[English]: Jokes..

小强

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9 P: M$ E. m( H9 I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 j6 [6 G9 m) B6 [, n9 m+ \
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 h9 G- a2 ^. G

/ g( j# K: O4 O2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! m$ M8 s; _3 u
a.They give like hell.
$ Y3 O/ z- h  e0 u0 k) ]b.They do not yell.$ W" N$ q# Y+ D/ b. M! f2 I
c.They do not tell.
3 d  i' e" ~6 Kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.  @- E: x! m) H" C4 u. T
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
. b6 a- ?6 _9 g" V! G8 Q9 I0 v- a HEART to love him,
% j1 w  o5 }' h! ?/ i# s8 K, U5 Z' G- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 c4 P7 G" I$ I# e
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ q* u- a! o! x" s$ u$ ?2 A: m
- a SPADE to bury him!% Y" K1 Q3 Y: O* w; l1 D8 s! u

! f3 ^' H0 A! F6 [4 b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  ?6 W8 q* w4 D/ @' @/ o! B' UBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" X" \" p  W! n$ j  ]

+ n4 r8 x5 E/ P, r- }6 p. C5) What is the strongest muscle?6 r  n# ?- Y7 E' C6 U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; L3 C: I6 |- E; V4 p# @/ |

  E9 C! f1 O8 Z& V4 X# U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 k3 L+ Q4 M, ?2 V( p$ i# W
The arse hole is always in front of you.9 {6 v' w/ [- A5 g# p
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ m6 j4 m! s  U; @6 NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 X' i0 o2 S0 P9 C! T* Q

1 t. q) z. v. o  k* u" f8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, N0 c! L, R3 W7 _3 t
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~- T2 C: ?$ _) ^0 L2 K3 ?
keep it up~~2 y* a2 f5 G/ N1 E' `3 D
cheers

maksim2046

that is great