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人之初:At the beginning of life. 6 X, ~6 K, U+ ^# u  c

1 ~1 R; a! ]5 s+ Z5 L性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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$ n2 I7 x$ X: B7 v習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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: x$ p0 ~  }# ?苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 1 y+ }- B/ G- t9 }) d; }% U

0 R+ K6 W" y/ Z$ @+ S( F5 b性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ; ?  M0 J3 z; p5 e/ Y

0 i/ G: T4 [8 M! n教之道:The way of learning it & y/ f0 R4 h. h6 o3 k7 c

1 O( P' S( x$ e. O! s貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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% M& [5 Q/ }+ j) q6 V子不學:If you don't study hard, 9 a9 h. l7 `, n) H9 q8 k

' x+ j$ e2 _  q. F- z' V+ S斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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6 D; n0 k. ]: z* u6 I% J竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 9 q6 G  X2 K, f  i4 a

  E+ h3 A9 h  Y6 z; ^! R有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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" C3 e% A% g# h. M教五子 :All his five son took it 2 m$ `9 x7 j/ x# s3 A
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.   T. C5 v  F2 h/ k

3 F8 o& G% k7 T" X養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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% R) T# j6 ~( `+ l0 |7 T4 I4 m( j父之過 :It is all your fault. 7 V0 |  d1 I" z; a' c6 A% ?
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, # d6 [# |, N$ j/ B" k

" W7 b5 H9 N$ F+ C& k師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ( p9 X  s# r4 F7 r; n8 K0 ^

! f# I) w, D7 b子不學 :You may refuse to study this 2 ^5 @+ k5 |3 d7 a' U1 e

  ?; ]- b+ e. ]+ ?- c( \非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ' M8 c9 d% _/ l
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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$ `- v/ R6 `$ L( p4 ?老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 5 z# A$ H7 k: U# Z2 f
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 0 L3 C. U5 P) \0 c1 h( ?# ^) P3 q

+ V# T/ w$ Z6 a人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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4 M8 {' q; _7 e# D5 A- y, L不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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