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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 1 u8 u+ @- Z8 V% d# Q/ y# F9 {

! L# J, I: w' k6 @" z性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 4 S& I& D! \& M( `

, O* d% T, m' N* m% L; A. `: L習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ' L7 z$ J6 T9 h& |
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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. @# i0 ~. b9 ?: t1 G* K, E5 K% x" o3 t性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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6 e) x7 O/ k4 r% R. Y; [3 F教之道:The way of learning it $ O: z7 z* N3 W: x
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 Y8 L& `/ t) [# ~- v' G
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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; Q4 y/ n; c, P, O3 Y& ~: ~擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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" y6 R+ B; k! k( ^/ `子不學:If you don't study hard, ! d) U# S* H% a2 a; a# ~9 P2 p1 |0 h

2 t, T/ ~' @1 [; Y斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) w. A; c& s) N% x0 |/ P

9 |* w" ?+ g, M% d竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine , `) U% L6 u4 a$ u6 i
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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, z7 g1 m  k  ~! X* c; {$ B( ~名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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( l2 u4 d9 y7 ^5 U6 j養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, , v2 W) o6 Q- X& T( F5 ~: Y

! M" {( ]; Q3 Q" c' n0 F( E4 S7 |. ^父之過 :It is all your fault. , b9 v/ R+ q) T  Y- {4 A& d
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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0 g7 f/ X  h; U) C& k! F師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 N& [3 ?4 o0 j# i5 L: M& {, l! d. N/ H  ^
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 7 W- J+ k2 v* \

3 ]! y: G, k9 k& }) t) P非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, " u! n% J# I7 c1 K6 {' q# z
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged * a- y% M1 A+ m- e1 R
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ; X5 Y0 I( c+ R( D0 D3 [3 m
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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$ a1 z+ I& a6 v+ B. H人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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' J4 D% g! }* s; k7 ?# l不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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