[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! P% x" l! ~& j1 q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' t: A$ S9 O2 c6 g99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 P' ]7 |, o1 O$ c

  k0 M; w. z# U* f2 g8 ^- T( X2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# i! s8 V, R# Z; r- R  a3 g) \a.They give like hell.
- [) t: `1 M/ i- z0 p5 Kb.They do not yell.4 }2 W( J) d( _  ?' N( O
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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$ P9 q2 ~; g) e% M& l0 T2 I7 i3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 V0 H/ ?  [# {( \
- a HEART to love him,
1 `) C1 ]# f1 C. u  t- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; Z) o6 F2 w) w+ \8 g- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. w* f3 r6 `3 y: q( |5 J$ g8 L% E; u- a SPADE to bury him!
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4 k0 O* ]' c7 q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, n6 {6 m' m- g) c) q: g  W% c; LBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: B  ^# T8 o" N0 ^5 |; L/ M+ P

" _4 I! U  \/ v. C5) What is the strongest muscle?
  k8 O+ r# L: u2 z; ?" r+ xThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 y& v2 d# N9 t. g# w2 m" ^5 W6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 k0 E- ^8 ?: S1 X: G* N4 ?% ^The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- t" s$ s) P6 B$ V  AWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% D9 p1 f) h9 [7 u) l

7 B5 J1 ?& u8 v5 K# b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 K" |7 T9 W- f$ Z& y- x
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great