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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 / J m+ X! _7 A! w( X& U
: @' [* A$ S5 ]2 ], V+ c4 o. z. HPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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9 t8 h' ^% a' K" v' s) Y+ TI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ; H$ C/ A6 h, L. ~3 I- N, ^
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 2 s3 u' [* y( F2 \7 {$ J
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 3 P# I, l# s# \& H
* p% E. n0 h/ Z. L7 ^2 gFall on a street@@ 。
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) M3 z9 {* F1 b% r, s2 w8 T% cfall on your street.""你個"K" . C c" S4 G1 }
) M6 H! b, u2 f7 {; k3 `Blow water吹水
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" w6 g+ e5 S" ~ L2 ^% Q/ bMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 5 V+ L. W* F# u, p1 l! Y5 ~8 O& J7 K
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Blow chicken吹雞 ' F. E& ~% h: j: h. W* `
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 C E1 }! h$ S3 U0 s( o
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 6 p' P" v% A3 R! p% P! p% D E+ d! E
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Face green green臉青青 。
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1 N) e' m2 |$ Q: b"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
5 \/ g3 K0 s8 @ y; L0 [點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 - G) O) J. f" d. [2 r5 G: s. T0 {
( D. c7 ` h- @% `' j. d( F) sYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ! d- ~% ^- S5 z! P( h
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 5 F' n% z3 ]' ]5 T* u4 a J
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 4 g i! {% |9 O; c& |
/ v5 ?' i* X- y5 C5 r; R4 B( LPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 * o( ` p1 g5 I8 X4 U/ M2 h
6 x( U' H) U' tYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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: T" G# V- ]6 ?. @& E EHow senior are you?你算老幾? . j! k9 J+ R" X% A; H
; L% s1 \4 B; O- CWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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- _. g) U* U( i, K, Q( qWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 7 V5 o4 [! M" K9 J1 G! x$ ?
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Cut girl 界女 8 C5 f8 N" ] Y Y. O. Y
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 % F1 ?0 j' h) f/ u! K
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! " w" G/ e- q4 X
% Y: q9 `/ ]* V* j0 z2 |; cI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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! k5 _3 }2 v4 T$ P/ VCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 9 E* t/ x* K, f" D9 \9 K
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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0 R- H& X- @3 y0 G" UYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 & }5 u# q6 P( S
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 S: G& o2 X/ `# S7 k
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
$ f( G7 p& T' \. P& [5 v你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 1 n5 K) e2 r9 ~6 }
% h0 x3 t# R5 Q9 g4 CEight woman八婆 ' G3 F8 V$ s( Z g# [8 w9 m
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! $ Z; `( J5 t; G8 N& j
5 w1 h0 C, @5 b n* uKing eight egg.王八蛋 8 l; C$ B# H& g# W6 M' p
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Black son黑仔 ' [4 v3 |1 S$ c
4 x1 s4 I# c9 t, @2 VToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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' N) d0 h5 X4 U) r0 XWear grass著草
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1 t& A2 y1 }% ^7 QI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ( ]1 C+ B2 t: v; H! N' w$ \/ S
6 G5 j( L; P. d1 B3 \! u s) [0 _I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! & A( O3 }6 t3 D' `
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High hand.高手
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$ t9 _5 v. Z8 Q( B, ~* RA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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/ d9 ?3 i7 W9 {/ k, uGood mother.好娘
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5 p5 G! l9 ^7 c- m# s, z0 GYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! . [) n9 K! A. l$ J3 H9 D
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One old water 一舊水
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, L2 e W6 J' V7 R; d/ o2 }/ uWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? . q5 F% K4 u8 r" F* E P. ?9 i5 C
* N7 }' V4 N n, HA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 1 Q# d% Y/ V) w- Q& ?7 ?( b' J# B
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ' B+ ^) k8 r2 e3 c+ x* e8 U3 n
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 . V/ u6 t( E0 s& O
. u0 }0 i# ~3 s5 x2 Z) gA dragon service.一條龍服務 ( s" N8 T; o; x- s
* G4 B9 M- ^ H! I; ]0 b8 x/ t7 C$ qHold hold water.楂楂水
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: |# g l+ ?$ JPump water.抽水 9 F8 @% U$ n3 v8 Y
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Two hit six.二打六
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