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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. # ]# V# M9 C2 M* O8 x3 u

+ Q  c0 @! c' V/ Q苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. / U! E5 l2 P1 i" _- {' @
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教之道:The way of learning it
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6 D) c. Y( N& y貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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) T8 X- ?1 X% H/ n; K* c2 n昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 1 _& T. _# R. {& i$ J
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 7 N- d0 b( J; G/ P  n0 r$ }2 f- t
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子不學:If you don't study hard, & @, x* ]5 h5 t9 ]) |* ?
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.   p" j1 F0 o" T' A
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous % z' E) b6 ~" _0 I# T; q

' G+ C" f( T7 C: T1 Y( s* |' W有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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7 H9 s/ f( p7 ?9 Z6 E/ ?教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ; M2 H4 A+ r9 Q2 O# \% s4 J) X9 z' d

; o; D, u7 Y* ]( Z養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 5 q) p/ F& ^9 y- V. x* V3 a* o

# B; O  W# `6 g: s6 U* P) P. \父之過 :It is all your fault. + p, F) k; T) U5 a

& M" c; J) v) F& Q教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, - b6 n  o5 R& h: s

4 o5 D& ]  r8 m7 o% E' p" a師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this + k9 X6 m- s! R
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ) L) a, t5 ]1 k* C5 k5 Q
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 A0 f; A; {6 g8 s  V

/ g& @) q  ^) x0 f老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ' \# p% x& H" d3 h6 M3 R* F0 t

$ J% F! m7 L8 L0 H' ^; K; T玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 8 z/ B/ k& D8 \* t" v
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, # r- d* F. }- [+ Q% F
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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