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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ; b8 G, b" v+ Y# C; c! f9 B
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 0 I8 U: i. q7 H3 F7 i+ V; G7 ~

, y5 m% _5 Y2 lYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? + D& K& J( v; O1 m. f
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ( v: e: N1 t0 a
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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. L2 S- i9 x" V" q8 `Fall on a street@@ 。
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+ e1 m. q0 U5 l( \$ \1 N( Mfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水5 Q3 X3 c" [9 O+ r
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 9 y* h/ `1 G0 L- N9 K% }8 r

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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 X. Y' r( q* F+ @# S
我吹雞打你班友 。 3 H9 d& G* o8 O& R
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。   B5 k2 @' Z1 {9 H& v/ i
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
5 Y( r: X! Q6 b" S; m6 e點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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, ]! E2 g2 V8 K% m, }You see road carefully你小心睇路。 . w& n6 O# O* l
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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: i: R9 e5 n1 w, h7 mPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 4 A& C2 F! i- _! [& W; p8 t+ j

- i  P1 l; q/ X, k' bHow senior are you?你算老幾? - |6 F0 d) g+ N  F/ N6 A
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? & d) `9 g1 j/ q6 T/ J
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 2 r* Y, y9 K" K0 d
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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% ?' s* ~5 I2 i+ v+ W$ ?! A! uWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? / i% v- p; h5 r( P$ [
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Cut girl 界女 - Z: j; L( x" O3 r6 |7 [
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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& q- y8 _5 |8 qCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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8 ]& k5 T( T) c8 ]I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! * Z3 N3 Z& c' D/ T; Y- u  C
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! * x7 f$ B% r( A

% G% }9 O1 b% {, L2 oDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 0 A) O0 h* B& j/ j6 Q; N# }

! p) l9 F. ]* v( p5 z4 S5 iYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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: Z6 A. x: K; t4 j& HAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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7 h, j5 W( n0 U) V& ?Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 " V9 k' g' B4 U5 b

& d. f2 U2 q- z" o; _: kYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 8 \6 y1 `3 v8 A( _( C8 E  C

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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! / W* r, o  K( h3 w* Q1 A/ u( L
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Wear grass著草
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. B. C4 v0 T* M# _5 }2 dI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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! e8 q, z3 U3 n3 B" RI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 7 r; S: }) _8 [) j
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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3 t  }. T% I1 G$ B1 pWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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1 D2 i. Q+ k+ M1 Z# a" K& ^0 _: fA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 + q8 }5 j) x( w4 q3 c. x5 i% Z" r
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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0 L* q) n- q) S7 s/ [9 \A dragon service.一條龍服務
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, E7 C7 \! K: ]9 aHold hold water.楂楂水 " Y0 n( j1 }  X1 Y+ z) z8 i
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Pump water.抽水 5 Y7 E  k' }0 S, U9 |7 p3 u# z# f" Y
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Two hit six.二打六 , H5 Y( D, r( t5 }: h. c" }

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This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳: ?  T/ c& k. |+ B, [
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:: C0 W$ x  A; E- a8 `
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳' l2 Z; B4 z- }8 a# Q
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識..., o& H+ X7 k/ T) ?) G7 H
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..% p$ Q! d, U7 L4 K% c
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好無聊下+ F2 C) c( h' o; c: F* D* M
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。) N2 J: L. H% k/ K! V  j9 o. Q
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger5 P; R, q0 V# v+ a5 Z) }+ k) Y3 T
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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