<<新主題 | 舊主題>>
娛樂滿紛 26FUN » 吹水版 » 港式英語… :):):):):)
返回列表 回復 發帖

港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
' j& F. A% m. N; R3 g3 f5 }: w* c4 q  J

4 N# Y9 ]+ |+ T8 s: T$ u1 F(轉)港式英語 * j0 V3 K7 r: ]% J0 j

7 d+ G) @9 N2 Z9 BPiano piano green 琴琴青
( W8 V. V% M& d) ?
0 }% k. k4 l# v2 i, DPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。   r" ~- m' I7 P8 @

1 B$ {: Y$ u8 D9 p( A3 u$ fI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
3 [0 A- X3 {' o1 ^
" L& o( O+ F, a9 jYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? : r* @4 ~2 ^6 d7 ~5 e) K

% L: ]9 `1 T3 u" hI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
. `( U" V) B; m, g; {- t/ d" `7 M
4 S/ O6 w! y  @If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! $ [% X3 e( |, @/ R

) \. P/ x2 {1 h* l- ~! CFish skin~魚皮 。 ' {, g3 H$ O3 z$ }1 _

) s5 v. M( K, NFall on a street@@ 。 * b9 c; G. {1 T, N0 {

9 u, z/ W; r- J- @7 X- ofall on your street.""你個"K"   A3 k" Q2 ]0 J. x7 ?3 b
% q* \0 a; Q2 ]' ~+ n" [+ k
Blow water吹水
7 Q8 u3 \: H9 @5 F4 H" o8 `6 {* i8 Y" e
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
6 A+ K5 O- U$ t- F6 @& l8 Z' l4 u$ M* R! y
Blow chicken吹雞
8 H$ }  y( z8 H1 l; \+ S: I: ^4 @' Y8 ]; w& O
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
+ o$ i# G+ ~* U$ v我吹雞打你班友 。   C4 e2 ^2 i" z- U! O" ^4 W

" I, _2 X9 h$ t/ m' Y4 wStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
: I8 K4 y9 C, G& M' Y- U. f' |: f- M% v& X) g' `7 f
Face green green臉青青 。 , P6 T+ g& p1 h2 {4 I) S
- y9 R/ t2 [: d; b8 t
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
0 y# R5 [+ X# I5 i. q$ a9 E$ N$ F點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
  J( F7 L5 E1 H! z6 x# E( H, N' l
( X' V- D# `! S+ ]  H: XYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
" g  b8 I  y4 ?4 p4 ]$ W; K2 _- i. D* m7 E
You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - x" y5 J4 u: Z# V5 C

+ \, _) J9 s" Z% V1 n/ nYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ) J3 @# j8 }' g0 A! s
* `# r$ n& `7 P( V  d) F5 s: |
People mountain people sea人山人海。 ) ?8 |; y" B  U; l2 {( c. ]
/ d9 u$ _. D. \, E4 }# z, J  @
Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
/ }: d3 D" d+ c* @$ n- {' Q/ ~! n7 c% D6 T" A. X& t/ w
Eat banana食蕉
( O5 L& J7 I, P4 [$ W/ T- Q
" M' A6 d4 |1 k* i2 [8 e& `( G5 mYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
$ f# H3 Q8 J( U5 N# L
) S( F! p1 ~$ c- B% Y. UHow senior are you?你算老幾? / A. U6 y( l* [$ N4 U
7 l/ w: f8 _! N  x
What the water are you?你係乜水?
# o3 ]" z$ o1 w+ E- O. @# s
8 r2 x2 n  k! `8 UWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
- \; s" j2 G2 }) G9 \: \) H4 a5 g- W7 Q% U& I* K2 E
Do you big me?你大我呀? 2 K- J: d- d" ~0 Z) w+ e! H  I+ V7 J
# ?; p$ I' {( b$ Z( q
Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
3 u" S7 h7 Y# m# q1 F& @* D0 [7 |: P' Q" w7 s+ X
Do the world做世界 。
1 q9 j. P* }7 g* i& V4 e; N7 l/ _$ n) v3 X: j2 U  g2 C4 _1 L
Big tea rice大茶飯 。 5 W  |7 O0 H2 ?/ T$ r8 K  g' e) X
0 J: i+ q8 O, @% r. }% d/ I% k
What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
2 g' f3 x& M0 @% c& m* E# z5 \
' B$ @4 W: j8 N( o$ q% j- y% mCut girl 界女 & V) w+ C  k# S5 w8 t; ?* t; O# d5 S

$ t1 }# M* v6 D; dThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 9 ]. L2 f6 ?, s, c& O3 l. J& Y

* y; Q% v( U/ r* t, x; g0 tCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
( t8 Z- ^, U2 }( T
& c: y" G) t% }3 Z( d3 `3 QI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
5 ?4 N" f* w# h2 T: z$ b7 Q6 G* ~5 ^
Collect father收爹
: @. X5 ?; P" i. X& s$ V5 k7 q- B6 p$ I# m
You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 8 A( m* H: R/ j5 V

