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人之初:At the beginning of life. / e9 u3 Q* @6 T: ]$ X
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性本善:Sex is good.
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4 y2 J: |7 h* {) @6 T9 ~8 o% z性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. " T/ L$ n) R+ |$ i- r, q! D- N( ?
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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# J5 S. b0 w0 j' l苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 0 N/ N, H6 c, d3 l6 b
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ' {# `- S( p& r( Z/ |) K

9 u( M1 G5 M0 Y: i  d教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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$ j) L8 L3 n+ T: y1 j昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. - q, M0 M. I5 c) i' }
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子不學:If you don't study hard, % v5 L! r' w) M0 o' d
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 8 \: `# X/ f3 m. W

6 i+ V  K2 k; I  R  q有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 {* t# |" r  Z

, ~+ A! d% E' _+ A5 o教五子 :All his five son took it ' A( V; @7 D$ X* `

3 D& A& Q3 y5 K  t名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 6 @* J: c+ w$ D! `2 |0 C- D, ]

0 W  V6 y/ q. B9 L' J養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 9 j* J0 v/ d* u9 h% _1 s
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父之過 :It is all your fault. / g0 p+ u% T) t

3 x) k0 \: W+ c+ g' L" q& x教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. . j( u8 d' f. ~0 {, h9 W

1 w% W* t/ Q0 r8 n, z& P子不學 :You may refuse to study this 8 }; u4 c2 ^( b, ~" {
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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2 q2 P% C. ?4 A" H7 y幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 X& O! Y, v4 V

  g1 N4 g1 b; I老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged   _& R8 n! a/ S( E  i8 I  t* F

( F) h+ ^" d/ C6 p* G* e玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + E- j& |' H) E: T$ F

7 {0 o8 k- s/ D9 T; g/ M$ x$ u不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 8 }( M. l/ n# t& e# k! ~. B& m
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 6 B  m& I' T6 V- i
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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