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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到無力食飯~~/ g+ ]2 Q9 o8 Z8 U' ]! X
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(轉)港式英語
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1 H0 v/ {# @) ?$ c& V0 S) dPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? . b* x6 |8 p; ^, t$ W
$ n0 i% ^8 f$ Z8 n' vI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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3 v: E& e$ T# F6 @$ \8 E2 e6 h( IIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 9 S4 ?$ u& E& i) R% J) Y! M, i
N6 r% L6 b1 sFish skin~魚皮 。
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0 T7 T0 @$ U, F6 E. SFall on a street@@ 。 5 W I% g/ r% a# v
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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5 f/ n+ F1 o3 y3 i: y* DMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 % v1 R: S' l8 u$ s6 y i% ?) q
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Blow chicken吹雞 ' T7 S$ g# M+ z8 H
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 d% E9 j' {0 ^6 [% j) ~
我吹雞打你班友 。
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( M! s3 {8 Z) U4 f1 jStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 & p2 ~! \& W# R/ c7 b$ i
9 V7 Y0 h; H# g s"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 9 W$ r# I0 i9 i9 x
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 , `8 W0 ?7 r e
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 . C: a4 f0 M% f' X) x! ]0 I+ Q
( f9 W/ G# `/ g" I6 YYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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2 F/ o) j: x! [5 bYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 $ e7 W: _( q. a& }6 f) L
9 @1 c1 R% P9 x* y$ ^3 C% p5 p- H& APeople mountain people sea人山人海。 & p- a+ ?- R0 X% V- `: R, H" R
}4 v/ q* V* V6 C! AAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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?9 m2 T! o1 j5 hEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 - L( c1 P0 P# K& W
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How senior are you?你算老幾? / v* D9 s5 ?* R% z/ {5 u2 Y
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What the water are you?你係乜水? . w+ n3 Z3 }5 a- Q3 `$ c* ~9 }
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 5 \2 E. t; u9 I' S* Z
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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& F4 e+ q& i0 m. [0 IBig tea rice大茶飯 。 , }& o/ R) {. M; Q6 ^
! U# k6 `. n/ T- u* S9 sWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ; u5 v/ P7 q9 \
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Cut girl 界女
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# l# X* Q' t( p1 l/ }The king of cutting girl.界女王。 5 x! p. w/ a! e/ ^# Q
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! - ~& ^/ I, p& ?$ R7 E- |8 ]# X
: D4 g* X2 i! O$ y9 `8 d8 f3 LI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 6 R# F2 ]; \( V( g) U
& s% G3 D! s& C0 m! iYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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) Q! F% d n% j/ H: x! z3 Q4 NDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 4 p9 {. E$ H8 @; X y
1 i9 {0 S" c; d: P. R8 `Laugh die me.笑死我。
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& `2 S8 M t4 H/ K/ WYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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- ]8 A( y* F6 }0 W7 D5 FHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 1 A+ m" j g7 ?; G
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! # Q, T3 n& l$ |$ H: ?9 W
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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3 _- ?" \- Z) J( CBlack son黑仔 # u3 ~# c4 E* M) ~9 w- S
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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, Y: y+ W6 d H% I% pWear grass著草 # n! q: J8 j3 ?0 n/ }+ |" K
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 1 L1 b( `3 H5 Q/ ~6 \7 @
9 N9 v* H1 b( H) k3 \5 XHigh hand.高手
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 " {9 k% h& B4 d$ Y) D* X
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Good mother.好娘 " r. j6 d" F3 D* |% d. _
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 5 x' o. _$ N ~4 ~+ x
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 5 E8 O( B: X, x+ f9 A' }
9 o/ W( B/ Q }2 t3 m5 o' _. XWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? " Y0 e+ g# ?% J* F+ ^$ T
9 |5 {" B2 w8 o% vA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ) H$ q7 h+ G+ I9 f& y& i$ J
& O' W0 j2 [6 ?% e9 ?A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 , c0 z+ H5 I8 b; X" L* N. y
5 A! o; ~% h E4 OMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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% f) L3 ?+ c+ P! H' t; x3 A+ RA dragon service.一條龍服務
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. g* {5 P9 @9 i- f* Y8 s0 q0 Q% G1 iHold hold water.楂楂水 ' f/ T4 k2 n% A5 x+ U
3 [0 Q7 N8 x1 N; e6 GPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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