5 Q0 R( C# }) W4 k& q, q2 pDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
7 b6 p) @# P/ j- g$ k. |
+ t& g% P$ `3 m: y. g; S* zLaugh die me.笑死我。
( Z/ ^- a5 O1 \$ g# g1 M, h% o: E4 z
You give me stop.你同我企係度。
7 ], H) l8 q) W) A6 T2 J
1 }7 F& Z+ [- L. X+ t  d+ P$ \) SAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 5 w- ^/ C" l: ]
! a' z4 o- [; P$ m0 z4 j  {
Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' T# d* X3 i) o+ T9 U' \

  m! j8 Y& g" c! h# fYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
( P  k4 ]2 H" K. X; u& d4 b你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
- h4 `: ^% e1 m8 Z& |- I, D9 T; I" U) x- }
Eight woman八婆
- t! f9 Q+ p/ m- S. {7 b& K
  q$ `; n) x0 a- O4 V. h+ {" ~Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
3 S: O: N0 T5 p* _) E- K5 ~* r! [2 g' f' p
King eight egg.王八蛋
" R5 h8 W% `3 Y$ D6 n  `
0 E3 j' H' i/ k+ x4 {) T9 EBlack son黑仔
) P6 q; {: i( [; E
6 F8 T. Q, _8 H+ E9 }Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
) R! u, A5 \/ \6 s& l# }0 H2 y) l/ y. z0 W6 {7 E
Wear grass著草 % M6 ^4 O; w' A& v; J) t0 A1 S

; n0 M) n2 h3 Y' K: X7 V4 {I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 $ s% ?( v: ^7 s' q( [2 ^
2 `- q5 |& l) g
I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! & J; v, R3 o4 D2 F" p

) i, J# \* I6 ]' y( EHigh hand.高手   v" m5 J3 c9 {# ~
3 K+ \8 t; N( A& O+ B7 a
A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 0 L' e3 v. @* J9 A
, Z. F2 m2 a7 L% Z! q
To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
* f; U; ^- q0 D/ b5 @5 N) P4 b: r; W
Good mother.好娘
: o" r4 _* N- C9 C
5 q- e( @: ^9 ], UYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
: B4 g+ A1 c6 A0 ], s% y3 [
" {1 g' |+ W. d8 X1 W! mOld dot.老點
& f- m/ B5 H% g8 ]
1 K+ A5 ^2 Y% V7 qOne old water 一舊水 9 R' s7 N# Q* G; M( t; c4 Q
# `' o, Q* {" `0 R) b
What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
. }5 D4 W4 f& @  J+ D
- a5 p8 T9 X9 oA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ! ]' X/ Q/ W4 T) r: V

- ~& d1 `: l7 O0 |8 }7 Z" DA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ) X  ^+ V$ m! m" j( U

2 d# [2 b- _- J/ C+ S; kMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 3 [& t& Q' D7 M- f: J

1 s' \4 _7 P9 P3 ^! |5 |# ^* @" lA dragon service.一條龍服務 5 n/ }) c5 T( U3 G! C8 K% P% i

0 Z0 k! K' _5 V0 w$ x) w& ^Hold hold water.楂楂水 + i4 s' ~* N2 R

% C! S9 U' {3 ]& L, }! D3 a" ^Pump water.抽水 , B& }8 I6 b9 L

" d. Q: ^, X7 o% B$ {Two hit six.二打六 6 d% [* C) ^7 Y" Y. ]- F
. `0 o! x! z' u
Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有( R. V5 v9 E0 Z: P! o
1 _7 f5 M0 ^7 u5 I2 ?* V' |) c
you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
0 ]; \3 R1 @% G% C& J- ?. EI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:, j4 d! c9 [0 F0 X2 Z1 g# ?
還有
1 x. s; u% Q: T" d- U( F$ A1 `: r) g3 r' b- {
you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
1 n; s! C5 D3 Y) @# ~I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
( L! }( b" H! b" e, Xd人係連inner都唔識...2 s: d' p* X- K
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..8 e6 P; d6 `3 K# E$ ]6 ?
( ?" k: s$ c( G: }' v( A& a$ ?) t% e0 i
好無聊下
$ q* X' p8 u+ `$ R3 E! W4 o: U7 P+ w* j) E! U$ n; g  R
直釋-0-
個人意見~~

^^"
呢d野﹐可以自創。! V2 E$ ^* }+ Y. e+ d5 ^4 f6 Q- q+ B
例如:
' E8 m& h! P0 U3 f: Mgood rope 好索
有d以前睇過, z$ O, |" K2 D
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
/ L- l, z! U$ M, v+ _4 o# o仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger* ]5 B8 i0 K: ^# D, s' ?; b

$ {6 K- i/ E# [2 }9 S% w& P6 y我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
) j' `% z, y/ Y8 K" \" K9 ui very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
返回列表 回復 發帖
<<新主題 | 舊主題>>
娛樂滿紛 26FUN » 吹水版 » 港式英語… :):):):):)

重要聲明:26fun.com為一個討論區服務網站。本網站是以即時上載留言的方式運作,26fun.com對所有留言的真實性、完整性及立場等,不負任何法律責任。而一切留言之言論只代表留言者個人意見,並非本網站之立場,用戶不應信賴內容,並應自行判斷內容之真實性。於有關情形下,用戶應尋求專業意見(如涉及醫療、法律或投資等問題)。 由於本討論區受到「即時上載留言」運作方式所規限,故不能完全監察所有留言,若讀者發現有留言出現問題,請聯絡我們。26fun.com有權刪除任何留言及拒絕任何人士上載留言,同時亦有不刪除留言的權利。切勿撰寫粗言穢語、誹謗、渲染色情暴力或人身攻擊的言論,敬請自律。本網站保留一切法律權利。