[English]: Jokes..

小强

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/ X# d# D2 A' c" w* o$ }% k8 [  d, i1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; b( ^. V( s4 C$ l5 j) m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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  ]8 Y2 l7 V$ |9 g5 C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  y4 A, v6 t7 F2 `0 G
a.They give like hell. 4 o, V1 c  G/ j) V6 r1 h) L
b.They do not yell.+ T9 q4 l5 Q% `' g
c.They do not tell.
- K9 T; G; H5 K. t9 fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. p0 ~% P+ V8 c- g( M
- a HEART to love him,
" k$ p# x4 V/ Z, l7 @; {- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ \2 ?) G* M- P# P, G
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
% t2 M2 M; l/ d$ i& \( R$ M0 Y3 z: M- a SPADE to bury him!
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# l1 ~; Z$ n$ P& E3 Y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* M& Y" N& {- M# o: h
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) I* B7 `1 q+ i/ |/ y+ v7 f8 H
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5) What is the strongest muscle?5 P% e- k9 |. [1 z# o  e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 x; o6 U/ v' j5 Y- o1 i1 E4 S
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
$ g0 q" `. F- rThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' R' _- j& ]# g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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. |! q4 u6 e" |! t9 t& S8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 U: l( D5 s1 Z# b$ f0 ~The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
% f- i+ r7 r# Q8 Qkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great