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人之初:At the beginning of life. 2 }) E, z) B3 I* [

! h9 i- q* R  }. v1 H0 z性本善:Sex is good.
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1 c) U. W6 b8 l$ W; {; K! }/ l4 w性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. $ i1 ?; o" }4 O$ m& a

/ d/ ^( r1 G1 y# n' Y" u! _( `習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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' Y" O! ]% W* i" O苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. % |! o( \! M& _

3 i- k+ \' |; ]0 w0 T9 o, r1 M: v性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 2 o- ?; I2 h; |+ Y
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教之道:The way of learning it % P. v+ f0 D; G1 n; V3 }% X

# ~0 j# k6 g: ~% h) F+ \貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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& j0 |# x4 A1 U& K, K6 n. `昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. " A: I2 Z/ Y* b$ C- W* n

* s! U, L& s/ L# M* l3 J子不學:If you don't study hard, ; o; R- G' n' d% `8 a2 V) D# P

' {- m% A) g3 A( Z( f8 S/ N斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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4 |9 T% ?) _! q  K: q4 D, J: v有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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0 s' p) l6 H0 }8 w- m+ M& s3 J教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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0 u1 Y6 d% Z3 H# H養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, & i7 l& E0 _# j, ?1 Q9 Q
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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! g+ F  o" X1 j2 H3 W師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this / N& _- m8 p, ?& U2 F

# ]9 k) U- y* U0 ~6 n非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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) p& [9 T" {% |1 }老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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0 K, {" `. R* F不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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- C5 M1 P0 ~# W6 L8 [$ r人不學 :If you don't learn sex, + R6 `  o4 G7 X& n4 h8 O
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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