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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ V* L$ R+ G  r( G
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性本善:Sex is good. + Q4 B2 t6 r, |% [0 C: p

+ J4 U; D( E/ `  x, {性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. / l; a+ {2 p9 s5 V4 b3 j) }; }# ~
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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: p2 l! C9 J7 o; P0 ]性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ; s+ q8 b/ r+ Z; E
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. $ {7 a# |0 a! B+ k8 |$ _
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 D/ e' y& w+ J

" \8 k# `6 @8 ~斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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8 _- D' x+ ]0 m3 G3 t# ~- Z教五子 :All his five son took it
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: z+ J+ G1 a( k# d- w名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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; {& B6 V- z( p3 O: d" I養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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% |0 T) C- h  H$ e. \) S父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ( b8 s' E5 K9 u4 f5 x% L2 }3 z

  a/ `( H( a! v: s師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this - `1 v1 E! U! ]

: G! l- V; G- G, G# g# o2 H非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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- e. X4 }$ {3 z幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 7 p0 P/ `% W/ [0 x0 [6 Y1 H

! k; B& n3 E- X, q! o玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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9 N4 Z2 W5 P/ V! J1 [1 M) l不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' m  \% k1 s3 X

8 X: U7 n- J3 F! R人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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