[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) Q6 Q- R! `) l' [2 F# |9 Q, ~% B- x
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% ^) g4 k" G  ~9 o9 Y; ~" \
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 B; n: N8 a9 n+ k% m+ h: _
a.They give like hell.
$ B$ }. `" p7 S) a6 wb.They do not yell.$ j% a/ r+ R2 {$ Z0 f- ?3 ^
c.They do not tell.
# k* {$ _3 q4 b; u" Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., |7 F& V2 ]) G  [$ Y3 H) G4 f

* g" H8 B6 @4 W2 n* i3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( z' V7 w+ D3 [: z- J- a HEART to love him,
* n- t+ l, s  S6 G- a DIAMOND to marry him,
4 S# l( t. M/ H! B7 i- F0 @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 s" t. B+ _) u& ~* {  k+ g
- a SPADE to bury him!. `. p! U4 ~) o+ H6 u$ r8 P

4 w! S. V5 W0 ^8 G3 U. x- \4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: w+ y& e: }1 Z/ L
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?$ C5 |& k$ l# A3 w# p$ ^+ e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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* z. X$ K! z# v5 b: S3 C  G. X6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- ?8 H; h4 j+ V4 |8 f+ cThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 _5 K1 h$ r" E+ ]8 uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% p! D5 K7 m4 r+ t: h$ n9 mThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 h3 T' d* p* R! d4 y2 y: N
keep it up~~- f+ R! \* k& p' K
cheers

maksim2046

that is great