[English]: Jokes..

小强

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7 _/ Z5 @, X. M6 w# k! K6 D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ u4 o: L- z- H" H. u/ P/ t
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence3 c4 e8 }! z# Q# C1 v# e( L  M
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 }3 F; }+ o9 p9 U1 Ca.They give like hell.
; D/ W4 G' F1 |9 H+ G1 U" `) L6 Fb.They do not yell.2 E1 p# I! F1 M! z$ O7 U
c.They do not tell.
- ]( w8 h0 y. c( M9 b/ j( ]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 s! Q6 {/ Z' G
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 O# X# N; J7 M6 a6 r2 F9 i" f( q- a HEART to love him,
+ n" K; u6 @; b- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ I3 F" P7 ^$ E3 ~
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) x: S/ l7 n( h
- a SPADE to bury him!( u, y/ J' X, b# [

! t6 S' s7 e* N7 J5 J7 m0 K4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ v0 F# X$ J* f  q& j" qBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ t% j. C2 w1 Y- h1 W* a
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5) What is the strongest muscle?  Z7 V  Y5 r7 d4 X( G9 j) p1 {
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( i; e( i& l- y0 K
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: Q, ], q8 ~; [7 F8 |
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 [6 H5 o/ w' B( [9 r
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
! \2 U6 H0 T3 b/ L( M! I3 Skeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great