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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 0 p( O. O) d4 o! A

4 O' e% T3 t8 r1 e性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. & _# F5 c& N$ ?

, M" K7 O9 d  k0 y% L: ~) n苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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+ t( L6 i. e# C8 U* A性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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! U- E; ^9 N/ {8 _8 j6 c教之道:The way of learning it
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  ]) J+ w% j) c3 y( V貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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6 @3 \. }+ N9 \擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. , \: m! E4 [, y( I

" I( R" E) W. e. ]) a$ X& m( {3 @子不學:If you don't study hard,
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$ z/ X& h5 M/ \, b5 g+ c* ^斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) A) E) z# [4 L- X9 t: Q

$ S4 E1 \( d! O竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous : k) q5 P- m8 l1 [& Y- `( f6 V4 b; S
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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0 k5 P% _2 ~7 ^' v7 m教五子 :All his five son took it ' k) I4 I1 r0 t& q% O- G

) }" P, V$ p) H8 W& A3 ~9 N名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. * p  W+ b- E# T2 F, A) c
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 9 ?# _, t' g) q: h& s& |4 f
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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  x' [, b/ p9 P0 H0 I% N教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' J1 ]4 N& ^7 e5 D" \子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : J* S. p) k* O! u, y

6 B, W4 R. n( q5 Q幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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: S3 W. L2 t% L4 b# K  p. G不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 5 g. m0 g1 v! B& A

1 C( I: V  _* }; k+ P8 g人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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