港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語
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+ t" K1 s; R2 p, \% qPiano piano green 琴琴青
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9 `$ O' B) n0 r; S( Q! FPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 6 ^, V* a4 e. o+ y
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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9 R+ P: n% |6 H, x  O% ^" aFish skin~魚皮 。 / u3 z% ^7 K' D' W4 B

7 \& i- s$ j$ q! Z5 }Fall on a street@@ 。 ! @) t0 ?; E+ T. e) G

5 r  K0 G5 o; Q6 s& [7 Ifall on your street.""你個"K"
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- C! G+ B; G# L3 U/ m* D% [Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
- Y. P' L+ K! q我吹雞打你班友 。 4 Q3 M( n" D5 Y

* b3 |' c8 h$ `) o% T+ oStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 , I% y* G/ X! O5 T) G  _

# e9 N2 y6 L4 @9 H- k! OFace green green臉青青 。 7 B$ V, B9 E9 `1 j1 O

4 o) t) q7 y( V( ~"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" & \# S2 |/ r+ }1 X, K
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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' N6 K% [3 H+ i; E# U# K4 N. T4 gYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 9 H7 u5 r6 q, E0 W" \9 T8 e# a
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ! N, C1 n' M" ]+ m9 R/ Z
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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3 [* A$ o& V2 E8 ?- @People mountain people sea人山人海。
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5 p9 |$ q5 y( A8 T  a( D6 EAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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9 W+ t% w6 ^9 Q. @+ C$ V& g- xEat banana食蕉 - M0 z* @, Z; b1 q. [
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 1 L# ]- N3 r' H" b. f9 R; g

3 @3 V+ H8 q# e" lHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? - j: l* A( ^# X; e

, j2 }9 T% y6 ?5 c; SWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ) V5 Z* S8 W5 ]

! B  y% ]* r: e# a- k3 E1 GDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ! s7 f! ]- b( w
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? , X6 k* ~3 ?  @; N! L. w
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Cut girl 界女 6 |7 [- j9 Z; J, L7 |: R4 p
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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& \& [  K# T7 ]9 ZCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 0 f, ~& V! f! i
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 * {5 m7 g4 e/ e7 u
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 7 h1 G( |3 n  F5 U
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 8 G! q" ?. i/ `' X7 V* ?) R

, q* u  b9 a# O) B2 YYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ; Y' P3 D: u: A" M7 a
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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8 s9 [& Y8 Z) _Eight woman八婆   F; H# n7 p/ N3 ~
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 8 P2 @5 S1 F! F- H8 i5 A, s

3 q+ Y$ U) Y# f3 S: CKing eight egg.王八蛋 - R) P) f( i- x

  d+ Y2 k: z- A, }3 P1 g$ a/ Q$ gBlack son黑仔   E4 p7 ~& Y' S1 J6 p2 y2 Z3 f/ V, Z$ Y
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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) S# V; A( `; ~) uI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 4 B' V5 L* c3 B& @! v3 A
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High hand.高手 4 K: w* ~6 y, a8 N3 y1 x: t5 w
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ' n4 l) \! k  _, ?$ M9 ?

$ T6 T6 ~7 s! P( N, [5 w/ oTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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: X$ _" s5 n5 D/ e9 CGood mother.好娘
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% X. ~) ]5 `/ |You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 0 }: C8 ^( B" y
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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9 X' u0 ]  u& @% b. E% W& uWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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$ E7 c: S2 O' `5 AA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ! Z' ?  b. N- n, b9 P$ X

9 U- e7 U8 K* M; hA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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1 C& }0 {: `. @6 {: c& l1 IPump water.抽水 4 O+ v. t; R2 i
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Two hit six.二打六 " ?+ P: H) p0 _. ]; z! Y: n

: d( b- l; y4 Y& G; rTwo five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

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/ K1 k3 U; r( W8 K( R6 Zyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
1 V- e# S4 `- [7 j2 U7 l5 g- MI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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/ [0 l8 d: E5 H# ~9 P6 D& Lyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳% {' s5 d0 l' a6 @( }
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...8 a0 \" l3 q+ L" i
用inside..

tkc314

之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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奇

有d以前睇過
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super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger
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5 i) E; K  R7 a  _$ Z我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks !
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