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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. + {7 O# |, c+ }  m" g

# p# J6 k3 N+ j; [" x習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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9 @" n6 v- i* i9 k% P0 P. u教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. - m& |0 f' j% p; M0 G6 b3 h

% w0 U) q% B9 |6 Q$ s/ @7 G2 M昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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" ~7 ~$ G! ~0 g2 w, e# s) R斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- B/ {# @" k% j+ a$ E竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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& j& m% C, n2 W* e1 D- {有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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9 a# l7 O% U% w3 O8 S教五子 :All his five son took it
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7 p, @) Y! Z' j4 N2 R* a名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 0 T# U( d* q8 ~) ^5 }6 n: J
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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- x  I$ o4 q9 g1 z父之過 :It is all your fault.
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# ?0 V9 v; W6 K% r教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, - r* I) e9 T5 m# H1 e

( T& k) R. R8 ~& B師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this + D7 @2 V0 d2 o# d( P
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ! u/ c- O- n, G
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 5 M& g* p) U% [2 ~

2 W( ^  o; p+ i9 L老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ' j$ H- @$ c! i8 d7 F- t& H
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, : \4 M1 y9 P$ ?9 D' H- |0 a
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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