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人之初:At the beginning of life. * g+ |4 [& x+ G+ z

& W1 q# p& I& B5 s/ \" k6 T性本善:Sex is good. + o$ z/ v' [+ z8 B" c
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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5 |. I6 e3 p# t7 Y習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 7 {' S* D7 ?1 Y/ _
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 7 `* ?4 B7 B. r" {

* z( D( b( z$ L  n$ n! @4 m教之道:The way of learning it , ^) ^6 \% I, m  t$ g0 l  x
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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2 _9 e2 ^! [: I昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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1 X# C$ a) c& T$ K* I擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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2 c- m1 Q3 G9 V/ f) X5 x子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. " y3 {4 }  `2 \1 |/ c
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 1 V* B  A& ?/ b) S" {2 o

/ X. f, l5 Y7 f: C- Q- s有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : D( u9 v( f* M4 d& b

2 n( h2 W, o' o# _7 P2 s5 U; r教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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0 y$ d' c- m+ g& L- C6 U/ v養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 3 S% h8 M3 P" [  I
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 8 Q3 y! `- Y8 m6 N+ e; l: F
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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1 f" g$ r) O3 B/ f3 K' i師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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2 u* I: v, _5 M  I* p0 x5 V子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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, M% y0 F" J. @% U) G非所宜 :but that is a real mistake - y3 w0 x- x2 P7 x* a( z, \* V0 O

8 Y0 U1 Q3 q" `0 p9 a幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 A5 O; w+ Q6 O1 P# Y8 d
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 1 t$ p& `0 G$ `  v  Q7 i' {& u* X6 w

$ R) v' r( _$ s1 B玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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) N4 k" S) m6 _不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 9 Z2 x; ~4 R- a

6 @; _7 D4 l9 C$ [2 c人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 Q$ P% s# _0 u, ~5 p7 O

6 A2 ~' D; K5 H# O$ Z4 t不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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