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人之初:At the beginning of life. ) O& C- S) e; m4 F2 Q( g" ^

8 e* D( u5 N% ?9 i3 m' g6 M. `6 z性本善:Sex is good.
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. Z! a5 u( W" d; |) M3 K性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. * l; O! r+ U! w  A; V1 b

" Q  f9 N" Q* m3 C7 J5 Z, l( F; a習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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" \" t7 ~7 m" U6 S" O3 Q性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ; B# o+ m" k+ t8 Y% S0 }

$ w; Z& q6 b& v6 V教之道:The way of learning it ! n+ ~( b) v  K

; M/ D" ?4 c8 h" N! i5 x6 @* f! W8 P( w貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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. q" g# M! K1 e9 ?昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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4 V, Q" c  y3 t3 `" p斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. # b' G) c2 V; W  m1 o

" v4 u) s, G- ]) v& x+ F竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous " K7 [% ?+ n6 O
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine + ~4 h; V/ F4 D

3 X. [$ k6 k1 Z! H1 z4 Y教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ) ?2 f3 M7 |+ L

, X' N3 e  x3 F4 Z/ W教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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$ N& E0 Y" k" A0 J; {$ s師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 k0 O6 M# X' U* h. O
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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( j% h6 C. ^+ e非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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7 K- d" X9 G; |' t幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ! C0 t* R# S9 X0 r3 e. l) a/ k* O9 o: T

5 u% ^' E' R2 g& `3 s不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / x- ]; o3 [+ s/ ^  R4 S2 Z

- N- k! I* p$ S9 s人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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; l& U: _: U; J) k/ p; H, d不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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