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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  6 c, |8 ?, b" M+ r
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% w9 n3 a2 }( r; B; ?(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ( b. D$ g2 f- Y7 p9 F
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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* ~# I# }, o- Y, hI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! - H" r+ h/ J( |5 {
0 R6 p: N" b& d1 {9 k6 F1 } Q$ l/ v) bYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ' }4 ~0 U" |7 ~* ^/ ?. t
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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( s. ?$ W& Y) y w9 \- W/ ?' k' Jfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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) ~1 B6 e! ]/ c7 s' YMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 - n5 g9 Q5 c: V8 Q' H
1 Z s- v k* ]* A6 c: NBlow chicken吹雞 ! B* k i3 X4 l
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
2 g. Z% _/ o& u我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 * n! `8 W0 L. E0 D- X
6 y5 n# @$ Y, m6 E e3 k/ qFace green green臉青青 。
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x0 o2 M# [7 t3 O6 [" N"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
- {. \' M# L' c" ]! ~+ e" Q$ Z( V/ _點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 / ^9 e" z* t2 M- B9 p4 [% B$ B
- y! j4 a* Q+ J' c4 X4 r% FYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 2 v% }+ y# {. p0 U8 F
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ' g: D! k- w+ n7 r) @. `& C; Q
1 p; b2 X9 a! u( e8 z+ UHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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6 v# s2 r7 n7 v( AWhat the water are you?你係乜水? # j) O% V) L6 P' [ O4 C
' M# [& d8 H5 {. P( ]Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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3 M3 A- }2 ~1 [0 I2 V& C0 @Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ; |7 \5 _% `" \4 Y6 [3 V" }; z
& ^* C- f2 @3 u. T0 E) VDo the world做世界 。 9 F6 U9 | i& U: x" j% e$ r
+ H* ?3 F) s0 m- [. I4 a, CBig tea rice大茶飯 。 6 ~( `& W/ S6 ] v( a9 X; p) f
! H% T+ ]: e. N; aWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 / C8 n) }; c" H/ t) c% ~8 Z
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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: `9 D7 W m( Z2 F$ |Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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% G# g5 @: A+ K3 V' d: ~7 XCollect father收爹 ( o! j! k' ?, o9 _+ R/ P
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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0 V$ F5 p9 c; O, X" R! L0 |3 aDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 0 y' I+ C! Z/ {, ]6 C
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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+ s1 ?- D! o' `4 @' B9 }Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 % v4 i4 j1 J* Y
; i/ J% Y5 z$ q( G' |You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : J) E( m. J- H/ d7 [( S' f
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 9 p3 E' K' G* O) e8 E- X3 k. H
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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1 P) k- l# t' S0 ~4 wToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! . x' ?3 i3 T; S& \
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ( z8 `+ C+ O# E* K! [5 Q
% i! R) z+ u$ ?: G1 [5 K5 I+ HI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! . F/ |+ a$ k2 o# r
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 / n5 Q8 P: c. p7 F- o
7 r) T/ }8 I0 {To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 0 d) n$ s- k/ [: W, E7 R
+ H" v9 R/ F6 N1 S; }1 [You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ) Z) W& t7 l6 O, {
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Old dot.老點
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4 @6 S: k) w! {$ @/ v! jOne old water 一舊水 & S4 k" h1 t5 R B5 p7 q, v
- ^! Z3 V6 h& O& C. wWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 0 r4 p5 q4 X+ c( a, W
* ?# c- _' k* F5 O0 wA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 4 L+ G6 `* u$ R3 F
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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# b: {0 Y+ C i6 ~6 ?Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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8 q! x9 k* n. M0 [1 P \A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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( c" b" l/ o1 I N' P3 ~% dPump water.抽水
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Y7 o4 d% m& [* H& NTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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