U; _. j- ~. ?( II hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:/ M5 T) l: D! ]
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9 [. b8 X" t5 A5 l) iyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳; h- U1 U' @5 l3 m' b. a+ M; }
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...7 C. F% @6 I* Q7 |7 _: p* @
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..( s  j) x  T/ h! H: p; @( Q; Y
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好無聊下
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

^^"
呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
( l+ {% R' c' \* P# p最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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