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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語 " V" n( C7 ~+ K  L4 ?3 x
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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2 a. S$ j2 N1 Q0 f6 GPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ! F" R  M! T7 F5 N& r. [8 W8 t, P
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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6 @3 a, B% G+ l4 _* G% G4 S5 |I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! : `# {  H+ v. T/ `4 x+ G8 }1 H1 V

9 v& t8 r$ T, @: A7 M  mFish skin~魚皮 。
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1 y/ T+ X6 s  I% p+ [# hFall on a street@@ 。 6 V) }& ~; n+ a" C. Q* I7 O
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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$ c+ e9 |! _6 E' c7 `* ?# M" |% eBlow chicken吹雞
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* w9 [# r: d4 B- m3 r: |I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. " f+ w" M$ R5 U, Q: Y# g; A# A- i
我吹雞打你班友 。 & q9 ?& o3 i( B! G$ E) Q

/ ~" ^2 P1 b/ SStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 0 B- L& ?$ U. {% j4 L4 r3 X8 g

) S3 J5 |% c% m  T2 zFace green green臉青青 。
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' M) N$ r+ {! f"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ H+ M5 W9 `! h. ?
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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9 f9 W* [% m6 u) q0 Z# S1 ?" YYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 5 A  E5 N( I) L
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ( R7 p  S4 }# x, u, d/ z0 r+ q

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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ! b% n: V0 u% w- J2 w8 T2 L$ E9 n
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Eat banana食蕉
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5 V& I. i3 P0 ~& n; J+ g1 q2 F& XYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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" D8 ]7 E. g" l" KWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 5 {8 J' V+ F+ P8 j

4 r3 Q# g' z( \) J/ J. \) EWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ; r1 Y6 [. n& {9 p2 \
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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  H+ P3 R# _5 |: VDo the world做世界 。   x2 V4 D; w5 t2 Q" I

( B1 I. R* e6 L/ d1 i2 c9 PBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 & s6 z, |" \5 [: `

* e+ @1 P9 L1 u( iCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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$ J" ]9 H0 h  {0 a! ^I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! & Y& m* U, k" u! @# N1 C% D, i
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Collect father收爹 0 O" L: g9 _& a4 H0 {

& q+ K( z% o" n: B4 pYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 2 p; a5 ]: I& j& p! `

% f1 l6 Z" s  ?! }Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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8 I$ g: j, e5 W( l- e& ^) ]Laugh die me.笑死我。 + J/ n% }  }/ |3 z  p- a

4 A8 B/ E; @: T7 Y  i9 k- aYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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/ u: \! e8 d, ]. W2 x. n. H( e: jHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 * g$ ^) T8 N; c
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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2 l: \* h0 ]  S1 k" REight woman八婆 0 e- Z1 t, Q4 v: E( P, A$ j9 e# k
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! / K. w9 N2 G4 v; l/ O: H2 B
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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4 c: X% s5 ]# b0 v  V, eI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 7 x% t/ p1 k6 z/ C( K: o8 u; I

; M# L( H% N9 W* F! C& y% A2 B- uHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ( Y+ r7 R( p3 y

! z$ `+ I5 T- S/ |+ DTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ; W  H: r3 H; \. `5 M) x3 K

1 H* j: Y/ w5 z- L) i5 A0 z9 qGood mother.好娘 0 n+ ^& B- w6 p$ z  R
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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) a& H8 ~: a- m$ K5 g$ l, z) L9 ?Old dot.老點 ! S$ `0 E/ g# ]3 `" q

8 \4 R; ?! C* H8 Z  wOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ' s; i* v' L6 Q
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ' |* f4 K5 K$ E  I& o; y) U8 g( e7 T  c% o
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 6 B1 E; Q. z% y; k8 B
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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2 F! e( B) v. L6 k* j& O( QHold hold water.楂楂水
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0 O0 w& X5 O6 ]* N# `' f; N5 l; p( Y5 pPump water.抽水 . a& E! o7 C( C$ |/ K

4 @% Y3 V0 U8 @  [" f, F/ STwo hit six.二打六
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3 |3 G: s8 H% W4 ATwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
0 ~- |& g+ D0 C: [. II hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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有d以前睇過
0 M2 x+ N6 A' M8 |最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
1 Q2 ~5 O: N3 q; N4 {& V. J仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger  f  D  y. U1 R/ g1 u# s

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oh , thanks ! & w  j( j/ Y2 Y1 F( i5 }" ^8 H
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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