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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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6 Z! M% x7 l/ k* p0 g4 P性本善:Sex is good.
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' ~/ Y+ \1 B# C性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : p3 w% X% z. }6 o2 \" p! ?6 v+ a
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. + b4 a8 J% _. N" r; p3 D" }
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. # `( t/ M5 A/ V

; C1 m- t! Q& z! L3 d( |( _性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it ) R/ H; w8 b7 }7 t" E% M
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ( g: z4 H9 O2 K+ [! P
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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5 o: e+ c7 l/ R" C2 X5 m子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 d, c8 c0 z" P! M  y
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.   h+ i# y% P- G

' \; i+ _) @8 ~5 q竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ' ]' C2 V. L5 u) s( P" {4 a: r
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. $ y/ v6 p+ \3 ]  Z, Q
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. . I; I2 j3 L* `7 p6 X' T1 }
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, , ^& q. c/ ^  b: {, T
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , F# h# j% U) c1 @. S, L
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this % F4 `5 P6 `" h; Y

3 ~* P! G( ^& U非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, : y- c' N: V* i9 N, Z9 ^! d
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 8 h* f3 y! _) z" q5 _

4 h" R% V, ?" V; Y  A8 |玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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, R! w" Y2 V. w  [* s不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / {* {4 V2 v# L4 W7 U" K

3 p2 `, Z  n0 P7 D8 V. C9 l3 `3 `人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 w* I& U0 r  R+ d. p
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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