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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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1 @; r9 I4 j& o3 X2 _ I（轉）港式英語
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' i3 Y9 P5 p& A9 H" [5 oPiano piano green 琴琴青
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4 M* q" Z: j8 T# fPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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2 J- L1 {% i1 C; v9 XI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ . q9 A' T: G% a. A2 R
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ; c: |2 [4 Z2 R: H
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Fall on a street@@ 。 5 L$ y/ A2 I4 Q# y' a4 F0 G! p
" g2 C( N; O- }2 z# L: ?9 N/ Y' {fall on your street.""你個"K"
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6 K' \- H7 C, uBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 L# x6 m) u2 G+ C) B$ E% O
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 5 j7 {5 y* N S+ V
& r. Q- z% r# |Face green green臉青青 。
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0 v3 g9 f/ y: L4 ~( |"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
, X2 V5 _& z, I( m4 k& x點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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R0 V- A# J0 K, ^7 j0 PYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 2 k: @: i+ j7 u+ ]$ I8 G. x: Q
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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. T' C0 U; A2 T5 C3 C7 }People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? . A& I( A! a$ s9 X% |- y f& g
) N& Y4 _6 E! o- v7 j% r1 d3 X; l0 GEat banana食蕉
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. l8 C% ^! w/ F$ VYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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* Y5 ^- b2 U# f4 A- ^! `, |' \. n2 DHow senior are you?你算老幾? 7 X2 R& F+ C ~2 E1 P& P8 P% F
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 5 i4 G8 ]! S: x0 S/ `/ T
/ [5 p8 w) d8 p/ y8 }8 P$ e/ s0 rDo you big me?你大我呀? % ^- z0 l% f; K/ t+ a: n y1 w
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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. m9 ^6 q# [8 k6 N, }: O" lDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 * ?& q' J8 R; h9 I* e1 `
( X5 K0 w+ Y E8 y* b! P" nThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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$ D& A8 r; N; eCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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# o4 y, f& h/ G1 O# @% z# c [I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 " n8 s" J8 U% A/ H* q, A; Z
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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+ Y; C+ `& A. v8 p! Y+ PLaugh die me.笑死我。 ' b& v- c& I- F- O1 |" L: ]! d# |
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 * I _2 Z' W1 U+ M) v
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 0 A; b& d+ z2 ^2 z
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ( b- }9 ?8 x( J- v! }0 d' a
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 ; ?, u$ O% @ P$ n; M/ H2 b
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 0 w( ]3 ?! g4 c p; b# J( N
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 . @9 X( s( C& Z! `2 j% n
6 Y% a8 A* z7 h, B9 r$ T1 o( H ?To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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* T+ h* H5 W5 [- x0 [Old dot.老點 % x, }! T4 z; R: f. \! T/ ~- G
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One old water 一舊水 : _0 x# g% D( r/ N8 H4 ^5 g
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? - S& ?, C7 y# v M Z4 b
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9 O4 m4 e( ]: G' y/ yA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ) F6 F& Y4 s: t& m& Q
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 j+ R1 {3 z" K( d2 f1 U3 G
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ) z: O+ ^- H5 c7 J4 M
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Pump water.抽水 ; s! C2 l' \5 L( X B
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Two hit six.二打六 7 h; ^* t& B6 s+ C6 K h6 ]
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