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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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; w& C8 @' O! q5 \4 Z* X性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. - V( ]1 C$ b5 X3 S6 Q9 B

0 K( a" _5 g/ I4 {1 k, k性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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" y7 N! `& N' S0 y; A: R教之道:The way of learning it " Z* I5 t0 ~) T6 ?# _4 O

& H  R4 U1 |2 m7 l1 _6 R8 S貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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/ |% C8 V* }- S" P2 T擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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0 h; t4 {% S; W, i, J% G# z子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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5 M) U, L9 [' z; O; W. P# o竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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3 M' J* E" U/ q' p6 i$ C* ^7 f: f6 Y有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ; S, E, \2 n$ I
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教五子 :All his five son took it . s+ @+ m/ ~$ O4 e0 k7 z& E
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8 _; s9 }' @0 z6 W. X, O
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, : A. `# s% j4 I0 I

2 Y7 `, A3 |" Z7 x  F% f# g; t父之過 :It is all your fault.
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* u# k6 v5 h4 p2 `$ W5 D教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ' K" R1 h! _9 ]( {( ^. \4 V
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.   L. D% f; w7 u* G

+ X: a1 S. Y: U1 x子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 z% J  D' A* ~2 G; U5 a, B: g

/ T' S# P; P+ w非所宜 :but that is a real mistake # E4 s2 C$ `% h$ \% _

/ D( W, C2 `# L1 V幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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2 X, v1 k! O) L4 e6 T老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged - ]) ~. s3 H) n9 i5 U) t
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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/ D) ?3 ^9 @+ j3 j人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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