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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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9 x0 |. d5 @# \+ T+ _& r! W性本善:Sex is good.
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& `& s0 p6 [. g, x" ]性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. $ s% u5 {6 ^5 r) [
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. % r6 }& ^3 V$ Y9 f3 p

1 H/ c# }$ V- R) t; B0 ]3 v8 M教之道:The way of learning it " r* z2 t5 W! i' g: E

7 B& u: L; G3 k. h) |' f  i5 ~8 K' P貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 S" z/ L1 ]7 t  w0 G1 ~

0 `3 x$ N/ C) K  i8 `! R" W昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 5 _2 ?& n* i% M7 B  q( N" y; T) e
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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1 ^; _7 k  K+ ~0 B% m8 t斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. % J* L  l. a2 r- X! s$ W7 f1 m4 M

$ X" f, D' X  ]' F竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 ?% Z) W; ]& {$ v$ I
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教五子 :All his five son took it 5 W8 A' {/ Y3 b7 D
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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6 x% r% u! y/ k2 Z) a3 \養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, + A" e" [# w  L8 ]
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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, m' K" r+ u4 \& k, H# E教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 8 R( M" f! a5 ]  q) k4 r

, T8 Z8 v3 c$ y, b, m師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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' X: H- k' p6 W8 @3 W子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake $ u  ?6 H  f7 o* x, q3 Q
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ( s" ^2 n! R* ^2 g8 m, l1 m0 H% x
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 7 _/ L) f, Z& {) }
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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