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人之初:At the beginning of life. 9 q+ @9 b0 m( u  _2 q2 B" |

$ m8 i  Z6 p/ E( \性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 ~3 u0 E4 W# N( x( Z. q
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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' y+ g1 `4 Y) H/ `. e' }  V性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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% J/ I3 a5 b3 b8 k昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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# Q( e, }* m( L! Y( Z擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. & ]* Q7 g7 G7 |% k0 ^1 @$ X& W

) z) [: V' v6 K5 B3 ^子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 N7 M' H$ U5 M( k

( _0 [6 y) a1 d教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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' a) @* j- k& ?; T養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 2 `: m. H6 e. ?0 U, b% c

3 u; y* k9 ^, D8 N3 Y% [師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 k  n/ o& L# o
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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" f; }% u2 L. M$ U2 i, ~非所宜 :but that is a real mistake & e# w- }& y3 B( j% O
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ( d  r6 t9 h. k0 f# `& g
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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2 f. J- F+ r# w4 e. N玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ; D, J  h8 U7 b7 P0 V. V% h
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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9 Q: g4 |3 {/ p* ~) d5 y不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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